Corrupt a Wish
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Granted, however you seem to have been transported into a world where possession of strawberry jam is a felony.
I wish for a functional hose.
I wish for a functional hose.
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“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted. It is precisely one inch in length. It's also got a weird foreign-design end bit and you can't find a fitting adapter anywhere.
I wish for a laser of doom.
I wish for a laser of doom.
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Granted, unfortunately, it only dooms people named Wilma Ovalhead who live in Cheyenne, Wyoming.
I wish for a state quarter.
I wish for a state quarter.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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congrats, you now own a quarter of a state. Everyone in the quarter dislikes you and the taxes you have to pay are outrageous.
I wish for a pizza.
I wish for a pizza.
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Granted, but you’ve just found that eating pizza causes you to vomit uncontrollably for three hours.
I wish for a spare phone charger.
I wish for a spare phone charger.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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granted. but it's not for the kind of phone you have.
I wish for a new comfy chair.
I wish for a new comfy chair.
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Granted, it’s so comfy you are unable to get out of it.
I wish for a softer mattress.
I wish for a softer mattress.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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its the softest mattress you've ever had. so soft, when you get on it, you instantly sink to the frame because the mattress is so soft.
I wish I could breakdance.
I wish I could breakdance.
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Granted, you can breakdance so well that everyone asks you to do it and you soon get sick of doing it, but they continue to ask.
I wish my laundry room was on the same floor as my bedroom.
I wish my laundry room was on the same floor as my bedroom.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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your bed is now in your laundry room. It couldn't be any more convenient than that.
I wish I was a genius like Mr. Fantastic
I wish I was a genius like Mr. Fantastic
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Granted, you are a genius, because you are a genius however, every time you make a mistake people act like it is some big deal and you never hear the end of it.
I wish my chair didn’t get so hot from the sun.
I wish my chair didn’t get so hot from the sun.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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your chair will never feel hot again because it's made of ice now! ever lasting ice. . .that sweats . .. but never melts.
I wish for a can of compressed air.
I wish for a can of compressed air.
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Granted, unfortunately this air makes everything smell like ham.
I wish for more stylish glasses.
I wish for more stylish glasses.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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granted. Theyre super stylish and super high fashion. However, they're so high fashion that everyday people don't get it and think you're a jerk. . . if you're ever in paris though!
I wish for a new alarm clock
I wish for a new alarm clock
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Granted, the alarm is extremely loud bugle rendition of Cowtown Races and you can’t turn it off unless you hop backwards in a circle while reciting The Tyger by Willam Blake.
I wish for less bicycles in my garage .
I wish for less bicycles in my garage .
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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your garage how now become an infinite void. you will never have too little space. But be careful. it's easy to get lost in there. . .
I wash I had a robocop
I wash I had a robocop
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Granted, however the robocop goes rogue and everyone blames you for its actions.
I wish for a set of new sheets.
I wish for a set of new sheets.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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you have a brand new pair of sentient sheets. They actively go out of the way to never fit what kind of bed you have.
I wish for a new trash can
I wish for a new trash can
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Granted, the trash can us a size of a thimble, but it is new.
I wish for a new coffeemaker.
I wish for a new coffeemaker.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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The coffee makes is amazing. only the most delicious coffee comes from it. Sadly, its so good that its addictive. you now can no longer go five minutes without brewing a cup.
I wish for a sandboard.
I wish for a sandboard.
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Granted. But it's course and rough and irritating.
I wish for a sunny day.
I wish for a sunny day.
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Granted, but it is so sunny it causes sunburn, ouch!
I wish for a nearby donut shop.
I wish for a nearby donut shop.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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The donut shop is in your garage. Its always busy and loud as heck.
I wish for a poster of a housepets character
I wish for a poster of a housepets character
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Granted, you get a picture of a neighbor cat or dog, drawn as a stick figure.
I wish for a comfy couch.
I wish for a comfy couch.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You were granted THE big, comfy couch. you become a clown and you're obligated to teach kids things every day at about 11 am.
I wish for a jello cup
I wish for a jello cup
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^Hm. Still better than retail.
Granted, you have a Jell-O cup, unfortunately every utensil has mysteriously vanished so you have to eat it with your hands.
I wish to catch a non dangerous fish .
Granted, you have a Jell-O cup, unfortunately every utensil has mysteriously vanished so you have to eat it with your hands.
I wish to catch a non dangerous fish .
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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congratulations. you hooked a whale shark. Its big, clunky, and cant be of any use to you. In fact, it seems a bit angry.
I wish i could star in a movie.
I wish i could star in a movie.
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Congratulations, you’ve been cast as the star of Birdemic 3.
I wish for quality microwave popcorn.
I wish for quality microwave popcorn.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Congrats. you have how the most quality microwave popcorn. Sadly, it's just one kernal. Enjoy.
I wish for a plane ticket to London.
I wish for a plane ticket to London.
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Granted, sadly the ticket is for a flight on Pan-Am.
I wish for a jar of peanuts.
I wish for a jar of peanuts.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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you get a jar of stickers that feature everyones favorite dog Peanut butter Sandwich. Don't eat them. They're non-toxic but will hurt your tummy.
I wish for a spider-man themed bed spread.
I wish for a spider-man themed bed spread.
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Granted, sadly the bedspread only fits hamster beds.
I wish for a new box fan.
I wish for a new box fan.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted, although the box is the size of a ring box. It works great though. does exactly what it should!
I wish for night vision goggles.
I wish for night vision goggles.
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Granted, but they only work on August 13th in Duluth, Minnesota.
I wish for a pocket watch.
I wish for a pocket watch.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted. But the clock face counts only one second.
I wish for a pair of contact lenses that never need to be replaced.
I wish for a pair of contact lenses that never need to be replaced.
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Granted but they only work if your name is Denny Krupa, and you live in Kingston, Jamaica and work as a freelance architect who specializes in clown museums.
I wish for new curtains.
I wish for new curtains.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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you have some brand new curtain woven from the thinnest material known to man. They don't do anything but they look nice!
I wish for a new piece of art
I wish for a new piece of art
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Granted, you get a random kindergartener’s doodle.
I wish for French fries.
I wish for French fries.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You are now the proud owner of Mcdonalds fries that have been aged for about twenty years.
I wish strawberry oreos existed.
I wish strawberry oreos existed.
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Granted, they exist but cost $55,000 a package and have a three year waiting list. Also you’re deathly allergic to strawberries (Maybe I should’ve led off with that.)
I wish for a decent gumbo recipe.
I wish for a decent gumbo recipe.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller