Corrupt a wish!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:25 pm

granted! you now have the ability to pretend that you are a guitar.

i wish i had a sledge hammer. ^^

devils · Post by **devils** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:29 pm

granted but the head falls off and crushes your foot

i wish it would stop raining

Slippery-Q · Post by **Slippery-Q** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:50 pm

Okay, but it's now snowing for 2 weeks long.

I wish... apple cider was in my drinking glass.

devils · Post by **devils** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:55 pm

granted, but from now on you will only drink apple cider forever!!!

i wish i had an accent

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:17 pm

You get a US accent.

I wish I could find my camera's charger.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:24 pm

You find it, but lose your camera.
I wish I could get into a relationship.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:28 pm

you do, but its with your mom.

I wish chicken could rain from the sky, but not harm anyone.

Slippery-Q · Post by **Slippery-Q** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:29 pm

Fine, it won't harm anyone, but it destroys buildings and cars.

I wish the next wisher's wish came true.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:30 pm

it does, but look at what he wishes for:

I wish slippery-q would die.

devils · Post by **devils** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:48 pm

he does, but you go to jail for murder

i wish pigs really could fly

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:45 pm

Wish granted. Pigs can fly. They all decide to land on you, however.

I wish I could see in all directions at once!

devils · Post by **devils** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:56 pm

granted, but you can no longer focus your attention on anything

i wish i could fly

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:57 pm

devils wrote:granted, but you can no longer focus your attention on anything

i wish i could fly

you can, but only in a airplane. (you saw that comeing)

I wish that pie wouldn't not fly to the under-tow man sausage!

devils · Post by **devils** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:04 pm

Zander wrote: I wish that pie wouldn't not fly to the under-tow man sausage!

granted but it's so weird that it doesn't really affect anything

i wish i could have understood zander's wish

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:06 pm

You do, but now your brain is mush.

I wish lol.

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:09 pm

Granted. Someone, somewhere is lolling... It just has nothing to do with you in the least.

I wish for the success and happiness of the next person to post in this thread.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:11 pm

Wish granted.

Prial by som si, že by ste mohli pochopiť priania.

devils · Post by **devils** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:12 pm

granted i think, but uh...yeah about that, no one understood it

i wish someone would finally have their wish granted and have nothing bad happen

Jersey · Post by **Jersey** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:23 pm

Wish granted, but it happened somewhere far away from you and you missed it.

I wish laugh tracks didn't exist.

devils · Post by **devils** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:24 pm

granted but then every single sitcom ever created was destroyed

i wish rap never exsisted

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:26 pm

wish granted, but now lady gaga and justin Bieber are taking over.

i wish that this was corrupted.

devils · Post by **devils** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:28 pm

granted, but that causes a paradox because granting it makes it corrupt but in order for the wish to be corrupted it has to be granted

i wish i could think of a wish

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:30 pm

Wish granted, but you wish that you never wished for anything O_o

i wish rap never existed, and only good music existed.

devils · Post by **devils** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:38 pm

granted, but now it's impossible to get tickets to anything because everyone wants to go

i wish more people listened to progressive music

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:39 pm

wish granted, but you didn't specify, so now everyone has to listen to that annoying elevator music type stuff on those progressive commercials.

I wish jobs could live like mama luigi

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:30 pm

Jobs now live, but mama Luigi don't no more!

I wish I knew who Mama Luigi was.

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:00 pm

You meet Mama Luigi. Except PINGAS do a barrelroll your face mah boi all toasters toast toast YES! YES! YES! Tyrannosaurus Allen Vulcanicity schlep NO you must die Impa. Youtube is where the poop is.

I wish someone would get that joke.

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:06 pm

Wish granted, but that person died immediately after recognizing it due to an overload of Mario and Zelda CD-i, and YouTube poop references.

I wish for a dish of Swedish fish.

dynaslash · Post by **dynaslash** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:14 pm

Granted but they're cat flavored

I wish Peanut would wear a dress in the next arc focusing on him cause it'd be funny

devils · Post by **devils** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:01 pm

granted but he then becomes the laughing stock of the neighborhood

i wish the humidity would finally break

dynaslash · Post by **dynaslash** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:03 pm

Granted, it gathers over your head and breaks, soaking you to the bone.

I wish my kitten's markings were even more awesome.

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:11 pm

They are, but the markings corrupt your kittens and they will devour your soul eventually.

I wish I was at Live on earth... (jason mraz geek I KNOW)

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:16 pm

Granted! You are alive on Earth!

I wish puns weren't the lowest form of wit...

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:28 pm

Granted. But the even lower form of wit than puns is unknown and no-one will ever discover or name it.
I wish I'd stop smoking.

Slippery-Q · Post by **Slippery-Q** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:31 pm

Okay, but now you're addicted to chewing tobacco.

I wish I had a new acoustic guitar.

devils · Post by **devils** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:33 pm

granted but you can't play it

i wish my ipod wasn't broken

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:37 pm

Granted, but it is still severely damaged and works once every blue moon.

I wish for another sequel to Sly Cooper (That is not racing) =3

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:38 pm

Granted, but it's out of power and no charger will work with it!

I wish I could have an idea that involved naked welshman on unicycles!

Slippery-Q · Post by **Slippery-Q** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:39 pm

Okay, but you lose the idea 5 seconds after.

I wish my middle name was "Speedoodlybobble".

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:42 pm

It is, but everyone will laugh at you. (Not laugh with you)

I wish for the same thing I stated above in my last post.