2021/04/16 - Cut You A Deal
2021/04/16 - Cut You A Deal
[2021/04/16 - Cut You A Deal]
Title Text: yes he did pronounce the k, that's what generic foreign accent people do right
The greatest evil of all; annoying vendors.
Title Text: yes he did pronounce the k, that's what generic foreign accent people do right
The greatest evil of all; annoying vendors.
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Re: 2021/04/16 - Cut You A Deal
Liking the pun game from NegaBreel
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Obviously our Keene didn’t hear
when they were told who they would find;
Breel might fall for that simple trick
but Keene must be out of his mind!
Twirl that moustache, oh evil Breel
in the disguise of a top spy;
raided, perhaps from Rocks’ dress box?
It makes you look quite the sleek guy.
Nothing in this world says ‘hello’
quite like a knife in the front door
although, with this pair, I wonder
if they’ll think it was there before...
when they were told who they would find;
Breel might fall for that simple trick
but Keene must be out of his mind!
Twirl that moustache, oh evil Breel
in the disguise of a top spy;
raided, perhaps from Rocks’ dress box?
It makes you look quite the sleek guy.
Nothing in this world says ‘hello’
quite like a knife in the front door
although, with this pair, I wonder
if they’ll think it was there before...
Last edited by Welsh Halfwit on Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:54 am, edited 1 time in total.
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At this point, I'm just going to assume that all of Negabreel's attempts to get Breel are just going to follow the same pattern of Sylvester trying to get Tweety, or Wily Coyote trying to get the Roadrunner.
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Housepets! has now fully embraced black comedy.
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Re: 2021/04/16 - Cut You A Deal
that khniving little weasel!
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So...did NegaBreel conjure the hat the coat and the mustache? Or did he just find them on the ground? I'm not un-convince that NegaBreel is a being made up of bad ideas.
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Smooth thinking Keene, really dodged a knife with that one.
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I thought "wasn't encountering a purple animal a big red flag"? But then I remembered Grape.
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I can tell someone's heard/seen the MLM pitch for Cutco and how they're supposedly better than everyone else's knives (which is why they have to pyramid scheme sell them, you know, instead of at every store everywhere)... XD
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Aw, poor Breel. He missed the demonstration ... or did the demonstration miss him? I'll let somebody else make the mandatory pun about "not getting the point".
Nice moustache, there, Neggie ... very mature and villainous. Dishonest John would love it.
Nice moustache, there, Neggie ... very mature and villainous. Dishonest John would love it.
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NegaBreel kind of looks liek Inspector Clouseau in an odd way.
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Subtlety, thy name is...
...
Whatever the demon's official name ends up being.
...
Whatever the demon's official name ends up being.
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You got it halfway right Keene. Now you need to think "Wait, what is he doing selling knives in the middle of a demonic invasion."
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Nice save, althought not sure if that would have been the expected reaction from Keene.
I mean, they know only 'magic' or cursed creatures/celestials and demons are around, so it would be safe to think anybody you don't know is a potential threat and thus not trustworthy. Keene should just move Breel out and have its attention be focused on what this new somebody is up to.
An argument could be made of Keene trying to hide his suspicion so evil Breel does not realise its been found out, that would be nice.
What I think its important and interesting now is what will kitsune do. He suposedly can see anything that they see right? then he has already seen the demon Breel
I mean, they know only 'magic' or cursed creatures/celestials and demons are around, so it would be safe to think anybody you don't know is a potential threat and thus not trustworthy. Keene should just move Breel out and have its attention be focused on what this new somebody is up to.
An argument could be made of Keene trying to hide his suspicion so evil Breel does not realise its been found out, that would be nice.
What I think its important and interesting now is what will kitsune do. He suposedly can see anything that they see right? then he has already seen the demon Breel
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Quick thinking, Keene.
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Who knew a demonic apocalypse could be so hilarious?
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I get the feeling that Negabreel is eventually going to catch Breel. Otherwise this whole ark would be pointless. And when he does, I just hope it's not super horrifying like him being stabbed to death. Even though he is immortal. My guess is he'll end up trapping Breel in a tiny Pokeball like thing or something.
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Sarah was afraid, so she lied and said, “I did not laugh.” But [The LORD] said, “Yes, you did laugh.” - Genesis 18:15 (NIV).
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Eheh, not the best plan for NegaBreel to get Breel. He wants to directly kill him, though... Good that there's Keene to protect you, naive Breel, indeed. Any door-by-door seller should just get lost when they come at your door. They're friendly because have to sell you the product, that's it. Now NegaBreel will need to find another way, and I'd like to see what's going on with Tarot and the others.
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After this encounter and seeing the knife come through the door, I am hoping that Breel won't be happen to see or greet any salespeople anymore.
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More like Clouseau but that is probably because of the handlebar mustache.
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...and the accent.
Next comes the berm!
Next comes the berm!
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:)
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It might be like that episode of "Soap" where Burt finds a knife stuck in a door and just nonchalantly uses it as a second door handle.Welsh Halfwit wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:09 am Obviously our Keene didn’t hear
when they were told who they would find;
Breel might fall for that simple trick
but Keene must be out of his mind!
Twirl that moustache, oh evil Breel
in the disguise of a top spy;
raided, perhaps from Rocks’ dress box?
It makes you look quite the sleek guy.
Nothing in this world says ‘hello’
quite like a knife in the front door
although, with this pair, I wonder
if they’ll think it was there before...
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You actually heard of that weird and quirky soap opera? I thought I was the only one who did even though I never watched it.
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Same here ... that was decades ago.Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:29 pm You actually heard of that weird and quirky soap opera? I thought I was the only one who did even though I never watched it.
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I only heard of it because I was looking at soap operas online and I saw that and thought it was a joke. Nope, its real.
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But it was, also, a joke. 'Soap' was a spoof.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8laJD6yZS8wAmazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:29 pm You actually heard of that weird and quirky soap opera? I thought I was the only one who did even though I never watched it.
Here's a clip..Burt Campbell is a construction worker who has a story arc of being kidnapped by aliens,here he's escaped the spaceship and confronts the alien cloned to take over his life.
Anyway...back to the comic.....
I wonder if Nega pronounced it "demon-stration" It would seem that Heaven and/or Rick considers puns the devil's workshop.
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So why is Negabreel shorter than Breel?
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Being from the high place makes you feel ten feet tall. Being from Pandemonium crushes you...
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That right there I have to say is the correct answer.
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The Cutco talk tends to be a bore,
So Negabreel sticks a knife through the door,
But let's get real here, fam:
Breel should know that that company's a scam.
Breel's incredibly naive,
So Keene asks the alter to leave,
The marten needs to use his brain,
'Cause that's sharp metal stuck through oak grain.
So Negabreel sticks a knife through the door,
But let's get real here, fam:
Breel should know that that company's a scam.
Breel's incredibly naive,
So Keene asks the alter to leave,
The marten needs to use his brain,
'Cause that's sharp metal stuck through oak grain.
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I hope after this Keene somehow manages to get Breel to more informed to stuff like this because Keene won't be able to save him all of the time.