Corrupt a wish!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:59 am

I think rubin is forgetting a very serious part of this game...

GRANTED! but you got nothing.

i wish i wish i was a fish.

Kyderra · Post by **Kyderra** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:12 am

wish granted,
Have fun getting to water little mermaid.

I Wish I never had a hangover

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:33 pm

Granted! You're allergic to alcohol now.

I wish I didn't have any summer homework.

Slippery-Q · Post by **Slippery-Q** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:54 pm

Alright, but now you'll be bored all summer.

I wish I had another wish.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:55 pm

You have it, but it'll never be granted.
I wish Ozzy Osbourne and Dave Murray were my neighbors.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:06 am

It will be so, but they will have a non-ending dispute against one another and keep you up all night.

I wish I could stay awake a bit longer.

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:13 am

You stay up forever, but you're still tired.

I wish that I had lasers shoot from my hands.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:22 am

You do, but you can't turn them off.

I wish my hair was straight and out of my eyes.

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:33 am

FlintTheSquirrel wrote:You do, but you can't turn them off.

FlintTheSquirrel wrote:I wish my hair was straight and out of my eyes.

Granted. You are now bald, and your hair is straightened and on display in your house.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:27 pm

you didnt wish for something!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:32 pm

doesn't matter, look at that awesome and epically funny thing he made! XD

i wish for warm milk!

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:53 pm

you get it, but it's actually melted white spiders

i wish for an iTouch

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:53 pm

You get an iTouch! But it breaks!

I wish that I had a gun that fires fists at people.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:54 pm

You get it, but it's broken to the point of being unrepairable.
I wish for cold air... it's hot in my room!

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:56 pm

you get it, but soon it starts snowing acid snow in your room

i wish i could talk in a color

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:57 pm

You do, but now people can't hear you!

I wish that I had a fox 3:

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:20 pm

granted! the fox kills you and your family in your sleep. |:
... what the hell is wrong with!??! ... screw it, i like it. >:3

i wish insanity was not dangerous.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:16 pm

that happens, then a lotta insane people give you their insanity and you jump off a cliff, but because it's not dangerous you jump for eternity until it becomes dangerous again.

i wish parents had a better sense of humor

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:13 am

granted, but now they are funnier then you.

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:13 am

I wish people would remember to wish for something.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:31 am

Wish granted, but even though they remembered, they will not add one for the sole purpose to spite you.

I wish I wished a better wish then this.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:04 am

But you didn't, so this corrupting is as good as your wish.
I wish I had a bicycle.

Kyderra · Post by **Kyderra** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:39 am

Wish granted, you are now a Bi'cycle

I wish i could make a short King animation

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:46 am

Granted, but it came out as a queen animation....

Wish I wouldn't be sooooo lazy sometimes

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:10 pm

Granted. But now you never stop being productive. Ever.

I wish I were as awesome as the person who corrupts this wish undoubtedly is.

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:11 pm

Wish granted, but I am not awesome, and so you shall be dragged down!

I wish Jason Mraz gave me a hug :<

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:08 pm

He gives you a hug, but he hugs you so hard that you will have horrible back problems for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a million dollar gift card to spend at Gamestop.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:23 pm

you get it, but a million monopoly dollars

i wish i had a brownie

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:31 pm

You get a sweet little brownie. Then her mom comes along and accuses you of kidnapping her from her girl scouts meeting, and you get sent to jail as a result.

I wish I had a pet emu.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:01 pm

granted! but its an emo emu. (puns! :D)

i wish my puns didn't suck so bad.

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:28 pm

Your puns no longer suck. ... But no one really notices a difference, because they're still puns.

I wish that pasta was raining from the sky over Miami Beach.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:50 pm

granted, but its huge and it starts killing everyone.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:06 pm

i wish you guys remembdered to wish for stuff!!!

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:35 pm

Granted...but their wish is incorruptible!

I wish that Math homework would finish itself.

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:38 pm

It does, for everyone else but you.

I wish that I had another sprite or summit right now ..

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:09 pm

You get something

super
or
more
eavrything
that
has
indents
not
good

I wish that sounded better...

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:49 pm

Wish granted. You get:

Somebody
operating
my
evil
twin's
highly
irritating
noise
generator.

The problem is, it's impossible to turn said irritating noise generator off. Ever.

I wish the floor were made of lava!

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:10 pm

Granted, but you have nothing to stand on!

I wish I had more funds for hobbies.

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:11 pm

You do, you get a check that you can spend on ANYTHING but YOUR Hobbies.

I wish I could get better self-esteem :<

devils · Post by **devils** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:20 pm

granted, but you become so self-centered nobody likes to be around you

i wish i could play guitar