Attack the above poster

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:27 pm

Nope that's not my secret weapon...

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:28 pm

I kidnap you in your acts of gorilla warfare, now your weapon is irrelevant.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:29 pm

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:32 pm

I burn you at the stake for witchcraft...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:33 pm

I make you wake up of your coma!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:34 pm

I hit myself over the head with a lamp post *faints* IIIIIIIIIIM BAAAAAACK!!!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 11:51 am

I murder you behind you with a dagger.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Apr 17, 2016 12:07 pm

Considering that it's a coma, I turn th knife into jello before you can hurt me with my mind.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 7:35 pm

I ban you

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Apr 17, 2016 7:48 pm

I hug you so hard that you can no longer breathe.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:08 pm

I stab you with the dagger in the back. (Thanks

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Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:16 pm

I squirt bodily fluids out of my back and you choke on them

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:24 pm

You melt in them.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:25 pm

I send you to Kvatch XD

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:32 am

I attack you with a pair of tangled slinkies!

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:44 am

I name you Breel...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 4:40 pm

I change your gender

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:45 pm

I change it back, then I draw on your face with permanent marker.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 6:17 am

I burn your marker and it sticks in your hand.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:25 am

I take over your profile and have you banned literally

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:02 am

I send 47 ronin to attack you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:12 am

Fires a rocket through your head at UnusuallyNamedPerson. Rocket pulls twine through and I floss your brain.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:30 am

I throw a cheese cake at you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:09 am

I swallow the cake<cheese> and lie about global warming until you all die of bordem.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:13 am

I talk.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:14 am

I bonk you over the head with a deforestation chart.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:49 am

I tape your mouth.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:55 am

I slap you in the face.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:57 am

I remove your excitement

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:02 am

I inyect you Douglas's excitement with cocoa puffs.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:06 am

I say no to tea in England

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:20 am

I force you both to settle your differences on JUDGE JUDY. And she's mean to both of you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:21 am

I give judge Judy your number, now she wants to be your date.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:07 am

I disassemble you both and reassemble you both with each other's parts.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:28 am

we attach ourselves to you.

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:48 pm

I get a screwdriver and other detaching tools and leave you all on the floor in pieces!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:02 pm

We reassemble ourselves and give you a nice "massage".
We stretch you around the Earth and we twist you.
Then we release you and I run over you with a steamroller.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:03 pm

Breel, is that you?!

You fall into the steamroller and are flattened out like a tom and Jerry pancake.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:58 pm

A missing anvil falls over you and after you take out the anvil over you, you look like a slinky cyborg.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 20, 2016 8:29 pm

I jump and bounce of your stomach