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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It's actually a woman
How does this -> <- guy eat with only one tooth?
How does this -> <- guy eat with only one tooth?
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It's a really, really, REALLY BIG tooth !
If Saturn has rings, what does it's bell tone sound like?
If Saturn has rings, what does it's bell tone sound like?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It sounds like a bell.
How old is the post that I just finished typing right before I posted it.
How old is the post that I just finished typing right before I posted it.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Two seconds earlier if your iPad is an antique like mind.
How many herons are needed to sustain a performance of the Hallelujah Chorus?
How many herons are needed to sustain a performance of the Hallelujah Chorus?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You know, I don't know *shrugs*
Why did you ask that specific question in the first place?
Why did you ask that specific question in the first place?
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
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Da bad translations by Render:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
That's actually a very good question …
on the other hand, asking how many herons are needed for the Hallelujah Chorus meets the thread's criteria for a stupide question. Everyone knows herons will only sing Verdi [or...if they're really motivated, Wagner].
on the other hand, asking how many herons are needed for the Hallelujah Chorus meets the thread's criteria for a stupide question. Everyone knows herons will only sing Verdi [or...if they're really motivated, Wagner].
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The answer to your question is pi.
How have I avoided to manage not to fall out of the top bunk of my bunk bed in my dorm for so long?
How have I avoided to manage not to fall out of the top bunk of my bunk bed in my dorm for so long?
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Anti-gravity.
How will I become a god?
How will I become a god?
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
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Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
By solving for an impossible square root. Any of them. If you can do it, you'll become one.
Why does the rain fall from the sky?
Why does the rain fall from the sky?
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Water is inherently clumsy.
Why aren't oysters allowed to vote?
Why aren't oysters allowed to vote?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because as soon as otters earned the right as well, the voting results would get awkwardNHWestoN wrote:Water is inherently clumsy.
Why aren't oysters allowed to vote?
What weighs more, 50 pounds of bricks, or 50 pounds of feathers?
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Depends on the sack which contains them...
If it's fluffy, is it automatically cute?
If it's fluffy, is it automatically cute?
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LOOK AT THIS MAMMOTH AND TELL ME THAT WASN'T RHETORICAL! LOOK AT IT!
Why is the sky neon green?
Why is the sky neon green?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No silly, it's brown.
How do feet smell if they don't have a nose?
How do feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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Did you just assume that they don't have olfactory capabilities?
How many hands are there in one foot?
How many hands are there in one foot?
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
About half a gross.
What's north of the North Pole?
What's north of the North Pole?
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The norther pole.
How many holes do you have to poke in a pail to turn it into a bucket?
How many holes do you have to poke in a pail to turn it into a bucket?
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
all of the holes
Why would you want to?
Why would you want to?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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To prove that a colander can be turned into a cheese grater.
If a grater grates, can a grate grater?
If a grater grates, can a grate grater?
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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It's not that great at it.
Want to help me with the test flight of the Balistic Lamp?
Want to help me with the test flight of the Balistic Lamp?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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No, but I know of somebody who might.
Where can you find this miraculous spice called "love"?
Where can you find this miraculous spice called "love"?
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
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the next isle down from "Constipated facial expression". try not to mix the two up.
Where's the beef?
Where's the beef?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Dunno... *burps*
Do you have any more?
Do you have any more?
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Swimmingly!
What's the perfect ingredients for the perfect superpower?
What's the perfect ingredients for the perfect superpower?
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
A grilled cheese.
Do flowers have gender?
Do flowers have gender?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Doorway
What does the color green taste like?
What does the color green taste like?
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Nausea...
If there's no business like show business, what's accounting?
If there's no business like show business, what's accounting?
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Count von Count is counting.
Where does Bert hide?
Where does Bert hide?
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the closet. Duh. Someone's got to keep ernie company in there.
where can i get spidershoes?
where can i get spidershoes?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Arachniprada.
Is a rock concert igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic?
Is a rock concert igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes.
how exactly does one make their face do an expression?
how exactly does one make their face do an expression?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Goat cheese.
Why is Gamora?
Why is Gamora?
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because Thanos.
Are you Groot?
Are you Groot?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I know you are...
But what am I?
But what am I?
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Bart Simpson, apparently.
how many cats does it take to conquer France?
how many cats does it take to conquer France?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Pi.
How many pi's to make a raspberry pudding pop?
How many pi's to make a raspberry pudding pop?
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
If they start out as cub scouts, why don't they grow up to be bear scouts?
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Because they aren't bears.
What is the Wifi password for Blanket Hall on Quilt Lane in Cloth Town in Material Province?
What is the Wifi password for Blanket Hall on Quilt Lane in Cloth Town in Material Province?
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Stitching.
Which way is up?
Which way is up?
Love me right now! Done.
Why do I still find this funny?SoujiTheFox wrote:(9:36:35 PM) Steve: THE CHRIST AM I NAMED STEVE FOR
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The direction above you, so when you lie down, one wall is up, and the other is down.
What?
What?
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.