The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a glitch 'you misspelled mangoes.'

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You get "MANAOS is an actual beverage brand."
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You receive Tesla

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You get divided by zero.

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You get Tom and Jerry

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You get a stupid answer.

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You get Jasper and Jinx

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You get money.

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You get a hammer made of gold

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You get back the pen but now sharper.

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You get a truckload of games, and banner to go with them. :P

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You get a jar of honey.

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You a pile of threes.

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You get some fish sticks.

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You get Bino

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You get magic lemonade.

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You get a ticket for driving without a license. :lol:

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You get Pokédollars.

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You get nothing because the vending machine couldn't process the input.

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You receive a whole :P

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You get a tesseract.

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You get back a shrunken, shriveled, cold unfrosted cake.

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You get back a heavily damaged probe.

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You get GI Joe.

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You get a T-Rex.

I insert The Vending Machine.
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You get back the voice of the vending machine saying "Ouch, The indigestion!"

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You get mango nectar. :lol:

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You get back a batch of mike and Ike's

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You get a your autobiography.

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You get a chicken

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An apple falls on your head.

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It grows a leg and kicks you back, in derr face. :P

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You get a fine, it's expired.

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You get a green card :lol:

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You get a beach.

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You get a pizza who looks like pacman.

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You get sewage.

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You get a biology paper

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You get a monkey.

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You get a living breathing angry dump truck.

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