Attack the above poster

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 5:26 pm

I put you in the dump truck, NOW WERE ALL SQUARE!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 6:24 pm

I throw you both UNP and S381 into a tetris where there is a line with 2 free spaces to complete.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 8:22 pm

I operate the machine...and you're in it.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:58 pm

I get the tetris blocks rebel against you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:00 pm

I bribe him to do worse to you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:03 pm

I bribe them even more to complete with you!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:04 pm

You run out of money, your check bounces and they go back to attacking you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:05 pm

I borrow S831's money and keep bribing them.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:06 pm

Saturn says no, and they continue to use you as a tetris block.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:09 pm

I use my mighty bat and send the pieces to the horizon, alongside with you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:28 pm

You are taken with us, and I use the oxygen against you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:30 pm

I push you to the tetris line, completing it and therefore you vanish away.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:31 pm

You're also a block right now, so you'd come with.

Well that universe has just been destroyed what now?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:33 pm

Yes I'm a block, but I was not in the same line as you.

I'm now beating up Saturn381.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:34 pm

I reappear as normal and beat you for beating on Saturn while he's not here.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:37 pm

I put you into the tennis ball machine!

New shapes!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:43 pm

I turn out to be a pyramid and hit you with the pointy end.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:45 pm

I use you as a sewing needle and make a beautiful jacket for Hlaoroo.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Mar 06, 2016 7:33 pm

You make a terrible jacket because I am in a pyramid shape and not a needle shape.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 8:53 pm

You can't improvise over my words

Now you are needle shaped.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:59 pm

I eat lotsa calories and am to fat to use.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 8:39 am

Now you're thin

And the jacket is beautiful.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 07, 2016 10:31 am

I put the jacket over your head and watch you struggle to get out of it.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 4:44 pm

I simply walk out of the jacket

I use you as a dart.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:40 pm

I turn around and poke your eye out.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:18 pm

I call Emergency and the medics takes you out of me and throw you in the trash.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:46 pm

They have a surgical failure, bye bye tsMKG...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:49 pm

They use my body to experiment some virus.
They turn me into a zombie and start infecting everyone.

While you're in the trash.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:51 pm

I get out of the trash taking the can with me, find you and throw the can over you, now as you're a zombie you can't get out.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:52 pm

They're all crazy as they shoot everywhere. One bullet hits you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:55 pm

I catch it with my teeth. and watch you struggle to get out of the can.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:56 pm

I accidentally push you out of a cliff.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:57 pm

I trade places with you by a single swipe of my arm, you go off the cliff instead.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:58 pm

I grab you

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:59 pm

The can breaks my fall when we hit the bottom, from decay you fly apart.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:14 am

I shout as loud as I can in your ear... And find that I am the Dragonborn... FUS RO DAH!!!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:27 am

I throw an infected spiny cactus at your face.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:07 am

I ram into you while in the trash can.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:29 pm

I dodge and you fall off another cliff.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:32 pm

I fall on an anti-gravity patch and come back up hitting you on the noggin.