Corrupt a wish!

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:54 pm

Wish granted. You are now Peanut. However, as a character in a comic, you now have no free will or sentient thought beyond what is written by Rick.

I wish I could speak in all languages.

Agent Sandwich · Post by **Agent Sandwich** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:05 pm

您的愿望被实现了！ But you still can't read what I just said out loud. Right?

I wish Grape and Peanut would kiss passionately in one strip!

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:08 pm

They do, but that leaves Max heartbroken and gives Tarot a somewhat unpleasant foresight of the future Oo

I wish that I would transform in to a Housepets! style of pet in real life!

(woud be AWSUM)

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:29 pm

Granted...but you turn into a mouse!

I wish my dragon statues would stop breaking...

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:31 pm

They stop, but everything else you have starts to shatter.

I wish simple tasks were more fun.

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:34 pm

They become more fun. However, because they are so fun, now everyone ELSE wants to do the simple tasks-- and they leave all the complicated, difficult stuff for you.

I wish I knew how to dance less dork-ily.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:36 pm

granted, your dances are now mow geeky!

I wish the world was flat.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:39 pm

The water runs off the sides and the oceans and water supply die out.

I wish that animals type people and humans could co-exist peacefully in a society together.

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:44 pm

Wish granted. There's a society just like that inside a library book.

I wish I could talk to animals. ... And understand them talking back. Not just one sided conversations, here. xD

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:49 pm

Granted, but all the dogs think you smell awful, and the cat's think they're your god.

I wish I could be a cats god...

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:55 pm

Granted. You are now the Egyptian god Bast. Unfortunately, this means that you must move to Egypt. And become a woman. Good luck with that.

I wish that drinking too much caffeinated stuff didn't give you a headache.

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:11 pm

Granted, but every other beverage gives you a headache.

I wish I had a Mac instead of a PC.

Agent Sandwich · Post by **Agent Sandwich** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:36 pm

Granted! It sounds like a great deal to me! Thanks for your PC and here is your Mac n Cheese!

I wish I could one day pilot A380s for a living.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:38 pm

Granted, but you now must fly everyday in a A380 to live.

I wish i pish :O

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:44 pm

Granted. You pish, but everyone finds your pishing so posh, that they push you into a bush. ... A bush that's on fire.

I wish I had a clone that did whatever I told him to do!

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:48 pm

granted, but that's when you realise you are the clone!

I wish I could be a power ranger!

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:52 pm

You are! ... But, considering that there are so many new reincarnations of them, after less than a year, you are forgotten, and someone else takes your place.

I wish a mellow fellow would eat some yellow jello.

Dusty · Post by **Dusty** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:25 pm

Granted but now the only Jell-O left is orange Jell-O, leading to drunken Jelloholics everywhere.

I wish my room wasn't green. Stupid paint

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:22 pm

granted! but now it is covered in blood. D:

i wish i knew this man better.

Agent Sandwich · Post by **Agent Sandwich** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:09 am

Granted but you find out his dirtiest secret and now you are in a mental asylum!

I wish Rick Griffins posts a new Housepets! Comic everyday

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:34 am

He does, but they lose their quality.

I wish Insects stopped existing.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:10 pm

Really man? Ecosystem collapses, we all die.

I wish for...more time to read!

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:23 pm

Wish fulfilled. But it’s all dedicated towards work for school.

I wish I had unlimited access to government air-raid shelters.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:37 pm

Granted, but so does every other civillian. You're getting bombed!

I wish I had more cool dragon statues!

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:24 pm

You do, but eventually people become so jealous of your collection that they're all stolen the moment you leave the room.

I wish for confusion!

Kyderra · Post by **Kyderra** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:49 pm

Vadiant wrote:You do, but eventually people become so jealous of your collection that they're all stolen the moment you leave the room.

I wish for confusion!

What..? I-I don't get your wish....
Your wish, i don't get it.

I want a pony

Enty · Post by **Enty** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:51 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P9qKarW5Pk you get THEM

I wish for another wish~

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:11 pm

Granted. Though I don't see why you had to wish for it, since I was gonna make another wish after you made yours, anyway!

I wish that the moon was really made of cheese.

Enty · Post by **Enty** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:19 pm

Well, now that you've done that, it fell apart, thus causing extremely erratic tidal activity, eventually leading to the death of millions. But hey! You solved overpopulation

(I just crossed the line twice~)

And I wish that I had a shaggy carpet.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:26 am

granted! but there are little pieces of glass that you can never get out of it and they cut your legs all the time.

i wish for less carpet!

Jimmy Jazz · Post by **Jimmy Jazz** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:09 am

What where you thinking?! now you have those icky plywood floors they used in construction.

I wish I had a piece of apple pie.

Adzo · Post by **Adzo** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:55 pm

congratulations, it's an overheated McDonalds one and you badly burn the roof of your mouth.

I wish I was in a world where everything was like a 70's kung fu movie.

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:12 pm

You got it! But it’s all non-stop with NO lunch breaks!

I wish I had one of these freaking eight-wheel monsters.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:14 pm

granted! but its very small. (oh yes, yes it is.)

i wish for stuff that involves fun.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:21 pm

Granted! You get schoolwork! I love schoolwork! Let's work togeather!

I wish for even more fun!!

Enty · Post by **Enty** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:16 pm

You get a barrel full of monkeys. They wreck your house.

I wish for a orange.

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:41 pm

There you go. But eating it will turn you orange.

I wish that I’ll lead a resistance group after Armageddon.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:48 pm

D-Singer wrote:There you go. But eating it will turn you orange.

I wish that I’ll lead a resistance group after Armageddon.

Granted. You're the first zombie in line to be shot, trying to kill the oppressive humans.

I wish I had some salsa.

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:54 pm

Sure, You even get chips to go with it. But it’s the spiciest salsa ever made EVER.

I wish I owned a functional hunter-killer Predator air drone.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:57 pm

You do, it turns against you.

I wish that there would be a constant coolish temperature all throughout the summer.