Attack the above poster

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:56 pm

I get out of the can, then you come and get stuck on the can.
I close the can and throw it to the sea.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:55 pm

I enjoy the view as all of land floods and Pangea retakes its place in the world sinking all of earth but Easter island.

And for some reason Malta.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:59 pm

I rescue a talking teacher and give it to you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:24 pm

You must mean him/her

I give you an essay!

Post by **Render** » Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:02 pm

I shoot you in the foot.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:49 pm

The bullet reflects back to you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Mar 10, 2016 6:22 pm

I make Render respawn in the same point where you are, therefore merging you both and both glicthing out.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:00 pm

me and Render combine into an awkward flesh and ASCII art creature. We fling boulders at you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:12 am

The boulders combine making me a golem, bigger than you both

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:28 am

You grow so large that the universe's outskirts turn destroying you and making you into itsy beeny tiny particles that have no where to go thus destroying us all recreating the big bang. I'll see you in the next 4 billion years.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 8:27 pm

I lock you in a room with this woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OopYaAAaniI

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:14 pm

Pfff, I've had far worse.

I pour antifreeze on your ears.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:59 am

I insert Saturn381 in you.
Why I'm even doing this?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:54 am

I give you dreams about emotionally unstable people.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 12, 2016 1:32 pm

I insert tsMKG into you, Powers of the telephatic miiiiiind!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:06 pm

Eww...

I blame you!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:07 pm

Hey, he isn't moving off the couch, so you should be okay.

I point my finger at you&Douglas.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:39 am

I staple your mouth shut.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:57 am

I blrb vlreeer vlarrrr vrrreeee!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:38 am

I send a bomb trough plane to you both, S381 and UNP.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:51 am

I ram my I throw the garbage can at yer plane making it crash again.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:40 am

I call Mario and bribe him some to beat up you.

FurryzFurst · Post by **FurryzFurst** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:26 am

I scatter legos all over the floor and steal your shoes.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:06 am

By accident you step on a lot of legos, giving you an endless pain.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 2:45 pm

I cover your entire floor with plastic mats, spiky side up!

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:09 pm

I grab onto the ceiling fan as it spins, then I let go and fly into you at high speed! *crash*

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:09 am

I come out of the blue and make all of you tumble over eachother!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:34 am

*teleports out of Douglas*

I have a blue vacuum!!!

*starts vacuum*

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:40 am

*vacuum fails*

I attack you with my laugh! Haha!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:43 am

"Ah! No! Happiness is forbidden here!"

UNP slaps you repeatedly.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:44 am

Ek, gladness noooo!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:48 am

I bribe Mario again to beat up you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:34 pm

YAY! THE HAPPINESS IS GONE...oh wait...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:03 pm

...

*continues losing money on Mario*

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:00 am

I bribe Wario and Luigi, fight for me, SMASH BROS...FIGHT!!!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:04 am

I bribe all the rest of the Smash Bros to fight for me. You are crushed.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:33 am

I bribe all of the Lego men, and Minecraft villager NPC's to fight for me.

ROBLOX ATTACK!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:52 pm

Money vacuum!

*steals everyone's money*

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:19 am

I turn the money into yen - it's worth less than what you had before.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:19 pm

I change them into dollars at the bank and then i bribe Mario to beat up you guys.