Corrupt a wish!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:38 am

granted! but you drown. DEAD.

i wish for more death corruptions.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:06 am

granted, but they all happen to you.

i wish English was a language.

dynaslash · Post by **dynaslash** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:15 pm

Granted, but we all know Japanese.

I wish I knew Japanese.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:17 pm

Granted! But everyone else has forgotten and doesn't want to re-learn.

I wish that this game was over.

Jimmy Jazz · Post by **Jimmy Jazz** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:18 pm

it does stop, but just for a minute or two.

I wish that my skills as an artist could progress faster.

Enty · Post by **Enty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:22 pm

Congratulations, your hand now moves twice as fast when it's holding a pencil.

I wish for a pencil

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:25 pm

You get one, but it breaks.

I wish that there would be no timezones.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:55 pm

Granted! The whole world breaks off into seperate pieces that all have their own time zone, tearing the atmosphere in the process.

I wish I was the coolest one here.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:59 pm

You are, but then you get admirers who follow you everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE!

I wish I had a list of things I should do and get rewarded something for every peace I check off.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:04 pm

You receive said list, but the first thing on it is to burn the list.

I wish lightbulbs were brighter.

Enty · Post by **Enty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:11 pm

The lightbulbs can:
a) burst into flames as a result
b) blind you
c) emit so much heat that everything in the room melts
d) cause an energy crisis that makes the global economy grind to a standstill
or
e) flicker.
(you really didn't think that'n through, didja?)

I wish for the ability to talk in binary.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:14 pm

It takes you an hour to say a sentence.

I wish I were brave enough to join the RP forums.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:21 pm

granted. I really don't wanna corrupt that wish, so instead you're welcomed to RPs with a cupcake and a party!

i wish my wish was wishful

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:20 am

granted, but it's wishful for all the wrong reasons and it ends up tering your soul apart

i wish i wish i hadnt killed that fish

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:25 am

Granted, its alive! Instead you killed another one of your pets.

I wish no wish could be corrupted.

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:31 am

(nuuuu! not my pets!!!) your wish is granted, but now the world is meaningless cuz all wishes are uncorrupted and granted

i wish i were megaman!

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:21 am

Granted. You're a computer program from the TV series!

I wish I had the keyblade!

Dr. Prower · Post by **Dr. Prower** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:42 am

Granted, you are chased by Heartless every day for the rest of your life.

I wish Peanut was my best friend.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:27 pm

Granted! Your thrown into the comic in the place of grape.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:07 pm

Granted. However, the amount of energy generated by two Chuck Norris existing at the same time causes the universe to collapse in on itself.

I wish I wouldn't not not not use quadruple negatives in my wishes.

Anthroguy101 · Post by **Anthroguy101** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:29 pm

Granted! You may now use quadruple negatives in your wishes.
I wish I could be my fursona. That would be sweet.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:35 pm

The FBI hunts you down for research.

I wish humans were not so self-centered and cared for wildlife and creatures more.

Quote · Post by **Quote** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:46 pm

Wish granted, humans become incredibly eco-friendly, but now they hate each other with a burning passion and society falls to pieces due to the lack of team-based work being performed.

I wish I didn't have to wait to see how this wish is to be corrupted.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:19 pm

Granted, you don't have to wait because you didddnt post anything to reply to!

I wish the next person would corrupt my wish to wish for a corrupted wish.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:40 pm

I grant your wish, thus I am not currupting your wish, but it is corrupted by logic.

I wish logic would stand tall!

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:15 pm

Wish fulfilled, logic has destroyed every alternate dimension in the plane of existence as a result, and now the very fabric of the universe is falling apart.

I wish that every character in the cast of housepets was FAR more significant than just playthings for non-existent supernatural , super beings.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:35 pm

Granted! They are now servants!

I wish this sentance was-

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:49 pm

The sentence was, but not it isn't.

I wish game companies reverted back to making more 8-16 bit games.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:02 pm

Granted! All video games now have terrible quality and you regret it.

I wish I was in the housepets universe.

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:30 pm

Granted! ... Too bad the universe is a really, really big place. Have fun wherever you happen to be between Housepets!'s Jupiter and Saturn.

I wish I had a dead chicken.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:44 pm

Granted, the FBI is after you now for murder.

I wish I had a watergun so I could soak the mods.

Dr. Prower · Post by **Dr. Prower** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:47 pm

Granted, the mods throw water balloons at you and then ban you.

I wish I had a Housepet.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:50 pm

Granted! You get an ordinary goldfish.

I wish I was a water balloon possessing mod.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:28 pm

This forum gets filled with trouble making rebels who have water balloon machine guns.

I wish hunting was not used as a cruel game.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:53 am

Granted. It is now banned. It is no longer a game, but a crime.

I wish I had a more illogical answer to that question.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:46 am

I actually liked that answer since I don't hunt. You made the most illogical answer ever made but it drained all your creative juice and you can never do it again.

Edit: I wish I could think of wishes that weren't so controversial.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:26 am

Granted! You now can only make wishes to yourself, therefor nobody else can argue about them.

I wish the world would end.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:15 pm

Therefor, there is no more Housepets! Way to go.

I wish I could forget the story of a game so I can experience it a second time.

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:35 pm

Granted! You forget the story of the game... But also how to play it, so you never manage to beat it again.

I wish flying monkeys would attack people I don't like.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:02 pm

You begin to hate all your friends and family and the monkies attack them.

I wish there were no fourm rules.