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Not A Furry
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by Not A Furry » Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:29 pm
It's actually a woman
How does this ->
<- guy eat with only one tooth?
NHWestoN
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by NHWestoN » Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:41 pm
It's a really, really, REALLY BIG tooth !
If Saturn has rings, what does it's bell tone sound like?
Zesortinge
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by Zesortinge » Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:57 pm
It sounds like a bell.
How old is the post that I just finished typing right before I posted it.
NHWestoN
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by NHWestoN » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:56 am
Two seconds earlier if your iPad is an antique like mind.
How many herons are needed to sustain a performance of the Hallelujah Chorus ?
tsMKG
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by tsMKG » Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:25 am
You know, I don't know *shrugs*
Why did you ask that specific question in the first place?
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
NHWestoN
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by NHWestoN » Thu Jun 28, 2018 2:20 pm
That's actually a very good question …
on the other hand, asking how many herons are needed for the Hallelujah Chorus meets the thread's criteria for a stupide question. Everyone knows herons will only sing Verdi [or...if they're really motivated, Wagner].
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by Czukay » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:06 pm
The answer to your question is pi.
How have I avoided to manage not to fall out of the top bunk of my bunk bed in my dorm for so long?
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
FlanDab
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by FlanDab » Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:44 am
Anti-gravity.
How will I become a god?
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab |
Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP,
the Imaginarium ?
Czukay
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by Czukay » Thu Oct 25, 2018 1:12 am
By solving for an impossible square root. Any of them. If you can do it, you'll become one.
Why does the rain fall from the sky?
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
NHWestoN
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by NHWestoN » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:52 am
Water is inherently clumsy.
Why aren't oysters allowed to vote?
Gameb18oy
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by Gameb18oy » Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:59 am
NHWestoN wrote: Water is inherently clumsy.
Why aren't oysters allowed to vote?
Because as soon as otters earned the right as well, the voting results would get awkward
What weighs more, 50 pounds of bricks, or 50 pounds of feathers?
NHWestoN
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by NHWestoN » Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:32 am
Depends on the sack which contains them...
If it's fluffy, is it automatically cute?
Buster
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by Buster » Sat Oct 27, 2018 10:36 pm
LOOK AT THIS MAMMOTH AND TELL ME THAT WASN'T RHETORICAL! LOOK AT IT!
Why is the sky neon green?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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by Saturn381 » Sat Oct 27, 2018 11:33 pm
No silly, it's brown.
How do feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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by FlanDab » Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:26 am
Did you just assume that they don't have olfactory capabilities?
How many hands are there in one foot?
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab |
Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP,
the Imaginarium ?
Render
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FlanDab
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by FlanDab » Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:52 am
The norther pole.
How many holes do you have to poke in a pail to turn it into a bucket?
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab |
Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP,
the Imaginarium ?
Buster
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by Buster » Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:12 pm
all of the holes
Why would you want to?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
FlanDab
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by FlanDab » Thu Nov 01, 2018 5:19 am
To prove that a colander can be turned into a cheese grater.
If a grater grates, can a grate grater?
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab |
Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP,
the Imaginarium ?
Buster
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by Buster » Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:48 pm
It's not that great at it.
Want to help me with the test flight of the Balistic Lamp?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
FlanDab
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by FlanDab » Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:10 am
No, but I know of somebody who might.
Where can you find this miraculous spice called "love"?
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab |
Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP,
the Imaginarium ?
Buster
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by Buster » Mon Nov 05, 2018 4:26 pm
the next isle down from "Constipated facial expression". try not to mix the two up.
Where's the beef?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Render
Wanna play a game?
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FlanDab
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by FlanDab » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:09 am
Swimmingly!
What's the perfect ingredients for the perfect superpower?
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab |
Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP,
the Imaginarium ?
Saturn381
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by Saturn381 » Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:52 am
A grilled cheese.
Do flowers have gender?
furrygamer793
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by furrygamer793 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 11:20 pm
Doorway
What does the color green taste like?
NHWestoN
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by NHWestoN » Sat Nov 24, 2018 10:41 pm
Nausea...
If there's no business like show business, what's accounting?
Render
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Buster
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by Buster » Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:52 pm
the closet. Duh. Someone's got to keep ernie company in there.
where can i get spidershoes?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
NHWestoN
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by NHWestoN » Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:58 pm
Arachniprada.
Is a rock concert igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic?
Buster
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by Buster » Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:55 pm
Yes.
how exactly does one make their face do an
expression?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
furrygamer793
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by furrygamer793 » Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:34 pm
Goat cheese.
Why is Gamora?
Buster
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by Buster » Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:01 pm
Because Thanos.
Are you Groot?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
furrygamer793
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by furrygamer793 » Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:01 pm
I know you are...
But what am I?
Buster
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by Buster » Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:04 pm
Bart Simpson, apparently.
how many cats does it take to conquer France?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
furrygamer793
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by furrygamer793 » Sat Dec 01, 2018 11:05 pm
Pi.
How many pi's to make a raspberry pudding pop?
NHWestoN
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by NHWestoN » Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:00 pm
If they start out as cub scouts, why don't they grow up to be bear scouts?
Zesortinge
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by Zesortinge » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:45 am
Because they aren't bears.
What is the Wifi password for Blanket Hall on Quilt Lane in Cloth Town in Material Province?
Leafolawl
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by Leafolawl » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:47 am
Stitching.
Which way is up?
Love me right now!
Done.
SoujiTheFox wrote: (9:36:35 PM) Steve: THE CHRIST AM I NAMED STEVE FOR
Why do I still find this funny?
Zesortinge
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by Zesortinge » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:49 am
The direction above you, so when you lie down, one wall is up, and the other is down.
What?