Your Favorite Quotes
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"Only a ninja can defeat another ninja."
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"I have known hardship and learned to aid the wretched."
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
If we're the flagship of peace and prosperity
We're taking on water and about to freakin' sink
No one seems to notice, no one even blinks
The crew all left the passengers to die under the sea
Rise Against - State of the Union
We're taking on water and about to freakin' sink
No one seems to notice, no one even blinks
The crew all left the passengers to die under the sea
Rise Against - State of the Union
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"Poverty is the mother of revolution and crime."
-Aristotle
-Aristotle
"I have known hardship and learned to aid the wretched."
-Virgil
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"Samuel Vimes hated the saying 'the innocent have nothing to fear.' The innocent had plenty to fear. Mostly from the guilty and people who said things like 'the innocent have nothing to fear'."
- Terry Pratchet, Snuff
... This is a very accurate quote, I think. Heh.
- Terry Pratchet, Snuff
... This is a very accurate quote, I think. Heh.
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"Pirates drink together!"-My friend ben
PARTY TIP: St Patrick's Day was a precious moment where we realized how easy partying hard can be.-Andrew W.K.
I haven't had this much trouble with a book since Waldo visited that Barberpole factory!"-Tracy Morgan on 30 rock
PARTY TIP: St Patrick's Day was a precious moment where we realized how easy partying hard can be.-Andrew W.K.
I haven't had this much trouble with a book since Waldo visited that Barberpole factory!"-Tracy Morgan on 30 rock
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
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"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Awesoe thread! Me and my sister have books full of quotes that "tickle our fancy."
Most of mine are from my history teacher, he writes two new quotes every day from historical figures:
"A tragedy is a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat." -unknown
"If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread they can sure make something out of you." -Muhammad Ali
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." -H.L. Menkin
"Mahatma Ghandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan, and moral." -unknown
"Girls are always running through my mind, they don't dare walk." -Andy Gibb
"The Germans and beer, the Italians and wine, and the Irish...whatever they can hold." -Chris Fowlkes (my history teacher)
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." -Aristotle
"God loves the poor laborer." (Sacred)
"Is that why he made so ****ing many of them." (Profane)
-Stephen King's Black House
"I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them." -Robert Orben
"Welcome back. My heart, my life and my love. Welcome back." (Sophie, the Young Queen and Sophie the Good)
-Stephen King's Black House
"Oh tranquiliy, whenever I gaze upon your visage, you leap away from me like a startled doe." -Rick Griffin's King from Housepets!
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." -Bill Cosby
Rooster Teeth Short Random, Mandatory dialogue:
Burnie: "Do you remeber that as part of the test you had to fill a cup with urine and then turn in that cup?"
Geoff: "Right"
B: "Well, everyone else in the company managed to turn in a cup filled with urine. You turned in a cup filled with what I'm guessing is... gatorade?"
G: "...I don't think you can prove that."
B: "Pretty sure I can, because for some reason, instead of yellow gatorade, you used blue."
G: "Yes, but this wasn't a test about color, this was a test about drugs, and there are no drugs in there."
B: "Right, while there's no drugs in here there is a ton of sugar, which is why, for some reason, the insurance company now thinks that you have something called 'Super-Diabetes'."
G: "Does that come with more sick days?"
B: "No, that comes with kidney failure."
G: "Which comes with more sick days?"
B: "Which comes with death."
"Lunch is not a kind of food, lunch is a meal. It's like I asked you what you're favorite color is and you said rainbow."
- Gus Sorola, Rooster Teeth Short Food War
"Are you seriously suggesting sir something sinister sounding circumstantially surrounding some scissors?"
- Burnie Burns, Rooster Teeth Short Scissors
MOD EDIT: Use the edit button to avoid multiple posting.
Most of mine are from my history teacher, he writes two new quotes every day from historical figures:
"A tragedy is a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat." -unknown
"If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread they can sure make something out of you." -Muhammad Ali
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." -H.L. Menkin
"Mahatma Ghandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan, and moral." -unknown
"Girls are always running through my mind, they don't dare walk." -Andy Gibb
"The Germans and beer, the Italians and wine, and the Irish...whatever they can hold." -Chris Fowlkes (my history teacher)
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." -Aristotle
"God loves the poor laborer." (Sacred)
"Is that why he made so ****ing many of them." (Profane)
-Stephen King's Black House
"I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them." -Robert Orben
"Welcome back. My heart, my life and my love. Welcome back." (Sophie, the Young Queen and Sophie the Good)
-Stephen King's Black House
"Oh tranquiliy, whenever I gaze upon your visage, you leap away from me like a startled doe." -Rick Griffin's King from Housepets!
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." -Bill Cosby
Rooster Teeth Short Random, Mandatory dialogue:
Burnie: "Do you remeber that as part of the test you had to fill a cup with urine and then turn in that cup?"
Geoff: "Right"
B: "Well, everyone else in the company managed to turn in a cup filled with urine. You turned in a cup filled with what I'm guessing is... gatorade?"
G: "...I don't think you can prove that."
B: "Pretty sure I can, because for some reason, instead of yellow gatorade, you used blue."
G: "Yes, but this wasn't a test about color, this was a test about drugs, and there are no drugs in there."
B: "Right, while there's no drugs in here there is a ton of sugar, which is why, for some reason, the insurance company now thinks that you have something called 'Super-Diabetes'."
G: "Does that come with more sick days?"
B: "No, that comes with kidney failure."
G: "Which comes with more sick days?"
B: "Which comes with death."
"Lunch is not a kind of food, lunch is a meal. It's like I asked you what you're favorite color is and you said rainbow."
- Gus Sorola, Rooster Teeth Short Food War
"Are you seriously suggesting sir something sinister sounding circumstantially surrounding some scissors?"
- Burnie Burns, Rooster Teeth Short Scissors
MOD EDIT: Use the edit button to avoid multiple posting.
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"Dude you fell asleep holding a cheeseburger last night"
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-Mother Teresa
-Mother Teresa
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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"I saw a fat guy walk into a McDonald's the other day. He was ordering a salad and a Diet Coke. And I was like...COME ON, MATE! Who you tryna fool?" - Chonny
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"It is an undeniable, and may I say a fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, EVERY alternative is preferable." -The Director, Red vs. Blue Reconstruction
"What has surprised me most about mankind during the Great War, is not our ability to adapt to the new arenas of conflict, but instead our willingness in victory to so quickly return to the old." -The Director, Red vs. Blue Reconstruction
"You're so fat you broke you're arm and gravy came out." -Private Richard Simmons, Red vs. Blue Revelation
"What has surprised me most about mankind during the Great War, is not our ability to adapt to the new arenas of conflict, but instead our willingness in victory to so quickly return to the old." -The Director, Red vs. Blue Reconstruction
"You're so fat you broke you're arm and gravy came out." -Private Richard Simmons, Red vs. Blue Revelation
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."-Silent Bob
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"you just got Rick Rolled by a restaurant. You go in thinking it's a TGIF's, but it's not." -my friend Jeff making fun of one of our chinsy restaurants.
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"Our world, with its rules of causality, has trained us to be miserly with forgiveness. By forgiving them too readily, we can be badly hurt. But if we've learned from a mistake and became better for it, shouldn't we be rewarded for the learning, rather than punished for the mistake?" - braid.
seems to make sense but truly not...
seems to make sense but truly not...
man, you made my day!McFly wrote:"I saw a fat guy walk into a McDonald's the other day. He was ordering a salad and a Diet Coke. And I was like...COME ON, MATE! Who you tryna fool?" - Chonny
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
You can thank Chonny for that.texascat018 wrote:"Our world, with its rules of causality, has trained us to be miserly with forgiveness. By forgiving them too readily, we can be badly hurt. But if we've learned from a mistake and became better for it, shouldn't we be rewarded for the learning, rather than punished for the mistake?" - braid.
seems to make sense but truly not...
man, you made my day!McFly wrote:"I saw a fat guy walk into a McDonald's the other day. He was ordering a salad and a Diet Coke. And I was like...COME ON, MATE! Who you tryna fool?" - Chonny
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army
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29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.
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57. The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
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86. May not challenge anyone in my chain of command to the “field of honor”.
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103. My commander is not old enough to have fought in the civil war, and I should stop implying that he did.
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155. Teaching Albanian children to taunt other soldiers is not nice.
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174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it’s actually DOD policy).
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201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.
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29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.
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57. The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
...
86. May not challenge anyone in my chain of command to the “field of honor”.
...
103. My commander is not old enough to have fought in the civil war, and I should stop implying that he did.
...
155. Teaching Albanian children to taunt other soldiers is not nice.
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174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it’s actually DOD policy).
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201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
same source as above
79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese.
and this one may inform that one
"I want to be
The king and queen of cheese"-red guy, Cow and Chicken
79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese.
and this one may inform that one
"I want to be
The king and queen of cheese"-red guy, Cow and Chicken
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"An elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant remembered." - Ed, EEnE
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Ed Edd n' Eddy quotes are the best.
*Ed smacking his face repeatedly into the ground* "Look! I'm a woodpecker!" *Smacks face a few more times* "Except with dirt."
*Ed smacking his face repeatedly into the ground* "Look! I'm a woodpecker!" *Smacks face a few more times* "Except with dirt."
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"shoosha... My yeast is rising"
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
You know it!Inali wrote:Ed Edd n' Eddy quotes are the best.
"Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing."
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
That's a good one! Haha!McFly wrote:You know it!Inali wrote:Ed Edd n' Eddy quotes are the best.
"Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing."
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Seek shelter in the womb of bobo!
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Kevin: Is that a giant clam?
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Eddy: WHERE IS EVERYBODY!!
Ed: It is simple Eddy.
The kids entered a wormhole and were spued into an alternate universe.
Ed: It is simple Eddy.
The kids entered a wormhole and were spued into an alternate universe.
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Eddy: "HELP! The staircase is eating me!!!"
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Ed: "I think I just thunk."
Edd: "Ed! The screen door?"
Ed: "Let's watch it."
Edd: "Ed! The screen door?"
Ed: "Let's watch it."
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
RT Podcast #155
Imagine if you could kill yourself with your mind. -Gavin
Gus: Dear brain, I want to die.
Brain: Are you sure?
Gus: Yes.
Brain: Okay. Dying in three seconds.
Gus: You have to think of three things. If you ever think of...
Burnie: Don't do it Gus!
Gus: Orangemonkeyeagle! Oh! I'm dead!
Gavin: No!
Imagine if you could kill yourself with your mind. -Gavin
Gus: Dear brain, I want to die.
Brain: Are you sure?
Gus: Yes.
Brain: Okay. Dying in three seconds.
Gus: You have to think of three things. If you ever think of...
Burnie: Don't do it Gus!
Gus: Orangemonkeyeagle! Oh! I'm dead!
Gavin: No!
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"OW, OW! Six syllable words hurt my head!" -Sheen from Jimmy Neutron
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who don't understand it. - Florence Ambrose from FreeFall.
I'm happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
My future is coming on
Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
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"I think you're missing someone round, who looks like a cheese snack?" - Jack Spicer, Xiaolin Showdown
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"Yah guys, I'll be there in about 45 minuets, I had to turn around though, I forgot my pants."-"Gary"
"You, you forgot your pants?"-Spoony
"Yah, but its okay now, I'm on ma way."-"Gary"
"And for the next 30 minutes the game just, stopped, I mean, just a dead stop as we tried to figure out how you leave your house without any pants. He had his dice and his Thieves World book apparently, but not his pants. Because here's the thing. Its so profoundly stupid, it had to be true. You can't lie and just say 'I forgot my pants' you say something like "I ran out of gas' or 'There was traffic' you just couldn't pull that out of nowhere like that."
Counter Monkeys "The Importance of Wearing Pants" on The Spoony Experiment.
"You, you forgot your pants?"-Spoony
"Yah, but its okay now, I'm on ma way."-"Gary"
"And for the next 30 minutes the game just, stopped, I mean, just a dead stop as we tried to figure out how you leave your house without any pants. He had his dice and his Thieves World book apparently, but not his pants. Because here's the thing. Its so profoundly stupid, it had to be true. You can't lie and just say 'I forgot my pants' you say something like "I ran out of gas' or 'There was traffic' you just couldn't pull that out of nowhere like that."
Counter Monkeys "The Importance of Wearing Pants" on The Spoony Experiment.
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"She don't know me. I'll break her down like a fraction." - Cora, Meet the Browns
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
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