Attack the above poster
Re: Attack the above poster
I resuscitate you both and throw you both from a cliff.
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- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
My hidden parachute opens. The puckbomb planted on your back explodes.
Re: Attack the above poster
I land on your parachute, breaking it.
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- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
You fall past me as I'm on a ledge and had disconnected the chute. I wave you goodbye.
Re: Attack the above poster
I climb and push you off the ledge.
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- Unusuallynamedperson
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Re: Attack the above poster
I use you for a pinata, while smashing I eat the candy you drop and your HP bar reaches zero
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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https://discord.gg/2Kwwv Housepets Discord link repaired!
Re: Attack the above poster
the water evaporates before touching me making the killing water airborne and kills everyone else as I wear a haz-suit
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
- AnimeNerd88
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Re: Attack the above poster
Before I die, I slit your throat with my razor sharp metal claws.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
- Unusuallynamedperson
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Re: Attack the above poster
since I am borg and some parts are still working like my feet arms hands and legs, I begin attacking everyone around me with the detached parts.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
https://discord.gg/2Kwwv Housepets Discord link repaired!
https://discord.gg/2Kwwv Housepets Discord link repaired!
Re: Attack the above poster
the sound of shreiking metal as your claws barely scratch my metal fur
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
CATACLYSM!
*touch*
*touch*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I slice you to make sushis.
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- Unusuallynamedperson
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Re: Attack the above poster
I nuke this chat
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Attack the above poster
I put a fuse on you and light it.
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- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
since it's not actually attached, I grab your head and start playing basketball with it.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I pull out a sign stating ["Iliked pete better"] Then breaks it over your faces
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
Re: Attack the above poster
I paint with spray "Why not Kitsune?" on all your fires.
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Re: Attack the above poster
The flames run along the spray cans spray and into them, causing them to blow up and taking your fingers with them
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
i shove a fire hose down your throat and turn it on.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I shift so the hose comes out, and water sprinkles out before umpaling you with halberds made of water
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
Re: Attack the above poster
I trow an oil barrel at you then it explodes.
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- AnimeNerd88
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Re: Attack the above poster
I cover you in The Dip from Who Framed Rodger Rabbit and laugh as you turn into a puddle.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
Re: Attack the above poster
fire does nothing as Im fire proof, grab your plush head and sticks it in the barrel of dip till the bubbles stop, then tossing it at the rest of you
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
Turns out you live in a fiction-verse.
I write you out of the script that governs your reality.
I write you out of the script that governs your reality.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I erase you with a giant rubber.
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- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I write you into a 'My Little Pony' episode that never ends. As a powerless Earth Pony.
Re: Attack the above poster
having never existed, when I did creates a time line paradox riping apart space and time till nothing is left, killing everyone no matter how powerful
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
Re: Attack the above poster
I climb where you are and hit you with a bazooka.
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- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I stuff your head into the bazooka and, now it's actually loaded, fire you at Hackle.
Re: Attack the above poster
since you fire at something that now doesn't exist, I still damage your credibility since everyone now thinks your insane forcing, people to lock you up in a nonexistant padded room since everything is now nothing when it was something, but will be nothing
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I point out that your logic is flawed, given you assume this thread has internally consistent continuity, when it typicaly does not. I mean, we've already destroyed the universe eight times, yet we're still standing.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
"I'm sorry... are you going by doctor who, or doc browns logic, cause last time I checked "doctor." who, doesn't even have a degree or say in his whoverse scienctific feilds" smacks you with a glove with nerdism sewn into it
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^
- Welsh Halfwit
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((To prove nerrdism re:- Doctor Who, The 2nd Doctor claims he is a qualified Doctor, having studied under Lister in Glasgow, 1885. (Tomb of the Cybermen). Other Doctors claim NOT to be medical Doctors but the 5th carries out a small operation in 'Frontios', so they're probably lying.))
Smacks you with a classic series Doctor Who DVD.
Smacks you with a classic series Doctor Who DVD.
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Re: Attack the above poster
Pulls out a cane, ane whacks you over the head for using perfectly good DVDs as a means of inflicting blunt trauma.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
Re: Attack the above poster
Pulls out a candy cane, licks it until it shapes into a sharp point, proceeds to stab you
"That is how you use a cane"
"That is how you use a cane"
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
Compacts you into a 1cm cube
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I use you as a whip to whip the other posters.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
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- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I warp reality so you end up whiping yourself
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I give you my problems. Have fun.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.