Bad Translation +35 later...

Post by **Render** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:51 am

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:this is the bad translation universe. I just checked back and they never actually chose their names. In that panel, the wolf cub says "I have changed my mind! 's work, and that's a big star"
so any of them could have chosen Billy at some other point

So, one of the cubs is Billy. It's badCanon now!

D-Rock wrote:Okay, I just love the title of the strip. Sounds so much like my mom!

Yeah... "What's for lunch?" "Food."

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Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:01 pm

why are max and sabrina trying to steal ~~peanut~~ ~~bob~~ john's friends?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:01 pm

OK. So apparently we have Max afraid of Sabrina wanting to steal his friends and she has shrimp on her.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:04 pm

Ahah, why Sabrina should have a shrimp? If yes, probable she ate it.

And also, looks like there's another Max around, planning an evil plan with her...

Ah, that's good Grape, drink it.

Oh, wow, Germany is also there in the past?

Yeah, keys make happen struggles, when you can't find them.

Post by **Render** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:09 pm

Cesco wrote:why Sabrina should have a shrimp?

I assume, Max is hungry...

Buster wrote:why are max and sabrina trying to steal ~~peanut~~ ~~bob~~ john's friends?

John-Bob thinks they did already...

Cesco wrote:Ah, that's good Grape, drink it.

Why's drinking bad wine good for Grape?

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Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:15 pm

Tarot became yoda in the last panel.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 2:31 pm

You're right Satau, if you give wine for cats and especially kittens, they can risk an alcohol coma.

But why do you call Tarot "baby"? Less confidence, please.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:01 pm

Looks like Satau and Tarot have a secret relationship going on behind Peanut's back.

Post by **Render** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:13 am

Cesco wrote:But why do you call Tarot "baby"? Less confidence, please.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Looks like Satau and Tarot have a secret relationship going on behind Peanut's back.

Maybe they're together in the food business aka the oil industry and "baby" is the correct salutation in that business...

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:37 pm

Looks like some curse words from HP! have crossed over into S&F.

Post by **Render** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 2:38 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Looks like some curse words from HP! have crossed over into S&F.

I don't consider Ice Cream as a curse word. ^^

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Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:44 pm

Ptah and Grape are confused about each other genders.

You don't know what too say? So, be quiet.

Tue Oct 13, 2015 4:05 pm

The Island of The...
so would you call it The Island? or just The?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 10:40 pm

Apparently Ptah wants to discuss what to eat by tying people up and bringing them to him in the middle of the night.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 2:06 am

What, is that not how one requests culinary advice?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:21 am

If you did that to a chef like Anne Burrell or Wolfgang Puck, I HIGHLY doubt that they would be willing to give you culinary advice. xD

Post by **Render** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:48 am

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:The Island of The...
so would you call it The Island? or just The?

Probably an place called The and the island blonging to it...

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Apparently Ptah wants to discuss what to eat by tying people up and bringing them to him in the middle of the night.

Buster wrote:What, is that not how one requests culinary advice?

But it seems to work. xD

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Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:00 am

I prefer yellow cheese, but really any cheese is hard to resist.

shame only one of the crew survived in the world.

wait, who's F. Laura now? is it Satau? there are so many new names in this translation.

so Satau wants to give him Tarot? and Tarot agrees that she would make a good gift, because she's pretty.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 3:00 pm

Why would cats want to stay in the water for a long time? It will make them all disgusting and gross!

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 3:12 pm

Well, if you take people out of the water, you save them, and it's not something bad.

But, wasn't it "the cake is a lie?"

Yeah, Ptah, calm down and talk.

Yeah, you're so pretty Tarot (or F. Laura?

), and everybody loves you.

Which war, Peanut? Happened so many of them on this planet...

Post by **Render** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:11 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:wait, who's F. Laura now? is it Satau? there are so many new names in this translation.

Yeah, it looks like Satau is F. Laura. And don't worry, there are more names to come... xD

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:so Satau wants to give him Tarot? and Tarot agrees that she would make a good gift, because she's pretty.

I understood Satau/F. Laura wants to keep Tarot as a gift.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Why would cats want to stay in the water for a long time? It will make them all disgusting and gross!

But it also makes them smell like fish.

Cesco wrote:But, wasn't it "the cake is a lie?"

That has been a chocolate cake, I'm pretty sure that the holiday cake isn't a chocolate one.

I like how ~~Peanut~~ John-Bob calls them "experts" because Sabrina talks about the bones of a 3DS.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:09 am

Then that is simple Tarot. Simply destroy the front of the machine and no more evil avatar.

Sat Oct 17, 2015 3:53 am

well, seems someone doesn't like tattoos very much

also John-Bob in the 3rd panel sounds like a click bait headline.
"you won;t believe what this black-edged sword did to this mask of light. click here to read more"

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:40 pm

Wait, the mask of light? I didn't think they had bionicle toys back then...

Post by **Render** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 3:15 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:well, seems someone doesn't like tattoos very much

And the other one is confused about John-Bob's gender...

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:"you won;t believe what this black-edged sword did to this mask of light. click here to read more"

I'd buy it!

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Then that is simple Tarot. Simply destroy the front of the machine and no more evil avatar.

Oh, if it only would be so simple to get rid of an evil avatar...

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Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 3:49 pm

Shut up! Squirrel!

Why do you want to change name, X-F?

And you also want a phone number, good, so we could call you.

Oh, Diss has even a box full of punishments.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 4:26 pm

Who else wants to see Diss's large box of punishment?

Post by **Render** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 6:07 pm

Cesco wrote:Shut up! Squirrel!

Well... Sheldon did shut up, or?

Cesco wrote:Why do you want to change name, X-F? And you also want a phone number, good, so we could call you.

If he waits a bit, the bad translator has a habit of renaming people...
If you're going to call him, don't tell him to shut up, otherwise... ask Melvin.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Who else wants to see Diss's large box of punishment?

I'm not sure if I want to see that.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 12:43 am

I don't think that Grape will be too happy with Satau offering to sell her to Ptah.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 12:54 pm

Render wrote:If he waits a bit, the bad translator has a habit of renaming people...

Yeah, I remember first Peanut's name being ARACHID 'IN ORO (shorter name, Arachid) before the translator switched him to Bob

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:52 pm

Basically Peanut has troubles like the wolf cubs did deciding on what he wants his name to be. XD

Post by **Render** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:47 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I don't think that Grape will be too happy with Satau offering to sell her to Ptah.

That's true, Satau should be careful of he's the next with a soup poured over his head.

tsMKG wrote:Yeah, I remember first Peanut's name being ARACHID 'IN ORO (shorter name, Arachid) before the translator switched him to Bob

Oh, yeah! Right!

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Basically Peanut has troubles like the wolf cubs did deciding on what he wants his name to be. XD

Exactly! But just that the wolf cubs did choose their names themselves...

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:58 pm

And the obsession with WINE replaced the European Union so they got drunk

EDIT: Wine is supposed to be the actual name of Grape in the Bad Translation Version

Nice how in the translation came out "Star Wars" from "The Wars in the Stars"

And what is Ispirazzjoni?

Bob being scared will be published!

more embarrassment for Bob!

EDIT: BOB HAS NOW A MOUSE LIKE FIDEY/ATC(Air Traffic Control) AND JOEY????

Anyways, this is the only Bad Transaltion strip that i don't get it yet

(May be because the panels aren't related themselves)

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 6:16 pm

This time the bad translation messed up greatly: it's all a non-sense.

You ask if that's a story to tell? If you want, yes.

The wine can help you to forget, not to answer...

I think a tree needs more than a month to grow.

tsMKG wrote:And what is Ispirazzjoni?

It sounds like to the Italian word "ispirazioni", that's "inspirations"... It's what you need to understand this strip, actually.

Post by **Obbl** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:18 pm

Cesco wrote:
tsMKG wrote:And what is Ispirazzjoni?
It sounds like to the Italian word "ispirazioni", that's "inspirations"... It's what you need to understand this strip, actually.

Apparently it's from Malta, so that makes sense

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 12:37 am

And now the Bad Translator is giving us lessons in foreign languages! Isn't the Bad Translator SUCH an education experience?

Post by **Render** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 7:09 pm

tsMKG wrote:Nice how in the translation came out "Star Wars" from "The Wars in the Stars"

It get's turned into Star Wars usually...

Cesco wrote:You ask if that's a story to tell? If you want, yes. The wine can help you to forget, not to answer... I think a tree needs more than a month to grow.

Yes, yes, and yes...

Obbl wrote:
Cesco wrote:
tsMKG wrote:And what is Ispirazzjoni?
It sounds like to the Italian word "ispirazioni", that's "inspirations"... It's what you need to understand this strip, actually.
Apparently it's from Malta, so that makes sense

The BadTranslator has huge problems with Maltese. There are often some remains like the " 'tixtri " in the strip "The cat in the hat".

Amazee Dayzee wrote:And now the Bad Translator is giving us lessons in foreign languages! Isn't the Bad Translator SUCH an education experience?

I'm (not) sure the BadTranslatior is proud of that. xD

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 7:24 pm

Tarot's a liar !!!???

Be careful of the dogs in the castle.

You were mistaken, Satau. It wasn't a month what the tree needed to grow.

You cannot think when you're drunk.

Tarot, don't let Satau fool you.

The first panel alongside with the title made my day

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 11:55 pm

Yes Tarot, I would be scared of the future too if I knew that Satau was planning on overtaking the cats once Ptah was weak without his hat.

Post by **Render** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 8:18 pm

tsMKG wrote:Tarot's a liar !!!???

Maybe-- I don't know what she told Satau... ^^

tsMKG wrote:You were mistaken, Satau. It wasn't a month what the tree needed to grow.

At least he's learning. xD

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