Attack the above poster
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....and I respond with vast waves of attack sea gulls who destroy your crabs and do those ... um ... other ... uh ... distasteful things that sea gulls ... you know ... sorry ... sorta.
Re: Attack the above poster
I enact my scorched Earth policy. I self destruct my crab infested star destroyer (cuz I want one).
FOR THE EMPIRE!
FOR THE EMPIRE!
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
i drop a dozen tanks on you and go on a bombing run of your base
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I laser your planet to death.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
...Aren't you also on earth though? Honestly i don't think i need an attack when your last one was suicidal.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Render
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Re: Attack the above poster
I throw pebbles at you.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I eject and let my bomber crash into you after the engine gets gummed up.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I have a brother who's good at hitting a moving target. Falling one shouldn't be any different.
- Legotron123
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Re: Attack the above poster
I send my army of robot monsters after you.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Re: Attack the above poster
Oh look, your leg popped off.
both legs actually.
and your arms.
and your head...
both legs actually.
and your arms.
and your head...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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Re: Attack the above poster
I bomb you using your old avatar.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
Re: Attack the above poster
I bite you in the neck...
Mostly because I'm now a vampire doggo and I'm here to suck your blood.
Mostly because I'm now a vampire doggo and I'm here to suck your blood.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
*tongue slap*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I grab your tongue and use it as a short bungee cord to constantly bring your face to my fist.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I pik phpl uhp wif thif all thh thim, why wub I beh thh onh gething thwown awound? wibbip?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I turn into a little bat and grab from your tongue and lift it up to see how much can that tongue stretch.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
- FlanDab
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Re: Attack the above poster
I put a coin into the vending machine of various harm.
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Re: Attack the above poster
I push the vending machine over on top of you.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
i plant evidence that you've been messing with Abridged Popo's stuff.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- FlanDab
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Re: Attack the above poster
I open a packet of intense pain, and pour all the contents all over you.
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Re: Attack the above poster
I glue you with painful glue to Buster.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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Re: Attack the above poster
I spray you with garlic juice.
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Yum. I bury you in pasta, marinara sauce, and release the ravening gerbils!
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Re: Attack the above poster
I drive a boat straight at you.
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Re: Attack the above poster
Unleash the dolphin desperadoes!! (...which is kinda hard to do because the leash buckles are sorta tricky and I can't hold my breath for very long.)
- FlanDab
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Re: Attack the above poster
My army of archers rain a volley of arrows coated with itchy powder unto you.
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Re: Attack the above poster
I lock you in a room with this guy.
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Re: Attack the above poster
I pour a cauldron of a hot soup of 700 packets of unadulterated suffering-from-a-thousand-ant-bites onto you.
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Re: Attack the above poster
I lock you in a room, chained to a chair with a TV on the info channel with the volume blasting
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
i rearrange your face to look like a cubist painting. using a spork.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- FlanDab
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Re: Attack the above poster
I tie your tongue to lamp post.
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Re: Attack the above poster
I drop the lamppost on your head, Buster and all!
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
after escaping my tangled up costume, i impale you with the post and hang onto the lamp for later.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
You return to discover that I have escaped and conjured up an army of enraged lighting fixtures which enact a pulverizing and gore-splattering revenge on you for your abuse of small electrical furnishings.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
Hooray for nimbats being support characters with no health bar or hit detection!
*ahem*
"DUST! OVER HERE! I FOUND ANOTHER MONSTER!"
*ahem*
"DUST! OVER HERE! I FOUND ANOTHER MONSTER!"
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- FlanDab
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Re: Attack the above poster
I command my floating cursor to incessantly left click on you, tickling, poking, and holding you in place without end, making you repeat many lines over and over again like a pestered unit in an RTS.
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040
May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I pummel you into pudding using a bent stick and a rubber stressball
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
Ever seen Law Abiding Citizen?
*Straps you down and puts on a welding mask*
*Straps you down and puts on a welding mask*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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Re: Attack the above poster
Uses magic to remove the air
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.