Attack the above poster

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get a Ghast

[tsMKG]

What now?

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Good luck, *constructs new time line to exact liking while you are being attack by ghast*

[tsMKG]

*swallows new timeline*

[Unusuallynamedperson]

*New time line swallows you in the same process*

[tsMKG]

*swallows timeline while timeline swallows him, therefore swallowing himself*

[Unusuallynamedperson]

timeline chews its way threw your stomach returning normalcy...kinda...

[tsMKG]

*regenerates*

*grabs a vacuum*

*absorbs timeline with vacuum*

*absorbs UNP with vacuum*

[Unusuallynamedperson]

UNP absobs vacuum while inside destroying it. MY LINE OF TIME WILL EXTIST!!!

[tsMKG]

*starts swallowing everything*

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Cravings!!!!

I eat your swallows!

[tsMKG]

I eat you

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I turn into a moderator, you freak out and spit me back out.

[tsMKG]

I eat Render and it gives superior moderation powers

So... I eat you again.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I taste and smell so bad you throw up

[tsMKG]

*puts salt on you*

Fine! Now I eat you.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

*dvaporates into the air*

Now I eat you...slowly...

[tsMKG]

I put a vacuum in my mouth and eat you while you're air.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I sleep threw your pores, tearing dead skin off and devouring it along the way.

[tsMKG]

I swallow a wish and I wish that you were solid. The wish is granted and I eat you.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I turn into solid jello, and you get sick and die.

[tsMKG]

Everything in me explodes, thus killing you.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Now there is nothing... *big bang restarts game* Now we are on Mars, how'd we get here? Must've been an error in the rewrite Code...

[tsMKG]

Meanwhile you get out out your house, I send the Bionic Granny to beat up you. Then she proceeds to do his job.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I terminate the bionic granny, and then I begin tracking your location using Facebook.

[tsMKG]

Nope, the only one that can terminate her is... the lollipop woman

Meanwhile I send the last ninja to assassinate you.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

The last ninja impales himself on his own sword, meanwhile I contact the lollipop women who assinates the granny, which I eat. Then I find you and do a *face!* to you.

[tsMKG]

I do a *book!* to you.

(Why would the last ninja impale himself? )

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I do a *tree!* to you

[tsMKG]

I punch you HARD in the stomach.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

My stomach absobs your fist, and your punch...then it begins absorbing you.

[tsMKG]

I grab the Bionic Granny and get her out. Then I grab a bazooka and aim it at your stomach.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I absorb everything within as two mile radius before you can fire.

[tsMKG]

*runs away*
*throws TNT at UNP*

[Unusuallynamedperson]

*absorbs tent, and the ground your running on*

[tsMKG]

*runs upward*
*throws as many Great Kitsunes as can*

[Unusuallynamedperson]

*Absorbs him and his audio tracks, continues to absorb, dragging you downward*

[tsMKG]

*punches sonic and steals his shoes*
*runs upwards faster*

[Unusuallynamedperson]

*Absorbs harder* you continue to fall faster, and faster...

[tsMKG]

I grab a pencil and draw an army of 10 Evil Peanut Butter Sandwich with bazookas and one Angry Snoopy with a flamethrower. They defeat you.