Enty wrote:Not so much a joke as a riddle, but still.
When is 100 less than 99?
Uhm, when it's multiplied by 0, 100*0= 0, less than 99 :3 I hope?:o
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Enty wrote:Not so much a joke as a riddle, but still.
When is 100 less than 99?
Jason Mraz wrote: My goal is to show everyone that they, too, can do what they love to do.
Daggy wrote: Look a shadowpriest, what a cutie.... POW
e.Vadiant wrote:I've got a riddle, though:
What is always present at the beginning and end of every life?
Kiwi is a nationality, a species of bird, and a fruitJimmy Jazz wrote:I've got a riddle for you guys, for those I've already told. don't answer please.
So, a Kiwi's pet Kiwi is eating a Kiwi. how is this possible?
This man is from New Zealand (A Kiwi)Jimmy Jazz wrote:I've got a riddle for you guys, for those I've already told. don't answer please.
So, a Kiwi's pet Kiwi is eating a Kiwi. how is this possible?
Wanderer wrote:You don't need a job, you need money.
Ok, that is perhaps my new favourite 'changing a lightbulb' joke. Before it was the Surrealist one Sleet said, but I'd heard it with the punchline "Fish".How many members of the Italian mafia does it take to change a light bulb?
Three - One to change it, one to be the witness, and one to kill the witness.
On the Eh you haven't heard of him, I get the feeling you'd love Stewart Francis; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV9wsPgh ... re=related :p...I like surrealism. Can you tell?
Ayup!Vadiant wrote:When it's the timer on a microwave?Enty wrote:Not so much a joke as a riddle, but still.
When is 100 less than 99?
yoyodude wrote:A blonde and her husband are watching the news together. The news man was reporting a story about "six brazilian men dying in a skydiving accident".
The blonde started to cry and said "that's horrible!"
The husband, confused, said "Well honey, they were taking a risk. It could've happened to anybody."
A few minutes later the blonde calmed down and asked her husband, "how many is a brazilian?"