Corrupt a Wish

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:13 am

Granted, but that is all you can eat for the rest of your life.

I wish I could meet MrNeonShot irl

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:16 am

Granted, somebody has a Mojang account as that...

I wish I could meet Leonardo Davinci

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:19 am

Granted, but turns out that Leonardo Da Vinci was Spirit Dragon and he changes you into a caiman for a new game. (Vs Pete Gryphon

)

I wish I had a Saint Seiya outfit

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:10 pm

Granted but it's made out of cardboard.

I wish I had a life.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:13 pm

Well that was a strange wish, Granted you are now alive as a homeless person.

I wish I had. Ore food in the fridge.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:17 pm

(ore food, well played, autocorrect

)
granted, your fridge is filled with delicious food, no water though, so now you have to worry of thirst instead

I wish I had a well-paid job

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:19 pm

Granted, the cop is chasing you for your illegal but well-paid job.

I wish I had a four stories sword.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:24 pm

? Granted, you now have a very, very dull sword that is four stories tall and utterly useless.

I wish I had an airplane.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 3:08 pm

Granted, but the airplane was a lie.

I wish... Um... For a rollercoaster!

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:19 pm

Granted, would you like to borrow my old roller later tycoon game?

I wish I would stop confusing forum games.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:46 pm

Granted. Now forum games confuse you

I wish for a ride in Buster's mech!

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:50 pm

You get the ride but crash into a redwood tree.

I wish this keyboard was a keyboard. And that was no typo.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:54 pm

Granted, now you have a Japanese keyboard.

Fixed previous post, nobody understood what a zoid was so I put mech.

I wish for a jetpack!

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:58 pm

I wish that I wasn't grounded at the moment.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:59 pm

Granted, you're changed places with me while I'm flying the jetpack.

I wish that I was rich as Kenee. (Legally)

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:01 pm

Yeah, do you really want to make that wish, hey look Cerberus has a tax audit for you.

I wish that I could stand Mexican food.

*sorry deleted image 'cause it actually showed someone being hurt, didn't want to risk it*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:04 pm

Granted, but a meteor from nowhere falls on you.

I wish I could fly. (The previous wish was rough, so I edited it.)

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:12 pm

Granted, there's a cliff not far from me.

I wish my I could plug my IPad into a regular USB device and copy data over with ease.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:34 pm

Granted. Also copies malicious magic.

I wish I could use my phone comfortably while its charging.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:49 pm

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Granted. Also copies malicious magic.

?

Magic?

Granted your phone is now comfortable with you using it.

aaaaaawkwaaaard...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:32 pm

Yep, that one was rushed and random.

Since you haven't wished anything, I'll take the previous wish.

Also copies virus to your PC and your PC explodes.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:42 pm

Good luck with the sub hub.

I wish it was 3.0 instead of 1.2 bus.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:43 pm

Oops I forgot the wish.

I wish for a flying gryphon!

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:46 pm

Hey look, theirs Pete and we finally know what he eats.

I wish for pure awesomeness to run threw my veins.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:07 pm

What does he eats? ASCII art?

Wish Granted, you blood is awesome and there's a lot of Vampires around you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Feb 27, 2016 6:17 pm

Granted, no wish, nothing happens.

I wish that wish hadn't gone so corrupt.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Feb 27, 2016 6:18 pm

Wish granted. Umm... A car hits you?

I wish for ice cream!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Feb 27, 2016 6:39 pm

Granted, it is lemon.

I wish for an old B&W television.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Feb 27, 2016 6:45 pm

Wish granted, you have a black and white TV... with a colorful screen

I wish for a flying shark!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Feb 27, 2016 6:47 pm

Granted, but the shark turns out to be a hammerhead wale.

I wish you hadn't just given me a headache from that last post.

Post by **Render** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:17 am

Granted! You received your headache from typing your own post now.
(What's a hammerhead whale? Do you mean a hammerhead shark?)

I wish I had more coffee.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:07 am

Granted, the coffee tastes like peanut butter and jelly mint tea though.*is that really a thing?*

I wish a hammerhead whale was really a thing.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:56 am

Wish granted, it drops over you.

I wish I could pet user avatars.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:00 pm

Granted, but the computer screen feels the same as before.

I wish I didn't have anxiety.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:02 pm

Granted you've my Insomnia, and can barely ever sleep at night with and a hard time coping with it, as it drags you down from doing what you need to.

I wish I could remain sane in my school....

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:06 pm

Granted, but all the school's doors are locked.

I wish I could easily do 600 in MvM4

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:09 pm

Is that a game or something,

Granted, you now are doing well over 6,000 and cannot stop

I wish my mother hadn't added bacon to this omelet.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:11 pm

Silly, its the member vs mods 4

Wish Granted, now is full of rotten tomatoes.

I wish (again) that I could do easily and quickly 600 in members vs mods 4.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Feb 28, 2016 12:17 pm

Granted, but you need to create twelve accounts all to different emails, and pretend to be different people who all type one second after the other.

I wish I hadn't said that...

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:48 pm

Granted, but your wish creates a paradox, destroying the universe.

I wish for a near exact copy of the universe I just destroyed by granting Person's wish