Last poster wins.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:39 pm

I win by a sarcastic sentence

Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:42 pm

MUST TERMINATE ORGANIC COMPUND!!!

VIA I win.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:46 pm

I'm not actually organic~
Plastic FTW! ^w^

I. WIN.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:49 pm

FTW is undefined in my flash memory, and on my harddisk so I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:24 pm

You could simply have used nails

By giving you a mundane solution, I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:27 pm

All of that data was incompatible with my programming therefore I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 6:24 am

I'd better use Windows on you. That's why I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 07, 2016 7:28 am

I was programmed with a proprietary language based from C++ and Java using a proprietary Operating system named LUGY so I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 7:40 am

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format c:

*inserts Windows 7 disc*

I...

WIN!

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 07, 2016 7:42 am

*eats disc*

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C drive has failed to format

I win

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:17 am

Hey, I bought a new robocomputer!

Its called ZaUNP.

Therefore I win!

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:18 am

It doesn't know what it's source code is like I do, so I win!

there is only one Unusuallynamedperson

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:31 am

He will replace you!

Therefore I win

(You must have noticed something familiar at the start of the name

)

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:58 am

Yeah, what's his source code?! THEREFORE I WIN

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 6:14 am

*teaches ZaUNP source code*

I win!

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:42 am

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Logging construct failed, error at lines 12, 13, 73, and 97

So I suppose that makes me the winner

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:59 am

UNP, don't hit ZaUNP.
By telling this order to you, I win!

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:05 am

I win by showing you my personal source code, with exceptions of what I've removed...

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:INPUT
\\adds excess such as spellcheckers, and the main start compiler
#Include (streams)
#Include (temp)
\\configures what classes belong to what objects in the temporary file.
#Include (Temp.Config)

:TAGS
\\tracks all the things that have changed in the code, and methods of compression, or speeding up the unit.
#Include (comp.archives)
#Include (comp.compress)
return INPUT

:EMOS
\\emotion based programs
\\-----------------------------------------------
\\emotion based programs
 if sounds active == true & sounds =< 10DB then
#Include (MEMOS)
return INPUT

:LABELS
if temp =< 30KB then (
\\CONTROLS WHERE SPECIFIC DATA BELONGS! ALSO DATES WITH Circadian\RYHTYM!
#Include (temp)
Sounds dump.C:\surpassmem\sounds <%DATE%+%TIME%+%AREA_LOCATE%+%LL%>
Vid dump.C:\surpassmem\Vid <%DATE%+%TIME%+%AREA_LOCATE%+%LL%>
Scents dump.C:\surpassmem\scents <%DATE%+%TIME%+%AREA_LOCATE%+%LL%>
Tactile dump.C:\surpassmem\Tactile <%DATE%+%TIME%+%AREA_LOCATE%+%LL%>
return TAGS )
ELSE 
\\proccess.skipped
Return INPUT
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C:\MEMOS

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C:\Temp.Config

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C:\streams

Int main (Clocks.Config) {
Light level dump.C:\temp\Calctime <LL>
If Date << 0
Date dump.C:\temp\Calctime <DATE>
Frame dump.C:\temp\Calctime <AREA_LOCATE>
#Include C:\temp\Calctime
if %LL% =< 4 & %AREA_LOCATE% =< 50% red or 50% blue then
DEF %TIME% == 5AM-6PM
ELSE
DEF %TIME% == 7PM-4AM 
}


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C:\FETCH
\\simply fetches files and controls file archiving. (Unrequired ones, not the main
\\ones) :p
#Include %input%
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Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:19 am

*Activates C:\FETCH *

Bring me the win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:11 am

Douglas! Bring me the win!

*gets win*

Good dog!

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:36 am

I query FETCH into the passwords.ini so nobody else can have it so I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 2:28 pm

What if I just grab the win?

*grabs win*

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 08, 2016 2:43 pm

*breathes fire at tsMKG*

*takes win*

I still win...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 2:45 pm

*breathes ice at UNP*

*takes win*

Now I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 08, 2016 2:47 pm

win, I do *Throws up battery acid on tsMKG*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 2:53 pm

I attack you with with a sword... Wait, this is not the attack the above poster thread!

Just give me the win!

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 08, 2016 4:59 pm

Request denied do I still win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:28 am

I insert a virus in you, making you give me the win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:32 am

I have Windows firewall turned on and activate advanced system care, so I retrieve my old win, and well...I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:55 am

Wait, what? I found a contradiction so I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:17 pm

I am having technically difficulties in my vernicks region implementer therefore I win somehow...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:28 pm

I have responsibilities therefore I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:31 pm

My responsibilities are technical and frustrating so I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:03 pm

I win by winning.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:37 pm

I win by freaking you out In ze alphabet.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:18 am

I win by hunting you in Ze Alphabet.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:39 am

I win by eating you more then any other member

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:51 am

Ben wins.

If Ben wins then I win.

(Ben is not my real name)

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:53 am

Aqua man suddenly became cool for some reason, in that stanzas I win...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:54 am

I win by winning the win that the win gave me with the win.