Last poster wins.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 10:37 pm

*splits money amongst every civilian to the degree where it isn't worth anything*

There by being a fair fellow communist, I win!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 10:46 pm

I win by my head being 90° to the floor. (I'm sleepy)

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 11:53 pm

I win by reading comics

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 11:11 am

I win by posting in page 34.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Apr 17, 2016 12:10 pm

I win by making you talk in mvm

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 1:42 pm

You lose for not having a blue background.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Apr 17, 2016 4:39 pm

*steals avatar*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 6:54 pm

-_- You just embedded my avatar in your post, so you still lose. By telling this I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:27 pm

Dude, I really will steal your avatar if you're not careful, So I win.

Just a heads up there.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 4:36 pm

Today I haven't used the phone as I do other days. So I win.

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:19 pm

tsMKG wrote:Today I haven't used the phone as I do other days. So I win.

Psh. You probably aren't listening to the right kind of music right now. You lose.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 6:28 am

Yeah, my phone's rear speaker is broken. So I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:24 am

I chewed on my pillow last night again, so I win. Oop oh aaaaaw, phone... *takes* *chews on phone*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:05 am

Duh! I win.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:09 am

Spins you until you're dizzy. Watches you go the wrong way and I then win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:31 am

*drinks winning wine*

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:07 am

*cracks phone in half with teeth* well, guess I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 8:43 pm

Why you have to win always????? Why?????

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 11:05 am

Over the course of this post, I steal the win in an extraordinary and ingenious way. Hey, look what I've got.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 11:13 am

I stuff you into the win and hold it aloft. Look, a Dougwin!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 11:45 am

We need to go deeper!

*stuffs Welsh into Doug into win*

Look what I've got!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 12:09 pm

Pulls tsMKG in

Great. Now the win's got us!!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:54 pm

*chews on win while your inside, grossly showing the inside of my mouth* guess I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:28 pm

Good that I didn't forget to carry with me the other win!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:45 pm

I'll play a game of tug-o-war with you for that win. *cheats* *wins*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:41 am

I decide to not give you the win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:22 am

I scratch your arm with my metal claw, and take the win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:49 am

I choke you with my scarf until you give me the win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:56 am

I incinerate your scarf with my eye piece then I take the win again

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:23 am

I choke you with the scarf while is in fire, until you give me the win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:26 am

Not if its been incinerated...

So I still win.

Post by **Render** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 1:18 pm

Now it's time for me to win again.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 1:22 pm

I ban you from winning

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Apr 25, 2016 4:43 pm

I win because that backfires considering he is a moderator.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:58 pm

I use a mirror!

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:27 am

I win because you still haven't won.

Wolf of Trades · Post by **Wolf of Trades** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:43 am

i crave sustenance and the only thing that will satisfy is d a n k m e m e s

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:44 am

Dank you for not winning, guess I win then...

Wolf of Trades · Post by **Wolf of Trades** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:50 am

reading these "i win" posts makes me mad deep inside even though i know it shouldn't

maybe because i want to win even though winning is actually completely pointless and the pointlessness of winning actually creates deeper meaning in this thread

also i am very tired and hungry

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:54 am

You still haven't said that you win, which aggravates the point...