Last poster wins.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 3:43 pm

I win by being hanged to the fan.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:34 pm

I win by going to a wake earlier today, although I didn't have too.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 10:38 am

You got the win long enough, now is my turn.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Mar 27, 2016 3:18 pm

I win because your win expires

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 4:28 pm

Then I buy a new one

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Mar 27, 2016 6:15 pm

You buy a stale win

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 6:29 pm

Then I steal yours!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Mar 27, 2016 9:04 pm

I win by installing an alarm beforehand denouncing you and making me win again! I also insure it...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 9:15 pm

Too bad, you infringed copyright, that win is just like mine.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Mar 27, 2016 9:25 pm

I burn your win so my knockoff wins

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:28 am

Your win prompts an anti-piracy message and then deletes itself.

I buy a genuine win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:51 am

I commit insurance fraud and regain my win again, in the mean time I send someone to swallow your win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:40 am

Is funny that the win can be any shape, isn't it?

I buy a win-car and drive it, running it over you and your little win, destroying it in the process.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:30 am

I turn into a lithotroph and eat yer car and your win, cuz it's metal so I win, it's in my stomach but still...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:40 am

That's a creature that you made in your head?

Because I can't find it in Google. (Aside from tiny microorganisms)

By asking this, I claim my win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:43 am

In modern day that's exactly what you may find them as, bacterium, but in reallity or Star Trek you'll find them to be fully organic multicellular creatures that can and will consume minerals, metals, or things we may not find to have any nutrients at all. By answering this I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:48 pm

I win by last-posting this *teleports out of creature*

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:55 pm

I win because you couldn't find it on the web... Shoulda checked startrek.com

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:33 pm

I win because I'm too lazy to check that page.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Mar 30, 2016 6:58 am

I win because, my teacher figured out something overly petty, and that this has absolutely nothing to do with this thread or the forums in general.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:46 am

By writing this in transparent, I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:19 pm

tsMKG wrote:By writing this in transparent, I win.

you're bein a pain, so I win. No, seriously it was almost impossible to see that using the touchscreen...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 7:44 pm

Duh, you just have to long press and then move the thingy until you select the complete text

I win by telling you this

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Mar 31, 2016 1:53 pm

Actually this digitizer barely supports that, I simply clicked on the quote button. By coming up with a better method for this I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:02 pm

I win by saying that I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:07 am

In that case I win

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:15 pm

Code: Select all

WINNER% = 2
SELECT CASE WINNER%
	CASE 1 :
		PRINT "UnusuallyNamedPerson wins!"
	CASE 2 :
		PRINT "tsMKG wins!"
	CASE ELSE :
		PRINT "Everybody loses!"
END SELECT

RUN

Code: Select all

tsMKG wins!

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:54 pm

What code was that even in? It kind of looks like pascal but I'm unsure...

<DOCTYPE HTML>
UNP wins

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:26 pm

It's BASIC (In this case, QuickBasic aka QBasic).
By telling this, I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:34 pm

Oh, you'd figure I'd recognize that...

By confuzzling me for no reason, you are banned and I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:36 pm

But everyone knows what BASIC is!

So everyone wins!

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:37 pm

No, anyone who's never programmed does not know what basic is. I win because you were wrong

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:45 pm

Then how did you even know what's Pascal?????

I win by asking this!

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:51 pm

I do programming myself, I just didn't know what code you'd used because it was so simple.

I win because I program...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:27 pm

I win by falling asleeeee...

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:07 pm

I win by not falling asleep.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 8:37 am

I win by waking up.

Post by **Render** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:32 pm

I win by telling you that the BASIC I know always had line numbers.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:35 pm

I win by QBasic not needing them.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:44 pm

I win because I am not currently using BASIC for anything.