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mathgrant
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by mathgrant » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:30 pm
You get a Master Ball!
Your omnipotence! Have mercy!
. . . with a Furret inside. What a waste of a Master Ball.
After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy!
*inserts this season of THE WINTER SOLSTICE*
Ebly
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by Ebly » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:32 pm
Hey, I wouldn't object to catching Rick
You get: Summer.
What can I say, I'm in Australia.
Inserts: Vernal Equinox
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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by Teh Brawler » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:40 pm
You get......summer again
*inserts the car keys to a Camaro*
(And I wouldn't object to catching Rick, either)
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
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by Keeshah » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:52 pm
you get a smokey an the bandit Trans am
* inserts a horse named, Made of Win *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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by mathgrant » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:57 pm
You get a horse named Hoof Hearted!
Teh Brawler wrote: (And I wouldn't object to catching Rick, either)
(nor I, but in a Master Ball? Shouldn't that be saved for, I dunno, Mewtwo? At least Rick will do what he's told even if you're not a trainer, so long as it involves drawing and you paying him. Mewtwo. . . obeys no orders.)
*inserts a 2-dollar bill*
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by Ebly » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:07 pm
..."Rick will do what he's told even if you're not a trainer". Kinky.
You get: an energy drink.
Inserts: PASTA!
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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by mathgrant » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:43 pm
You get the PRESENT-A and the FUTURE-A!
*inserts lamp oil*
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by Ebly » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:08 am
You get: A lamp
Inserts: Baby oil
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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by Teh Brawler » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:17 am
You get a scathing letter from the CPS
*insert a Black Bear*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
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by Alex » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:10 am
You get a rabbit's paw.
*Insert a book*
Richarson Valley
Edward S4 P8 E6 C8 I9 A3 L5
Shanks S7 P5 E6 C7 I4 A6 L7
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by Keeshah » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:30 am
you get peanut reading it start to finish in under 3 mins.
* inserts a snow fort *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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by caesalson » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:21 pm
You get Calvin and Hobbes nostalgia
*inserts Magic Eight Ball*
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by mathgrant » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:28 pm
You get the less popular Magic Nein Ball, where you ask your question in German and it always answers "Nein!"
*inserts 26 cents*
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by Keeshah » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:36 pm
you get a jaw breaker gumball
* inserts biljac liver treats*
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Teh Brawler
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by Teh Brawler » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:41 pm
You get fake vomit
*inserts a Christmas ornament*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
Keeshah
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by Keeshah » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:51 pm
you get an caribou Barbie ornament!
* inserts magic dust!*
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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by Alex » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:43 pm
You get anything you want. It's magic, after all.
*Insert Belthasar, Melchior and Gaspar*
Richarson Valley
Edward S4 P8 E6 C8 I9 A3 L5
Shanks S7 P5 E6 C7 I4 A6 L7
Keeshah
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by Keeshah » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:42 pm
you get the 3 stooges.
* inserts a pet collar*
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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by Chron » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:47 pm
You get a leash.
*inserts a laptop*
*WARNING* This product contains A.D.H.D. and is therefore liable to suddenly lose interest in what he's saying, stare into space for unknown amounts of time, and point at random objects shouting, "Look, a chicken!" when there is no chicken.
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by Dissension » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:41 am
You get an Ebly!
*inserts an Ebly*
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Teh Brawler
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by Teh Brawler » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:52 am
You get a fanfiction of PeanutxMax
*inserts poppies*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
Keeshah
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by Keeshah » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:36 am
you get puppies! 1000's of them!
* inserts a 2nd trip to the vet. *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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by Dissension » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:43 am
You get One Dead Dog.
*inserts a Buckdida *
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by Keeshah » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:19 am
you get a extra CRAZY doggie with mod powers.
* inserts Ewoks *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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by Anthroguy101 » Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:44 am
You get NOTHING!
*Inserts Sonic the Hedgehog*
Teh Brawler
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by Teh Brawler » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:00 pm
You get a tombstone. R.I.P. Sonic.
*inserts a 5th generation iPod nano (one of my Christmas presents
)*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
mathgrant
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by mathgrant » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:19 pm
You get a 1st generation iPod femto, which is one one-millionth of the size of an iPod nano. Good luck finding it. Or finding the buttons. Or. . . doing anything useful with it.
*inserts a a Dingo chicken rawhide treat shaped like a holiday wreath*
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by Anthroguy101 » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:23 pm
You get an army of canines!
*Inserts Windows 7*
caesalson
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by caesalson » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:31 pm
You get win.
*inserts Stephen King*
Keeshah
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by Keeshah » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:42 pm
you get Ray Bradberry
* inserts 101 dalmations *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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by Teh Brawler » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:44 pm
You get the ASPCA
*inserts a rabbit*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
caesalson
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by caesalson » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:46 pm
You get Teh Brawler!
*inserts apocalypse*
Keeshah
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by Keeshah » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:58 pm
you get just another day at work.
* inserts green jello *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
mathgrant
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by mathgrant » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:02 pm
You get Soylent Green-flavored Jell-O. I wonder what it's made of.
*inserts too many toasters*
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by Teh Brawler » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:19 pm
You get too much toast
*inserts 20 bucks*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
Noir The Sable
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by Noir The Sable » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:28 pm
You get $2,000! In pennies. Good luck walking around with all those.
*Inserts £1,17 and a dead budgerigar*
"A witty saying proves nothing. "
--François-Marie Arouet, "Le dîner du comte de Boulainvilliers"
Anthroguy101
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by Anthroguy101 » Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:10 pm
You get US$1. Good luck!
*Inserts this comic:
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*
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by Dissension » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:03 pm
You get: "Why is this in the Ye Olde English Translation thread ?"
*inserts "I will have silence , ye daft corbies!"
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by Alex » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:00 pm
You get nothing. The vending machine is not making any noises. It's silent.
*Insert The Game!*
Richarson Valley
Edward S4 P8 E6 C8 I9 A3 L5
Shanks S7 P5 E6 C7 I4 A6 L7
Keeshah
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by Keeshah » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:28 pm
you just lost the game!
* inserts a fruitcake*
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5