Attack the above poster

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 15, 2016 8:53 am

I wimper and run down the yellow brick road. Then I hire the wicked witch of the west to eliminate you!

Post by **Render** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:27 pm

I set your ears on fire.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:31 pm

I shoot a fire extinguisher at you while its unneeded.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:42 pm

I push you into a fire where the fire extinguisher could have been used on as Karma.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:45 pm

I pump into you more air than the needed, exploding you.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:47 pm

I use helium residue to deprive you of oxygen.

Asphyxiation ftw

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:48 pm

I draw some oxygen the I breathe it.
I drop a bucket of lava at you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 15, 2016 1:03 pm

I make you eat rotten flesh from Minecraft.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:21 pm

I bite you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:35 pm

I've already bitten you...you die of my untreated rabies.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 5:23 pm

Respawning...

P2 - tsMKG

I hit you to death with the P2 sign that was floating over my head.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 15, 2016 8:35 pm

I ressureect myself and this turns into a game of worms.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:10 pm

Mmmmm...

I throw you with my swords to the water. I have swords because somehow the transformation failed and now I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:12 pm

I throw a grenade at you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:14 pm

I throw you at the screen!

*screen crashes*

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:16 pm

I throw myself out of the screen and use you as a pong for the game thus attacking you with your own munitions.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:17 pm

I stab you with your own life bar.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 15, 2016 10:07 pm

I crush you with the game cartridge.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 7:51 am

I slice you with the game's Compact Disc.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 10:18 am

I choke you with the disc label

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 1:46 pm

I melt you with Bino's rant.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 2:08 pm

I have trinket rob you

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 2:48 pm

I have Trinket rob himself, therefore vanishing completely.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 2:50 pm

I have karishad give you his credit cards thus having you arrested by K-9 units

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 2:52 pm

I have a giant Grape stomp on you and then eat you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 2:54 pm

I have peanut scream at you while you're sleeping zipping you to grab the sealing fan

mixed comic...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:03 pm

*digestion*

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:06 pm

*gives indigestion*
You vommit me back up, and then evaporate into the air burning off the ozone that's protecting you...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:09 pm

Nonono, Grape ate you.

*digestion continues*

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:10 pm

I torment grape with my personal fetishes until she launches me out of her body threw her mouth. Then I burn the ozone layer.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:12 pm

I go to another planet in my spaceship, with my drawn army, leaving you die in the ozone-less planet.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:14 pm

I evolve to live without it, then attack your planet with my overly evolved armies of purity!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:16 pm

I counter with my 10 Death Stars, 200 Darth Vaders, and also I have the help of the heavenly army.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:19 pm

All your members go power hungry and wage wars on themselves, meanwhile I pick them off one by one, until,only you're left to be dealt with.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:20 pm

The heavenly army can't be hungry

*attacks with it*

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:21 pm

The heavenly army is angry with them, so they fight them

off as dark forces. *pick, pick pick*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:23 pm

I send my drawn army (10 Evil Peanut Butter Sandwich and one Angry Snoopy)

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:24 pm

We collect them as prisoners of war, then we go after you again

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:25 pm

I have a secret weapon

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:26 pm

I call in the US military to get rid of your WMD's