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Unusuallynamedperson
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Wed Feb 10, 2016 12:56 pm
Granted, you are now falling off of the Empire State Building, ( HEY YOU ARE NO LONGER AFRAID! )
I wish for unlimited canvas
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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Douglas Collier
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by Douglas Collier » Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:02 pm
Granted, but you can only get it from old shoes.
I wish for good ideas.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Unusuallynamedperson
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:27 pm
Granted, that in its own right is a corrupt wish so I don't need to say anything
I wish that the shoes didn't smell.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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Buster
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by Buster » Thu Feb 11, 2016 5:44 am
granted. you nolonger smell the shoes, as they have been disintegrated.
I wish this pizza was fresh.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Salad4me
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by Salad4me » Thu Feb 11, 2016 5:51 am
Granted. The pizza is fresh, too fresh...it's just a bunch of ingredients.
I wish I had more desk space.
Buster
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by Buster » Thu Feb 11, 2016 6:14 am
Granted, your desk spend more time in deep space.
I wish these pizza ingredients were properly prepared and cooked.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Salad4me
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by Salad4me » Thu Feb 11, 2016 6:34 am
Granted. The pizza is perfectly cooked; however it's made from all your least favorite foods.
I wish that I could teleport.
Buster
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by Buster » Thu Feb 11, 2016 6:38 am
(i didn't realize you could make a pizza from nothing but tapioca, relish, and soybeans...)
Granted, however you can only teleport directly into the path of projectiles which are already in flight.
I wish this pizza had a better flavor.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Salad4me
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by Salad4me » Thu Feb 11, 2016 6:54 am
Granted. The flavor is now far better but it looks and smells worse.
I wish I could give Buster the pizza they so badly want.
Unusuallynamedperson
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Thu Feb 11, 2016 7:56 am
Granted, but because you gave him the pizza, you have nothing but the clothes on your back.
I wish I could think of a wish.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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tsMKG
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by tsMKG » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:21 am
Wish granted. But I steal your wish.
I wish the user avatars could talk.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:41 am
THAT WOULD BE AWSOME!
Granted, but they say mean terrible things about their, um...proprietors/users.
I wish I would stop being notified about events I don't really care about.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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by Douglas Collier » Fri Feb 12, 2016 11:53 am
Granted. You receive no notifications for one year, and then are flooded with outdated notifications, both ones that were important that you missed and the ones you didn't care about.
I wish I wasn't tired during class and so awake at night when I should be in bed.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Fri Feb 12, 2016 2:49 pm
Granted, (when that happens you need to get up and walk around a little and get your mind off of things, I sleep with my agenda actually.)
I wish I had a cookie
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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by GreatKitsune » Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:02 pm
Granted. It slows down your RAM.
I wish the number of dollars in my bank account had at least one extra zero between the decimal and the preceding digit.
Hello, low order beings!
Community Involvement, peepoll!
Someone wise once wrote: I wish I could ride a magical girl's purple flying unicorn to Narnia through Lebouff's Shire, the land of trololol.
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:38 pm
That is a pretty BIG COOKIE TO BE ON MY COMPUTER!
Granted but, the your bank is robbed.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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by Welsh Halfwit » Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:59 pm
Granted. The police find the money in your account and arrest you.
I wish to see next weeks' NCIS now.
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Unusuallynamedperson
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:27 pm
Granted, but now you are bored for an entire weekend
I wish I'd made a wish on my last post.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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by Salad4me » Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:12 pm
Granted. The wish was rude and hurt everyone's feelings.
I wish that I could type faster.
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:15 pm
Granted you now have my hands & all the paperwork that comes withe them
I wish that was true too a degree
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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Salad4me
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by Salad4me » Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:17 pm
Granted. I get given your job and severed hands.
I wish I had somewhere to store these hands.
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:39 pm
Granted, your arms!
I WISH FOR UNLIMITED CHEESEBURGERS!
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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by tsMKG » Fri Feb 12, 2016 7:28 pm
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Fri Feb 12, 2016 7:31 pm
Granted, but it interferes with itself and also explodes.
I wish the cheese didn't give me gas.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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by GreatKitsune » Sat Feb 13, 2016 1:00 am
Granted, and yet you could have driven around for free.
I wish I had free gas.
Hello, low order beings!
Community Involvement, peepoll!
Someone wise once wrote: I wish I could ride a magical girl's purple flying unicorn to Narnia through Lebouff's Shire, the land of trololol.
Buster
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by Buster » Sat Feb 13, 2016 1:53 am
Granted, you have free access to an entire atmosphere worth of nitrogen gas, just like every other living thing on the planet. What you don't have is any means to collect store or utilize it, beyond the minor role it plays in your ability to breathe.
I kinda wish tsMKG hadn't exploded a few wishes ago... that's going to take forever to clean up.
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Granted, but because you gave him the pizza, you have nothing but the clothes on your back.
((
Her . rrgh... I thought I was through having to correct that.))
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
tsMKG
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by tsMKG » Sat Feb 13, 2016 9:35 am
Wish Granted. You get stuck in a time paradox because if It didn't explode, you couldn't have wished that, and if you didn't wish that, then it exploded, making you wish that
I wish that I could ride on stars.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
Unusuallynamedperson
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Sat Feb 13, 2016 1:03 pm
Granted you are now Kirby, and are always hungry
I wish I was Metaknight!
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
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by Buster » Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:03 am
Granted, you are an amalgamation of code and pixels, on a GBC cartridge that never gets used, in a display case in some collector's basement.
I wish i had noticed this had stopped sooner.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Unusuallynamedperson
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:22 pm
Granted, but when you went on the site was covered with greifers.
I wish someone had posted sooner.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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by tsMKG » Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:32 pm
Wish already granted, look at the first post ever
I wish eating forum member's avatars gave me their powers
(Since I'm Kirby)
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:46 pm
Granted, but every time you need one you become very sick.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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Buster
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by Buster » Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:00 am
I wish you would stop forgetting to wish.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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by Salad4me » Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:24 am
Granted. They stop forgetting and actively decide not to.
I wish that I had access to more money.
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by tsMKG » Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:19 pm
Wish granted.
*police siren sound*
I wish I could breathe fire.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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by Douglas Collier » Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:48 pm
Granted, but if you do, it will burn your lungs, throat, and mouth severely, as well as your face.
I wish I'd stop procrastinating so much.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:46 am
Granted you stop procrastinating, and everyone else around you does I instead.
I wish I'd get a hundred on the last paper I did.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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by hypernovatic » Mon Feb 22, 2016 10:58 am
Granted but you fail everything else.
I wish I would stop getting distracted so easily.
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by tsMKG » Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:09 am
Wish granted. You're never getting distracted while doing the work like a slave.
I wish I could meet Pete the Gryphon.
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by Unusuallynamedperson » Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:12 am
Granted, but He uses you the same way he used King while changing you into a pladapuss in a new game
I wish this IPad was edible.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or
verbal assault?
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