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tsMKG wrote:Somehow Hamilton is the master of trolls

What does being a detective have to do with being a troll?
He's a detective troll! A trolltective! :lol:
tsMKG wrote:I like how "THIS IS A SUPER!!!!" matches his excited face
Yeah, that's great! :mrgreen:


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Keene's father gone with the wind... :mrgreen:

Another weird thing onto the family tree... His father is supposedly an engine :geek: (Thomas the tank engine :lol: )

Or other interpretation would be that the engine had a choice and decided to MURDER HIS FATHER! :o :shock:

I would like to go to that meeting of wild animals from different countries from the world :)

Yeah, in Heaven money isn't even a thing :P
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The engine had a choice? Wow, a little dark there, no?

"in this country millions of dollars is enough!" :lol: Yes, yes, he does know what's good for you Keene.
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tsMKG wrote:I would like to go to that meeting of wild animals from different countries from the world
These places do exist. They're called zoo. ;)
tsMKG wrote:Or other interpretation would be that the engine had a choice and decided to MURDER HIS FATHER!
Must have been the Terminator! Henry Milton aka John Connor! xD
Unusuallynamedperson wrote:"in this country millions of dollars is enough!" Yes, yes, he does know what's good for you Keene.
"is NOT enough" ... That's why they had billions. :mrgreen:


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He fell to the sea... Even a million of dollars can't save him :geek:

Even Heaven does have glitches? :lol:

What's with Keene and his obsession with eyes?

Hamilton! Stop watching football and pay attention to Cindy :lol:
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We have to go the results are in! *suddenly a shadow of light pours in*
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tsMKG wrote:He fell to the sea... Even a million of dollars can't save him
Coins don't swim... xD
tsMKG wrote:Hamilton! Stop watching football and pay attention to Cindy
But it's the big finale! The Raccoon Wings vs the Tiger Feathers!
Unusuallynamedperson wrote:We have to go the results are in! *suddenly a shadow of light pours in*
Who won?!


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The cheese is a lie :cry:

What's even asking Keene in 5th panel?

The success of the orcs? Where?

So THE Cerberus is waking up this time (!?) :lol:
I wonder how reactions will be when the Babylon Gardens habitants find THE Cerberus
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tsMKG wrote:The cheese is a lie
Maybe it's a cheesecake. xD
tsMKG wrote:The success of the orcs? Where?
Dunno... Isengarth?
tsMKG wrote:So THE Cerberus is waking up this time (!?)
And Cindy/Keene doesn't. :lol:
tsMKG wrote:What's even asking Keene in 5th panel?
"More surundurməciliyə!!!" - But I have no idea what that means... :mrgreen:
Ah, apparently it's Azerbaijani for procrastinate or delay. xD


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The choice for hugs?
He does look like he needs one.
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Wow! He's only been back on Earth for a few moments, and he's already looking to hug everyone! I'm sure glad that his experience in Heaven has made him so open!!!
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"to get more information"
I don;t know who you are, but driving someone into a river isn't a very good interrogation tactic
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HellishK9 wrote:He does look like he needs one.
AmberTheWolfKit wrote:he's already looking to hug everyone!
Go and hug the wet ferret! :mrgreen:
RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:"to get more information"
I don;t know who you are, but driving someone into a river isn't a very good interrogation tactic
It may be a reference to the previous comic's title... xD



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With the exception of Olive showing you the disassembled door handle :P
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tsMKG wrote:With the exception of Olive showing you the disassembled door handle :P
Door handles can hurt your feeling... xD



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only two people died? hot dang that's a new record!
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Now we have part of the message deciphered :shock: What do you think the message is?

Apparently two people dying doesn't hurt King's feelings... :? King needs a psychiatrist.
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Who could this "Billy" be?
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TheBlasterizer wrote:Who could this "Billy" be?
Bailey obviously :P It was stated that the bad translator for some reason translates Bailey's name as Billy.
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FancyHat wrote:only two people died? hot dang that's a new record!
Nothing actually happened. ^^
tsMKG wrote:Apparently two people dying doesn't hurt King's feelings... King needs a psychiatrist.
It probably didn't happen in the puppies' room so it doesn't hurt him.
tsMKG wrote:Now we have part of the message deciphered What do you think the message is?
Maybe encrypted instructions to get to their secret base. :)



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Better him not grow up if he's a sociopath :?

Anyone wants to see the pups swim? :D

Bailey... :| Did you say that you don't like dogs?

The living room seems to have fur/hair :?:
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Bailey doesn't like dogs?! :o

nono, King you're supposed to give Bailey the bath duh. :P
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tsMKG wrote:Anyone wants to see the pups swim?
Yes! Here!
tsMKG wrote:The living room seems to have fur/hair
Yeah, and it's not well shaved...
Unusuallynamedperson wrote:Bailey doesn't like dogs?! :o
Maybe that's why she married an ex-human...
Unusuallynamedperson wrote:nono, King you're supposed to give Bailey the bath duh. :P
Don't worry, he's still trying to do it right. ;)


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King doesn't seem to have enjoyed that voice.

And King has none.
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wow...that was a surprisingly quiet comic...

enjoy the voice king
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Unusuallynamedperson wrote:enjoy the voice king
tsMKG wrote:King doesn't seem to have enjoyed that voice.
Yeah... poor King. At least his kids aren't too large.



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"Crimes?" "Crimes."

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the last few comics have been way to silent...wonder what she expects in the coming year? :?
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Unusuallynamedperson wrote:the last few comics have been way to silent...wonder what she expects in the coming year? :?
I have no idea... xD
Sending the pups out to weed the garden. ^^



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So... Bad Translator has stopped working again. I'm only getting empty results. :-(
Is there anybody with programming skills to write a little tool that pushes texts into google, bing, or yandex to create bad translations without the need to use the webpage?
It would be lovely to have such a tool.
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Oh man, I am literally the perfect guy for that but I go to work soon :( So by the time I go there it'll only be halfway done.
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Good News: the official page is back again!
Bad News: it requires to register an account :/
http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

Also:

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
http://lingojam.com/BadTranslator

Yeah, someone made another bad translator :P

And...

ANOTHER CHALLENGER APPEARS!

http://translationparty.com
Well its more to find equilibrium, but can work as a bad translator :)
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I could technically program one that stays on your home PC Render
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tsMKG wrote:Good News: the official page is back again!
Bad News: it requires to register an account :/
http://ackuna.com/badtranslator
The registration isn't the problem I did that already. But the downsides of that new thing are:
- allows only a few translations per day
- allows only 80 characters (sometimes I've reached the 250 character limit of the old one already)
- allows only 10 iterations
- also produces empty results... :(
tsMKG wrote:Also:

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
http://lingojam.com/BadTranslator

Yeah, someone made another bad translator :P
Oh, nice. I have to find out how that ones works and what it does. It doesn't look like it uses a translation service. And I always get the same result. It somehow looks like somebody put in a lot of words and possible translations.
On that page you can create your own translator... I'll have a look at that.

tsMKG wrote:And...

ANOTHER CHALLENGER APPEARS!

http://translationparty.comWell its more to find equilibrium, but can work as a bad translator :)
I have seen that already. It does translate badly but unfortunately it mostly shortens the sentences into two or three word things and honestly that isn't very funny.

The one in the middle might work, but the downside is that there's no randomness in it and it always produces the same result. If I got something inappropriate earlier I simply rerun the bad translator and got something different. Can't do that with this one, but it might work. I'll have to dig into it.


Unusuallynamedperson wrote:I could technically program one that stays on your home PC Render
That would be perfect! A little program that asks a translation website to translate stuff.

It should do the following:
- send translation requests from English into language 1 and receives the translation
- resend the received translation to translate it back into English
- repeat the same for the following languages till all languages are passed
- show the translations either on screen or save it into a text file automatically (including all the steps in between would be great)
- randomized language order
- nice to have: automatic stop or restart with a new randomizing if the received translation is empty or only . or -

You have a look on how the old bad translator looked like here http://web.archive.org/web/201511091455 ... translator.

Do you think you can do that?
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not exactly, I am one guy Render not a team of guys. What mine would be like is more of a word assortment.

1.)plugin text via self without automation
2.)run command
3.)wait
4.)retrieve file and host

It probably won't be anything like what you are using now. And I know I said I would but I have been feeling really down as of today so maybe later okay? I'm sorry it's just a bad time.
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No worries, take your time and give it a try.
Thanks for the offer.
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It looks like that has to do more with Google and Bing that the bad translators themselves.

They stopped offering free translation APIs unfortunately :cry:

(Even Translation Party has limits because of Bing -_- )
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*boop* I am an attribute! :D PM me sometime when you're free and I'll give you the file and run you through how to use it properly.
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Guess what is back!

Yeah, correct! The bad translations!

tsMKG wrote:They stopped offering free translation APIs unfortunately
Yeah... But I always used the Yandex translations and those are still free. Well, within limits and I think the open web based service is pretty easily over that limit.

Nonetheless I'm back in the business of making bad translations, thanks to my own Yandex translation key and the nice little program GeckoZY wrote. Thanks very much, my friend!

Now I'm finally able to present to you the last comic of the Puppies-Arc

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:D The fun continues!

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D-Rock wrote:Well, King, how else are you to learn not to swear about linens?
Yeah, that works too.
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