正體中文翻譯v3 Traditional Chinese Translation v3

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雙城奇謀=Two Towers

Alt Text: Blast Hardcheese
Alt源自喜劇影集《神秘科學戲院3000》，其中一集被用以形容肌肉主角David Ryder的十萬種（誇飾）綽號的其中之一。由於這影集沒有中文，也很難對這個字給予什麼意義，所以跳過（逃）

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是貓都會做的事=What Cats Always Do

Alt Text:落地動作已認可(land seal of approval)

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談判=Conference

Alt Text:沙陶一季！普塔一季！(Satau season! Ptah season!)
現在是在演哪一齣…

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糟了個糕=Whoops

Alt Text:不知怎麼，這讓我想到了復活節尋蛋活動(for some reason, I'm reminded of the easter egg hunt)

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燃起烽火=Light The Beacon

Alt Text:安息吧，魔法明燈，雖然你從來沒有精靈住在裡面過(rip magic lamp, you never once held a genie)

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極黑之夜=In Blackest Night

Alt Text:好吧！許個願吧！(well! make your wish!)
標題和Alt都埋了哏，標題的要懂美國漫畫，Alt的要懂日本漫畫

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大寫T，且與P押韻，代表的是=With A Capital T And That Rhymes With P And That Stands For

Alt Text:彼特在沒人看到時把神廟裡鋪滿了紫色枕頭，有何不可呢(pete lined his temple with pillows when nobody's looking because why not)
標題指的應該就是彼特(Pete)，大寫T純粹是慣用的好玩說法

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凱文為此感到榮幸=Kevin Would Be Proud

Alt Text:正中紅心！(FROM DOWNTOWN)
撲倒！

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罩門=The Weakness

Alt Text:塔羅是個一定會標記劇透的好女孩(tarot is a proper lady always tagging her spoilers)

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時間不等人=Time Waits For No One

Alt Text:喜歡我的新袖毯嗎？(do you like my new snuggie?)

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搖籃的貓兒=Cats In The Cradle

Alt Text:到時我們會有段美好時光(we'll have a good time then)
標題的Cats In The Cradle其實是翻花繩，而Alt的句子也是一首叫Cats In The Cradle的歌的詞，內容描述的情境似乎和這一篇很像…

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貓狗戰後=Cats And Dogs

Alt Text:你欠我一頂漂亮的帽子(you owe me a sweet hat)

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ARC 96. 特別快遞到你家=Special Delivery
譯者：紅狐

深夜裡的母親=Baby Bump In The Night

Alt Text:鹹味米、異國風味米、消防砂(salty flavor granules, imported flavor granules, fire sand)

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遇水則發=Water Water Everywhere

Alt Text:我們就當作這玩笑作主動動詞也行得通吧(We'll just pretend the joke works when stated as an active verb)

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看守者誰=Quis Custodiet

Alt Text:該稱讚狼群一番：至少他們會先確認他們的心態如何(Gotta hand it to wolves: at least they will confirm their biases first)

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甜瓜笑話=Melon Joke

Alt Text:人物標記寫的是露奎緹亞的母親，但她現在是伊蓮的母親(the tag says lucretia's mother but right now she's elaine's mother)
標題的甜瓜笑話是英文的冷笑話，說道甜瓜不能結婚的原因是他們不會私奔（cantaloupe(香瓜)諧音can’t elope(不會私奔)）
至於到底是誰的母親？反正露奎緹亞和伊蓮是姊妹關係，所以沒差的

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犬聚一堂=Dogpile

Alt Text:嘛，這沒那麼重要啦(Well it's not THAT important)

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起床號最精彩的部分=The Best Part Of Waking Up

Alt Text:這部漫畫真的很喜歡叫醒別人(this comic sure loves to wake up characters)

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野性的到府呼喚=Housecall Of The Wild

Alt Text:我現在要走了，但屋子裡沒人會開車。「我會--喔，等下，對喔」(And I'd go now but nobody in this house can drive. “I can--oh wait, right”)

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這裡有醫生嗎=Is There A Doctor In The House

Alt Text:你不禁好奇她為什麼會和傑克在一起(and you wonder why she got together with Jack)

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不准再有猴在床上跳=No More Monkeys Jumping On The Bed

Alt Text:*咳*其實，我相信你想表達的是「公種狗」(*ahem* actually I believe you mean SIRE)
標題出自英語兒歌，完整的歌詞是「五隻猴子在床上跳，一隻跌下床撞了頭，媽媽打給醫生，醫生說：不准再有猴在床上跳」通常這首歌會重複五次，每次都會少一隻猴子在床上跳

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給我點訊息=Gimme The News

Alt Text:乳熱也是一個1970年代的短命熱舞潮名字(milk fever is also the name of a short-lived 70s dance craze)
標題來自Bad Case Of Loving You的歌詞，整句是“Doctor, doctor give me the news”
華氏100度約等於攝氏37度，以狗來說算是低體溫了
乳熱是牛、狗等動物生產時可能出現的病症，因鈣質代謝失調而引起

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醫生怎麼啦？=What’s Updoc?

Alt Text:這讓我想到了紙片瑪莉歐(this reminds me of paper mario)

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推了一把=Pushing It

Alt Text:幸好我們沒花錢去上拉瑪澤呼吸課程，看來妳很懂得這個推的方法(well good thing we didn't splurge on those lamaze classes, think you got this pushing thing down)
拉瑪澤呼吸法是分娩過程中用來降低產婦疼痛感與緊張感的方法

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國王敘事詩=Idylls Of The King

Alt Text:喔，因為你們一定會問這個問題：打瞌睡=愛司、流口水=魯克、小淘氣=奧莉芙，祝大家新年汪汪來！(OH and just because you guys will be asking, sleepy = ace, drooly = rook, perky = olive. have a puppy new year!)
愛司Ace是撲克牌裡最大的牌，魯克Rook是西洋棋的城堡棋子（金恩是國王棋），而奧莉芙Olive（單字意思是「橄欖」）實際上代表什麼就引起不少討論了…

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掉漆的禮物=Gift Of The Gag-i 2015-12-28

Alt Text:皮諾，將裸體含意更加延伸的先驅(bino, a pioneer in stretching the definition of naked)
標題來自歐亨利所寫的短篇小說《麥琪的禮物》，故事裡丈夫賣了傳家的懷錶買了梳子給妻子，而妻子卻賣了她的頭髮買了錶鍊給丈夫。雖然禮物最後都沒有用了，但心意卻是真實的。

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秘密聖誕老人=Secret Santa 2015-12-30

Alt Text:所有老虎都有喜好午餐的天性(all tigers share a natural affinity for lunch)
我們還有另外一隻「老虎」肯定也喜歡午餐

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空耳女郎=Lady In Mondegreen 2016-01-01

Alt Text:夜梟幫派/夜梟幫派/我們會把你尾巴毛打下來/丟在夜梟幫派(For Owl Gang Signs hoo hoo/for Owl Gang Signs/we'll knock the feathers off your tail/throwing Owl Gang Signs)
又到了文化交流的時間了，歐美跨年倒數完後會唱這首Auld Lang Syne，即中文的「驪歌」。不過這邊叫驪歌並不準確，因為原來的歌詞應該更接近「友誼萬歲」的意思，而未必是分離。賽莎唱的歌詞則是空耳來的版本，看不懂是正常的，畢竟這首歌的原詞是用蘇格蘭語寫的，即使是英文翻譯版用詞也不是那麼好懂。

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為我買場星際大戰=Buy Me A Star War 2016-01-04

Alt Text:希望能有新版《曙光乍現》的一線曙光(Holding out a new hope for a new A New Hope)
星際大戰四部曲的副標題就叫《曙光乍現》，雖然是第4集，卻是最早的星際大戰電影，因為1~3是後來才拍的前傳

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熱泉裡=In Hot Water 2016-01-06

Alt Text:所以「聞起來有魚味」這句俗語的意思就是真的聞起來像魚！俗語都是這樣來的(hence the phrase “something smells fishy” meaning, it literally smells like fish! That's how idioms work)
那個「聞起來有魚味」(something smells fishy)在英文裡通常是「事有蹊蹺」的意思

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ARC 97. 超人一斑的斑斑=The Spot-tacular Spot
譯者：紅狐

關於漫畫的漫畫=Comics About Comics

Alt Text:你可以說我被…迷住了(you could say I'm . . . drawn to them)

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斑斑週刊=The Weekly Of Spot

Alt Text:或者其他類似於拳打腳踢的行為。重點只是暴力可以解決問題(Or other, punch-like activities. The point is, you can solve problems with violence)
據說這種故事和呈現風格是仿照早期的超人漫畫，所以看起來和以前的斑斑漫畫有很大的不同

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第三篇有忍者的漫畫，大概=The Third Comic With Ninjas, Probably

Alt Text:放開我，放開我，再也無法撐起我，放開我，放開我，自由落體撞到頭(let me go, let me go, can't hold me up anymore, let me go, let me go, drop me down onto the floor)

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轉換自1938的幣值=Translated From 1938 Dollars

Alt Text:我想表達的是，如果說是70美金大概就沒那麼有感覺(I mean, it wouldn't look as impressive if it was just $70)

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班克西早知道=Banksy Called It

Alt Text:這句話一定要先說，不然就不算數(you have to say it or they don't work)

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轟炸超狗=Bomberdog

Alt Text:記者為您現場爆導，這樣也可以(BOMB VOYAGE that was the other one)

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說好的拳打腳踢呢=But Where Was The Punching

Alt Text:既然我決定做點什麼，那大概就結束了！(Now that I finally decided to do something, I guess it's over!)

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卷末=Bookend

Alt Text:或者說是，呃，又一次「完」(Or uh, second “end”)

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ARC 98. 全能巢穴改造王=Flip That Den!
譯者：紅狐

建樹會議=Board Meeting

Alt Text:我在來的路上練習了不少次*許多樹木的細枝被砍下的鏡頭*(I had a lot of practice on the way here *shot of trees with long narrow stripes cut out*)

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暫時安置=Temp(erature) Housing

Alt Text:這床太溫暖了，這下叫我要怎麼起來啊( no now the bed it too toasty, how will I get up)