Out Of Context Quotes

[Legotron123]

Did she say her plant was killed in 9/11?

[Chieris]

"Football is like chess, only without the dice"

[Legotron123]

"Some people consume souls to gain power, I consume cleaning product."

[NHWestoN]

"What do I do to keep thieves from stealing my car and then bringing it back?"

[Legotron123]

"Thank god the taxi man is immune to mind control, that's super helpful for us."

[Chieris]

"Oi! You criming us? When we just crimed you? No, no crime-backs!"
(This line lives rent-free in my head)

[Legotron123]

I could not imagine that the same game I started playing because I saw a naked Colonel Sanders suplexing his son would be one of the only things to make me cry and emotionally destroy me.

[NHWestoN]

Continental drift is not a life style.

[Legotron123]

"Which brings us back to the entire point of this video: 'Muppet Tragedy'."

[NHWestoN]

Economic projections exist to give astrology more credibility.

[Harry Johnathan]

I'll see you in another life... when we're both cats.

[Legotron123]

“That choir is singing backwards, I think we’re screwed.”

[NHWestoN]

"Tht's the way the cookie hydroplanes."

[TyVulpintaur]

"Let's just keep this brain-melting stuff to ourselves, okay?"

[Legotron123]

"Alright, I'm going to take this time to uh, feed my cat another Diet Coke."

[Legotron123]

into this DS cart he poured all his hatred and malice

[Chieris]

Excuse me Comrade Virág, but this is the verdict

[NHWestoN]

If you're gonna wear clothing cut from cacti, make sure you don't wear them inside out.

[Legotron123]

I have successfully pspsps’ed a demigod.

[Chieris]

You keep the TicTacs, I'll keep the tactics, got it?

[NHWestoN]

If your philosophy is "At first you don't succeed, try again", I recommend you not attempt skydiving.

[Chieris]

He never met my brother, how does he know he's an idiot?

[Legotron123]

You can't convince me that the difference between alligators and crocodiles in this universe is that one swims in freshwater and the other has bills to pay.

[NHWestoN]

"Fire a heavy round of ripe limes. That should shatter their parapets!"

[Legotron123]

"Texas has been partially consumed by the cybertech future btw. It's fine though the garlic's still there"

[NHWestoN]

"So maybe there are vegetarian sharks but using a pumpkin as a floatation device is just not going to ward them off."

[Legotron123]

"There's no natural predator for Ron Perlman."

[NHWestoN]

"Whatever you think, don't never ... unless you will." Either Ray Stevens or Lao Tzu. Take your pick.

[snowykat]

"you must give fear to him to respect him"

[Legotron123]

"No one will be spared, no one will be safe! You will all become Gamers!!"

[NHWestoN]

"All it take for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing. Unless the bad people have chocolate, then the situation's really grim."

[Legotron123]

"I'm being guilt tripped by public television."

[NHWestoN]

Aaaaand that's why God invented "Next Time."

[Chieris]

Speed and power solve many things

[Legotron123]

How can I hire Tardigrades to act as a mercenary force to hunt down diseases that enter my body?

[Legotron123]

Everyone empty their bladder right now, cause I am going to kill The Reaper.

[Legotron123]

You can never trust anyone who dresses like they have to cure the black plague at 3 but throw a fancy ball at 3:30.