Attack the above poster

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:46 pm

I sing a terrible rap to you, UNP, and three other user, and it ends up leaving you stunned while I wreak havoc on the local town!
(Though I haven't seen a lot of it, I've seen Power Rangers)

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:50 am

Power Rangers?

*think, think*

Oh yes! I trap you inside a comic book and leave you in the trash while I wreak havoc on the local town!

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:53 pm

I stab you with a cutless while me and My crew wreck havoc on the local town.
No Phil, put that back, I meant Gold not THAT when I said booty. Who goes slicing off other people's bums?!

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:16 pm

For this one time, I break Zordon's rule on not escalating a fight unless necessary. Want to see the shoe size of the Megazord?

Buster wrote:I bake you and four other users into a pizza! then run off to wreak havoc on the local town. (i get the feeling only rocky is going to get this...)

Would you believe that the only reason I'm aware of that is because one of the three episodes of Wild Force I saw was Forever Red? As much as I loved the series, I missed the majority of after Zeo.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:14 pm

I turn the local town into one giant mecha and fight you

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:02 pm

I turn an absurdly disproportionate ship into a giant mech that then powers up into an even more absurdly huge mech and throws a dwarf galaxy at you, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and yelling a catchphrase that would probably get a mod or two on my case if I actually typed it out. (I'm probably remembering some of this wrong...)

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:48 am

I just shoot a missile at you to end this crazy nonsense.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:59 am

I don't let the missile pass because he doesn't have a white shirt therefore he's not part of The Wave.

Then I throw the missile through the window at you.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:47 pm

Since you just tried to redirect a missle while it was in flight, you end up making it explode.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:02 pm

I demoralize the explosion

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:50 pm

i teach the explosion how to juggle, using you.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:42 am

I introduce my knee to your chest!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:58 am

I introduce you to King's pups. Have fun with them

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:28 pm

I switch your head for a similarly carved pumpkin and hide the origional.
there, now your Halloween themed.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:15 am

I have befriended King's pups, and sick them onto you!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 11:21 am

AnimeNerd88 wrote:I have befriended King's pups, and sick them onto you!

I repaint you brwon and tape your mouth.

Then I introduce you to King's pups again.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Oct 05, 2016 11:29 am

I introduce you to the face of a semi truck

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:48 am

*unlocks and stabs you in the back with a butterfly knife* Well, That worked better than expscted..Thank you, Mann Co.!

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:04 am

You're a bad person

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:11 am

I trap your head in a guillotine. You can imagine what happens next.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:06 am

I shout "Vive le roy!" and then Napoleon comes and saves my butt, then I kill you because you're french and tried to invade my country!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:00 am

I ban you from this place because your avatar image doesn't work sometimes.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:22 am

I prick you in the butt with a trident because your device doesn't load the gif sometimes

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:23 am

I throw ninja stars at you while you arent looking

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:45 am

They are tacticool cheap chinese garbage and can't even cut butter

I unsheathe my sword and shout DEUS VULT as I cut you in half

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:05 pm

I cast a recoil spell that redirects any damage you attempt on him to you just before you strike.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:03 pm

I kill your owners and leave you alone.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:37 pm

I flatten you with a steam roller.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 2:51 am

I make you realize grapenut isn't gonna happen

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:39 am

I put fake hands on your ears

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:07 am

I wiggle that lollipop on your head

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:35 am

I send you to the glue factory.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:43 am

I send you to Sid's house

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:06 am

I buy you a necklace

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:24 pm

what? I play whack-a-mole with your head

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:46 pm

I put a magnet near your head to erase all your data.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:15 pm

I play with your lollipop

Totally PG pls no remove

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:35 pm

Hey! That's not a lollipop! That's a gem attached to an antenna attached to my head!

*takes googles from mad scientist*

Now let's see how do you live without that

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:22 pm

I remove your scarf to reveal your necklessness to the world; causing mass humiliation to the "floating" head on a body.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:10 pm

I wash you in the washing machine at high temperature without reading your tag