Corrupt a wish!

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:54 pm

So be it, but now you attract all kind of bacteria.

I wish I could touch a rainbow.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:57 pm

(I meant computer viruses)
You touch it by sliding your hand through it. It is just liquid in that air anyways.

I wish my computer never dusted up.

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:06 pm

It never will dust up, but it will melt soon.

I wish I had a pet

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:07 pm

You do, you now have me, the crazy cooki tig :3 (There's nothing good with that, I promise)

I wish I uhm...had better self confidence!x3

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:12 pm

You lose your energetic and become a boring person with high hopes.

I wish I knew how to work with computers better than I do now.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:15 pm

Granted! You now know 1 HTML part of coding!

I wish I had a crown!

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:17 pm

You do. Its a Burger King crown.

I wish my pet could do tricks :/

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:19 pm

But I can, look! *nibbles on a cooki* *gets fat* w-woops...

I wish I could stop being so silly! <.< :3

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:27 pm

But now you are more boring then ever. D:

I wish Sweden was more famous.

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:49 pm

Now several countries will invade Sweden.

I wish that the majority of the internet stops thinking I´m Nazi as soon as I say I´m german.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:03 pm

Granted! Since only trolls do that anyway, you won't notice much of differance.

I wish I could have a cup of tea with some crumpets! Pip pip, tally ho!

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:10 pm

Granted, but the tea is cold, and a kind you don´t like. The crumpets are there too, but they taste like nothing.

I wish I could write something creative when I WANT instead of when I can´t write it down.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:14 pm

(I like all cups of tea

)

Granted! You're unemployed and can'd find a job! That or your school breaks and you live without education!

I wish the new Halo would be up quicker!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:22 pm

They had no time to check and fix bugs.

I wish my computer won't be permanently damaged from those times it overheated.

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:33 pm

Granted, because now it doesn´t ever overheat again. It freezes instead.

I wish I could talk normally to people I like/respect/look up to.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:35 pm

Granted! Those people still ignore you unless you'e a friend, or a friend of a friend!

I wish cheese always tasted nice!

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:38 pm

Cheese always tastes nice, but its poisonous to eat now

I wish I was a little taller.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:53 pm

You raise to 9 feet high. You can not fit in any rooms unless you stay hunched and get back pain.

I wish you will overlook that fact that I ignored little.

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:56 pm

I´ll ignore the little, but won´t understand your corruption because I don´t exactly know how much 9 ft is

I wish your avatar wasn´t staring directly into my soul.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:59 pm

Granted! You only 1mm taller! No differance can be seen!

I wish I could stop time!

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:01 pm

granted, now you cant move

wish I am more ninja like

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:01 pm

Granted. Great, now you can´t let it go on, you stopped it and everybody is frozen.

I wish I could understand in which way your corruption was related to my last wish :/

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:11 pm

You now know, and you find that Aaron is 10 minutes slow. You need to go fix him.

I wish that I won't fall so behind due to my slow reading thinking and typing.

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:13 pm

You don´t fall behind so, but even more than him o.o

I wish to understand what cats answer if I talk to them. Yes, they do answer. Meow.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:18 pm

He has still not learned the human language. It was just jibberish.

I wish everyone did not solve all the animal talking wishes with them being mean.

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:20 pm

Granted. The real corruption of this wish is that they all speak welsh now, so nobody understands them.

I wish to find friends faster.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:22 pm

granted.... you will save 5 sec per friend

wish everyone would use the metric system

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:24 pm

@ Medli: They all live next to you but start bugging you endless. Sorta like poperatzi.
@ Jakkal: America is now full of confusion and dis-order.

I wish people did not treat those who are paid to call houses so badly. I bet they hate their jobs already. Not their faults.

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:26 pm

Now ppl start stalking the poor people who get paid for calling. Thats worse ._.

I wish that my eyebrows had the same color as my hair.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:28 pm

Granted... purple

wish for warmer nights... not just 12° on an august evening

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:30 pm

Granted, now the nights are at least 30°.

I wish I had a use for my cold immunity.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:31 pm

granted, tomorrow you go onto a flight to siberia... ahh siberia

wish I have some more grey tea here

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:32 pm

Granted. Ew. Eeeeew! You get grey, furry tea. The kind that is alive because it stood outside for weeks.

I wish that the squirrel wishes next.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:34 pm

granted... right after me! HAAA

wish for flints wish

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:35 pm

Curse you, Zelda! Curse you, Jakkal! erm...Link..Dunno.

I wish for magic in the world :3

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:36 pm

granted... now evil powers will rule over the world... because their spells use more special effects...

wish for longer years

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:38 pm

Every leap year you get 366 days. nothing changed.

I wish I was not such a trouble starter. Always accidental and misinterpreted.

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:39 pm

Now you are boring.

I wish it was mild weather.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:39 pm

granted... now you are all boring and unnoticed (you confused Medli, right?)

wish for the true meaning of Medlis name

edit: arrrrg curse you! curse you!

zwei doofe und schon wieder ein Gedanke!

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:43 pm

@Flint Granted. You're not. You didn't start trouble. You joined in after others started. After that you were worried and had a right to ask. All your responces have been logical and, seeing as how everthing has been resolved, fair.

(I'm not making a mockery of anyone with these colours. It's just to show they're from my heart.)

Granted. It means pie. Wikipeadia. Woo!

I wish I'd taken the hardships.