Corrupt a Wish

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:43 am

Wish granted. Is equally as destroyed as the original universe.

I wish I could ride on UNP!

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 29, 2016 11:32 am

Granted, but it's the wrong me, and why?

I wish I could understand whatever the one quote in Macbeth means...

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 4:02 pm

Granted, but now it's the only thing you understand

I wish that I could make things grow with my mind.

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 7:01 pm

Granted. You have no power to make them stop growing, however.

I wish I had an encyclopedic knowledge of every subject.

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 7:37 pm

Granted, but now your brain's exploded from the overload of knowledge

I would love to watch someone grow out of control

I wish I could pull fruit out of thin air.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 29, 2016 7:43 pm

Granted but only poison berries

I wish a certain someone I know outside the forums actually trusted me a little bit

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 7:52 pm

Granted. Now (s)he trusts you a teeny tiny bit.

I wish I had a unicorn

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 29, 2016 7:58 pm

Granted, you now have a unicorn, and it's a MEAN ONE!

I wish I had a pair of loaded dice.

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:26 pm

Granted, but they crumbled into dust when you touched them.

I wish for chocolate.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:29 pm

Granted it is disgusting and from the 1880's

I really wish I didn't have to go anywhere right now...catchya later.

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:36 pm

Granted, but now your town is over run by kaiju.

I wish for a large stuffed Pikachu.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:12 pm

Wish Granted, it's too stuffed that explodes in front of you harming you.

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:Granted, but it's the wrong me, and why?

IDK, random wish

Here goes another random wish that doesn't makes any sense:

I wish for a non-flying helicopter.

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:17 pm

Granted, but's on fire.

I wish to control butterflies.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:35 pm

Granted, but the moths like you better.

I wish that I could jump up and down on the moon while hitting a pinata!

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:43 pm

Granted but now you can't do anything else.

I wish for an undead army of Pachycrocutas!

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:52 pm

Granted, but the hyenas turn out to be 1ft tall weighing six pounds each.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:25 am

ERROR! WISH NOT DETECTED SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED... 10, 9, 8, 7, 6...
I wish that you had wished something so that I wouldn't be self destructing right now o3o

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 1:11 pm

Wish granted, he wished you to self-destruct

I wish for a win!

Post by **Render** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 2:16 pm

Granted, you won for 63 minutes and 1 second.

I wish I win for longer.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 3:15 pm

I bought peanut butter so I can't grant your wish.

I wish for a solar interdimensional plane!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 5:13 pm

Granted, the plane is too hot to live on, and watches you at night from its own dimension.

I wish I could split into fifty people at once.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:17 pm

Granted, however, the instant that you do, the fifty people gain their own minds, and yours is lost as a consequence. They are also unwilling to fuse back into you.
I wish that my art skills would miraculously improve.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:33 pm

Granted, I point you out to the wiki how to's.

I wish to see Conundrums land.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:56 pm

Wish granted, you are in a ayslum in Conundrum Island.

I wish for an army of UNPs in Cocoa Puffs. (Why you are always in my wishes for this game?)

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:59 pm

Granted you get a bunch of me's in cocoa puff forms, but they're sane

I wish to see planets billions of light years away instantly

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:07 pm

Wish granted, the planets come at you at 1 000 000 times the speed of the light. And they crash on you.

I wish for a spaceship for escape from planet Earth!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:18 pm

Granted you receive the millennium falcon

I wish people weren't so mean to the block-men in Super Mario Nintendo 64

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 1:39 pm

Granted, they're mean to you instead.

I wish that all wish granting entities be required to grant wishes in accordance with the intent of the wisher.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Mar 06, 2016 4:00 pm

Granted, the universe explodes.

I wish you hadn't just paradoxed the rules....

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 7:05 pm

You paradoxed the timeline again

I wish I understood what LegoTron123 said.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Mar 06, 2016 7:08 pm

Granted, he wants us to grant his wish, without corrupting it.

I wish to be more corruptive!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 7:12 pm

Wish granted, now you are a MissngNo.

I wish UNP had answered to my Vending Machine drop.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Mar 06, 2016 7:26 pm

Granted, he said something stupid and you made a wish that he had never said it.

I wish I could build a bigger monitor without so many problems...

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 8:45 pm

Granted, but since you didn't specify what you meant by problems, none of them were solved.

I wish I could be a Power Ranger.

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 8:50 pm

Granted, but your powers are almost instantly lost.

I wish for a 2nd pair of arms.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 8:51 pm

Wish Granted, they're badly located.

I wish that Render doesn't find out that I broke the promise in Ze Alphabet.

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 8:54 pm

Granted, but your wish wears away when you finish reading this sentence.

I wish for a giant 2.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:08 pm

Granted, it crushes you.

I wish furries were more accepted by society.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:11 pm

Don't we all...

Granted, society now accepts you but they can't acknowledge you and society is a perfectionist dystopia.

I wish I wasn't lactose-intolerant, I wish I hadn't eaten that icecream even more...

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:14 pm

Granted, but now there is a paradox that someone needs to fix.

I wish my dad wasn't allergic to cats.