The Vending Machine Game!

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:30 pm

You get a Master Ball!
Your omnipotence! Have mercy!
. . . with a Furret inside. What a waste of a Master Ball.

After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy!
*inserts this season of THE WINTER SOLSTICE*

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:32 pm

Hey, I wouldn't object to catching Rick

You get: Summer.
What can I say, I'm in Australia.
Inserts: Vernal Equinox

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:40 pm

You get......summer again
*inserts the car keys to a Camaro*

(And I wouldn't object to catching Rick, either)

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:52 pm

you get a smokey an the bandit Trans am

* inserts a horse named, Made of Win *

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:57 pm

You get a horse named Hoof Hearted!

Teh Brawler wrote:(And I wouldn't object to catching Rick, either)

(nor I, but in a Master Ball? Shouldn't that be saved for, I dunno, Mewtwo? At least Rick will do what he's told even if you're not a trainer, so long as it involves drawing and you paying him. Mewtwo. . . obeys no orders.)

*inserts a 2-dollar bill*

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:07 pm

..."Rick will do what he's told even if you're not a trainer". Kinky.

You get: an energy drink.

Inserts: PASTA!

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:43 pm

You get the PRESENT-A and the FUTURE-A!

*inserts lamp oil*

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:08 am

You get: A lamp

Inserts: Baby oil

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:17 am

You get a scathing letter from the CPS
*insert a Black Bear*

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:10 am

You get a rabbit's paw.
*Insert a book*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:30 am

you get peanut reading it start to finish in under 3 mins.

* inserts a snow fort *

caesalson · Post by **caesalson** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:21 pm

You get Calvin and Hobbes nostalgia
*inserts Magic Eight Ball*

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:28 pm

You get the less popular Magic Nein Ball, where you ask your question in German and it always answers "Nein!"

*inserts 26 cents*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:36 pm

you get a jaw breaker gumball

* inserts biljac liver treats*

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:41 pm

You get fake vomit
*inserts a Christmas ornament*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:51 pm

you get an caribou Barbie ornament!

* inserts magic dust!*

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:43 pm

You get anything you want. It's magic, after all.
*Insert Belthasar, Melchior and Gaspar*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:42 pm

you get the 3 stooges.

* inserts a pet collar*

Chron · Post by **Chron** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:47 pm

You get a leash.

*inserts a laptop*

Post by **Dissension** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:41 am

You get an Ebly!

*inserts an Ebly*

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:52 am

You get a fanfiction of PeanutxMax
*inserts poppies*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:36 am

you get puppies! 1000's of them!

* inserts a 2nd trip to the vet. *

Post by **Dissension** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:43 am

You get One Dead Dog.

*inserts a Buckdida*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:19 am

you get a extra CRAZY doggie with mod powers.

* inserts Ewoks *

Anthroguy101 · Post by **Anthroguy101** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:44 am

You get NOTHING!

*Inserts Sonic the Hedgehog*

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:00 pm

You get a tombstone. R.I.P. Sonic.
*inserts a 5th generation iPod nano (one of my Christmas presents

)*

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:19 pm

You get a 1st generation iPod femto, which is one one-millionth of the size of an iPod nano. Good luck finding it. Or finding the buttons. Or. . . doing anything useful with it.

*inserts a a Dingo chicken rawhide treat shaped like a holiday wreath*

Anthroguy101 · Post by **Anthroguy101** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:23 pm

You get an army of canines!
*Inserts Windows 7*

caesalson · Post by **caesalson** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:31 pm

You get win.
*inserts Stephen King*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:42 pm

you get Ray Bradberry

* inserts 101 dalmations *

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:44 pm

You get the ASPCA
*inserts a rabbit*

caesalson · Post by **caesalson** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:46 pm

You get Teh Brawler!
*inserts apocalypse*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:58 pm

you get just another day at work.

* inserts green jello *

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:02 pm

You get Soylent Green-flavored Jell-O. I wonder what it's made of.

*inserts too many toasters*

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:19 pm

You get too much toast
*inserts 20 bucks*

Noir The Sable · Post by **Noir The Sable** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:28 pm

You get $2,000! In pennies. Good luck walking around with all those.

*Inserts Â£1,17 and a dead budgerigar*

Anthroguy101 · Post by **Anthroguy101** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:10 pm

You get US$1. Good luck!
*Inserts this comic:

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*

Post by **Dissension** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:03 pm

You get: "Why is this in the Ye Olde English Translation thread?"

*inserts "I will have silence, ye daft corbies!"

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:00 pm

You get nothing. The vending machine is not making any noises. It's silent.
*Insert The Game!*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:28 pm

you just lost the game!

* inserts a fruitcake*