Attack the above poster

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:20 pm

I hit you and Mario with Douglas's pillow.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:22 pm

I bribe Dougla's pillow to Mario

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:23 pm

I bribe the pillow and it continues to attack without me.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:24 pm

I bribe the bribing so it attacks you

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:27 pm

I diswmbowel the bribing so it is no longer plausible to have any money transactions on earth causing hyperinflation and everyone to be angry at you who lives on the planet, including Mario...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:30 pm

I call 911!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:32 pm

They confine you...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:36 pm

Instead they find guilty Mario and take him to jail.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 19, 2016 2:45 pm

I attack you with gifs.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:50 pm

I attack you with the power of boredom

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:46 pm

Awwww...

I attack you with my sadness!

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Mar 20, 2016 3:33 am

I attack you with the power of apathy

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Mar 20, 2016 1:07 pm

I attack you with blindness!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:37 am

I make your post invisible.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:58 am

I get you out of the couch and turn off your TV

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:02 am

Thanks! I put you back into the couch, then turn on the TV and sit on the couch. (Prepositions are fun!)

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:04 am

I go behind the couch and watch the couch eat you

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:16 am

The draw to watch the TV gives me the strength to pull myself out and subdue the couch. I shove the couch back against the wall, crushing you behind it.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 21, 2016 3:51 pm

I set the couch on fire using the tv.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:12 pm

In a toony paper form and on fire, i wrap you both.

Now we are a taco!

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Mar 22, 2016 9:13 pm

I give you indigestion!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:47 pm

?

I didn't eat you

Well, I continue burning you because you are in contact with me.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:57 pm

You don't have to eat me in order to get indigestion from me

I release gaseous fumes making the place...

explode!!!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:20 am

After we respawn, I superglue you to Douglas

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:42 pm

We go to the vet and have it undone, then we come back and wake you up zipping you to the ceiling fan where you get stuck.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:02 pm

Unfortunately while hanging on the fan, I drop the superglue and not only you're again superglued to Douglas but also to the floor so you can't move now.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:46 pm

I take a spit-shot to the fan's switch making you rotate in various patterns destroying the glue and sending you 3 blocks awaaaaaaay

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:45 pm

The superglue jar is destroyed, spilling superglue everywhere and supergluing me with you both. And the fan make us get unglued from the floor and sends us rolling like a katmari while everything is getting superglued to us

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:30 pm

I break away, and just like a giant superglue bomb would do, crush a small building while keeping it all together at the same time.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:00 pm

One hundred of angry Tarots come at you for breaking timeline in the LPW thread.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:01 pm

I team up with Tarot and we all throw books at you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:03 pm

Tarot?

Still there are 99 Tarots angry at you, and they beat up you both.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:05 pm

the other Tarots protect me

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:06 pm

I send the Nuclear Fox

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:09 pm

You tear a whole in the vortex ruining reality as we know it by introducing anti-matter to it's counterpart, thus eliminating everything that has ever happened at all. The end of time, space and the start of heat death...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:02 pm

I ESCAPE FROM TIME!

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:04 pm

AWW MAN, DONT USE MY THING NOW, I WAS HOPING TO SET THAT ASIDE...

the vortex starts running after you!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:09 pm

I grab the end of time and put it at the beginning of time thus creating a loop.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:10 pm

You get brush burn

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:13 pm

THEN I INSERT THE TIME INTO THE VENDING MACHINE! HAHHAHAHAHA!