The Vending Machine Game!

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You get Numberwang

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You get dat darre

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You get hit in the face by a dictionary.

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You get a seeing eye frog back

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You get a visit from a psychologist

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You get doctor who

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You get Welsh Halfwit the 5ft Mouse.

I insert your nose.
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You get resistors and transistors

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You get a cupcake.

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You get talented :o

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You get: tsMKG's scarf (Which I just stole, so run!)
I insert: a blank DVD.
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You get a VHS tape of the same film

I insert a reel 2 reel
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you recieve reel
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you discover whatever disturbing things tsMKG is hiding under it.

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You get minerals.

I travel to Soviet Russia and insert a coin in the Vending Machine.
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You get a five year plan

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You get a ticket to enter into the Vending Machine.

I insert a Soviet Russia joke in the Vending Machine.
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You get a badly done Swedish joke

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You get: a wish that actually goes right!
I insert: a pair of flip-flops.
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You get back a sack of money...I dunno...

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You get New Year 2017 :D

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you get through to a fictional Telephone number.

I insdert a jar of Meatball sauce.
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You get a jar of sassy pickles
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In Soviet Russia, the Vending Machine inserts a coin into you!
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I insert everything I've ever posted on this site
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You get covered in gibberish

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You get Bowser

I insert a bottlecap
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You get: an bottle without a cap.
I insert: a star-shaped cookie.
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You get an inedible cookie.

I break the Vending Machine's 4th wall.
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You get: A bunch of shards of broken glass!
I insert: A semi-decent joke.
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You get a semi decent but mostly undefeated clown :?

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You get: A confused King!
I insert: A worried Bailey.
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You get a JUSTIN BAILEY :mrgreen: *gets bricked*

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You get the government to watch you

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you get broken dreams and debt
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You get: A bunch of thank you cards!
I insert: A stuffed elephant.
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is there no way to stalk this machine?! :lol:

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You get those again.

I stalk the Vending Machine.
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it grows eyeballs and they watch you

I refuse to go near it
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Your vet a newr because I don't know what those are :lol:

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