Corrupt a Wish
- HoundInATree
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: but now I know you can draw and therefore a source of pencils. So, I keep stealing all your pencils.
I wish I had a larger pen pot to keep all my pencils in, never mind Jonny's.
I wish I had a larger pen pot to keep all my pencils in, never mind Jonny's.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you find it, and in your blind rush to afford it, sell everything you own to buy it. A huge pen pot doesn't exactly make the best of homes.
I wish I was able to find more time to be able to do what I wanted to.
I wish I was able to find more time to be able to do what I wanted to.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you now have 6 extra seconds each day.
I wish I was a faster reader.
I wish I was a faster reader.
*purrs loudly*
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- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you can read barcodes 1% faster.
I wish i had all the answers
I wish i had all the answers
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- CosmicCoyote
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You now have all the answers to a kindergarten spelling test.
I wish I could bring things from my imagination to life.
I wish I could bring things from my imagination to life.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: but now every keeps trying to put ideas in your head.
I wish I didn't have to have my blood taken 2 days before the results are needed.
I wish I didn't have to have my blood taken 2 days before the results are needed.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Furryface18
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: you now get the results a week later.
I wish I could pass my finals.
I wish I could pass my finals.
There's no place like home...except the Housepets home page.
- Render
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you could pass the finals without any problem, IF you wouldn't oversleep and be way too late.
I wish my couverture chocolate will not turn grey.
I wish my couverture chocolate will not turn grey.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. Your couverture chocolate turns neon green, and is now radioactive.
I wish that I would win all the scholarships I apply for.
I wish that I would win all the scholarships I apply for.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted, but you can only apply for $1 scholarships that require you to write a one page essay for each one.
I wish that bad things would stop happening.
I wish that bad things would stop happening.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted. Now nothing will ever happen.
I wish good things would start happening again.
I wish good things would start happening again.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. you get sued for $100000000000000000. it's very good for them.
I wish collision damage wasn't a mechanic used in any game.
I wish collision damage wasn't a mechanic used in any game.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Wish granted. Now the floor and the walls are full of venom.
I wish I could win the Buzzpets! Game.
I wish I could win the Buzzpets! Game.
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- deepskycyan
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, at the cost of you being the next buzz victim.
I wish I had candy canes.
I wish I had candy canes.
"Reality continues to ruin my life." -B. Watterson
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. They're embedded in your thigh after having been sucked on until sharp.
I wish for the next wish to have so many levels of recursion that even Cobb would go "okay, yeah, that's too deep."
I wish for the next wish to have so many levels of recursion that even Cobb would go "okay, yeah, that's too deep."
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted.
However, a slip up in the code has caused it to reference itself, ending up in an infinite loop.
You shall spiral for all eternity, going deeper and deeper into the nothing of ones and zeroes...
I wish for an interstellar, faster-than-light, rocket.
With lazars.
However, a slip up in the code has caused it to reference itself, ending up in an infinite loop.
You shall spiral for all eternity, going deeper and deeper into the nothing of ones and zeroes...
I wish for an interstellar, faster-than-light, rocket.
With lazars.
Just an Arc
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Code: Select all
Granted
...
You crashed on a wall at high speed.
You are bleeding.
You die.
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- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, however the import fees drive you so far into debt that there is no recovery.
I wish for tsMKG to be assigned to the Department of Redundancy Department.
I wish for tsMKG to be assigned to the Department of Redundancy Department.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- GreatKitsune
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Granted. He becomes the Assistant Director and petitions Congress to change the name.
I wish I could do all 4 of my jobs a once.
I wish I could do all 4 of my jobs a once.
- CosmicCoyote
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but your bosses think you're up to something fishy and they all fire you.
I wish I could stop screwing up my sleep schedule.
I wish I could stop screwing up my sleep schedule.
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Granted. You now have my insomnia. Prepare for an endless cycle of going 3 days without sleep, then crashing for 12 hours.
I wish I could ride a magical girl's purple flying unicorn to Narnia through Lebouff's Shire, the land of trololol.
Ha! I am my boss at one of them!CosmicCoyote wrote:Granted, but your bosses think you're up to something fishy and they all fire you.
I wish I could stop screwing up my sleep schedule.
I wish I could ride a magical girl's purple flying unicorn to Narnia through Lebouff's Shire, the land of trololol.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, Lebouff's shire turns into Actual Cannibal Shia Lebouff
I wish that analog clocks don't make noise
I wish that analog clocks don't make noise
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Wish granted, now analog clocks glow too bright that you cants sleep or read or see.
I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.
I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.
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- deepskycyan
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. Your wish becomes a physical manifestation of anti-corruption and is an excellent role model for members of the government.
I wish my coats grew fur on the inside.
I wish my coats grew fur on the inside.
"Reality continues to ruin my life." -B. Watterson
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Wish granted, the coat grows strong fur, like quills, stabbing you in the process of growth, and then killing you.
I wish I could keep my avatar longer (I already had five avatar in three months one of which didn't last longer than 48 hours.)
I wish I could keep my avatar longer (I already had five avatar in three months one of which didn't last longer than 48 hours.)
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- Douglas Collier
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted - you're never allowed to change your avatar again.
I wish all the great artists would do art of my fursona, Doug.
I wish all the great artists would do art of my fursona, Doug.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, all gore, uncute, violent, psychedelic, strong, mature artists make a picture of your fursona.
This includes the other Rick Griffin
And the rest of the great artists make an horrible picture of your fursona.
I wish I had an idea for this wish
This includes the other Rick Griffin
And the rest of the great artists make an horrible picture of your fursona.
I wish I had an idea for this wish
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- RedFoxWizard
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Wish granted. You now have 1000 wishes to choose from.
I wish I could cook better.
I wish I could cook better.
Ice and fire magic? Does that result in a freezer-burn?
- CosmicCoyote
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You burn your tongue badly on the first dish, however, and are incapable of tasting anything you make.
I wish I could creatively write faster.
I wish I could creatively write faster.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Wish granted, you write too fast that the friction makes fire and burns your house. (Remember that Dexter's Laboratory episode?)
I wish my computer was on wheels (I'm running out of wish ideas (I had another wish idea but it was too dark and real for this game) )
I wish my computer was on wheels (I'm running out of wish ideas (I had another wish idea but it was too dark and real for this game) )
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- CosmicCoyote
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Of course I do.tsMKG wrote:Wish granted, you write too fast that the friction makes fire and burns your house. (Remember that Dexter's Laboratory episode?)
Wish granted. Someone, however, rolls away with it down a big hill. Go chase after them!
I wish I could play the piano as well as I used to. Without having to practice again. >_>
- Douglas Collier
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Granted, but all the pianos you play are out of tune.
I wish for true happiness that will last for a long time for everyone.
I wish for true happiness that will last for a long time for everyone.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but in being happy people feel content without eating and begin to starve.
I wish for a rug.
I wish for a rug.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted, but it's infested with fleas.
I wish to not be infested with fleas.
I wish to not be infested with fleas.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- CosmicCoyote
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Granted. You're infested with ticks instead.
I wish I was an omniglot (to be able to speak any language).
I wish I was an omniglot (to be able to speak any language).
- Serence Frostbite
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granted, you can now speak any languages, including forgotten ones and alien ones, but you can't read OR write any languages at all.
I wish I can look into the past and be able to experience any past event in history as if I were there.
I wish I can look into the past and be able to experience any past event in history as if I were there.
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Granted, but now you have no future. You will be erased from the time stream by tomorrow.
I wish I could multi-task better.
I wish I could multi-task better.
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Granted: Your Windows OS lags less with multiple task bars running.
I wish I could lose these cops. ...what?
I wish I could lose these cops. ...what?
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Granted. You now have no idea where they are. Of course, that hasn't stopped them from chasing you.
I wish I could teleport, and have anything I'm touching teleport with me.
I wish I could teleport, and have anything I'm touching teleport with me.
*purrs loudly*
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but you have no control of where you teleport.
I wish that my headphones wouldn't run out of battery so quickly
I wish that my headphones wouldn't run out of battery so quickly