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THE AVENGE-NERDS
Issue #1
Prologue - The Invincible Iron Fox
Cheeseburger Granger wasted no time getting his suit on. Cheeseburger said, "HARVEY, pull up the quickest route to Bryan's Warehouse." HARVEY replied, "Will you be taking the freeway, sir?" Cheeseburger said, "Very funny, HARVEY. Come on, we've gotta blow that illegal ammo dump before all that ammunition is used to rain fire on some poor, helpless civilians."
Iron Fox took to the skies. In no time, he landed in from of the warehouse with a loud CLANG. The door was open a bit, so he walked inside. Of course, the arms dealers were expecting him to. Immediately, there was the sound of much gunfire. Hundreds of rounds, clips, and magazines from every type of firearm imaginable were unloaded onto the metallic vulpine.
After the dust settled, Iron Fox brushed his shoulder off. Half-jokingly, Iron Fox said, "Is that all?" Just then, he heard a loud WOOSH coming from the behind him.
"What the-"
BOOOOOM
The fox of steel was thrown forward to the other side of the warehouse. He landed in a pile of crates. He got up to see the gang leader holding an RPG-7. The titanium fox said to the gang leader, "Very clever. Too bad I know what's in these crates!" Iron Fox then shot flames from his hands. The flamethrowers ignited the crates full of gunpowder and ammunition. The gang leader yelled, "No!" The warehouse was going up in flames...
The gang leader asked desperately, "...Who are you?!" The metallic intruder said, "I... am Iron Fox." Iron Fox crashed through the roof of the warehouse as the whole building exploded.(Without damaging its surroundings, thankfully.). A Wilhelm scream could be heard from below.
Iron Fox quipped, "Directed by Michael Bay."
Unbeknownst to Iron Fox but beknownst to us, a single gang member survived the blast. His name was Ian Dekker. As he climbed from the wreckage, he said, "I will have my revenge..."
What kind of trick is Ian going to pull? You'll have to wait for the next issue to find out!(Sorry...)
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A red fox named Carl Granger flipped through the finished comic book, somewhat satisfied.. "Well, it's better than nothing..." He said.
Carl ("Cheeseburger" as his friends call him, or just "Cheese" for short) was celebrating his birthday today. He had opened a new drawing set, and some video games. But what he was really excited for was playing with his friends. There was Joey, the anime fanboy, who ALWAYS played as a wizard. There was Squeak, Joey's friend. Compared to the other four, she was new to DnD, but she was catching on very fast. There was Lester, who was slightly antagonistic and believed it was a sin to watch anime in English. And then there was Dallas...
Cheese blushed at the thought of Dallas...
Cheese and Dallas were huge fans of Star Trek. But Dallas was a bigger fan - he even had a toy phaser and a Star Trek tag on his collar.
But to Cheese, Dallas was more than a fellow Trekkie... he was cute, and Cheese loved him. He wanted to go out on a date with that adorable dalmatian. But... he didn't know how to explain this. Did Dallas feel the same way? Would he reject him?
Cheese's thoughts were interrupted by the sound of a doorbell.
Mrs. Granger, Cheeseburger's mom, said, "Cheese! Your friend is here!" Cheese perked up and ran downstairs with his comic. He opened the door to find Dallas on the other side with a gift-wrapped box. "Dallas!" the domesticated fox exclaimed. The fox gave the dog a big hug. Dallas said, "Happy Birthday Cheeseburger! I got you something!" Dallas handed Cheese the box. "Open it." Cheeseburger opened the box and smiled as he pulled out a replica of a Type II Phaser. Dallas, whose tail was wagging, said "Since we're both such huge Star Trek fans, I thought we both ought to have phasers!" "Thank you Dallas! You're the best!" replied Cheese. "I hope he knows I mean it." the fox thought to himself. Dallas said, "The others are already setting up at Joey's doghouse. Ready to go?" Cheese said, "Sure." He turned back toward his house and yelled, "Moooom, I'm going over to Joey's place!" Mrs. Granger replied, "Okay, be careful!" "I will!"
So Cheese and Dallas set off on the walk to Joey's house. They were both really excited about the day ahead of them.
Dallas thought to himself, "Should I tell him I love him today?" He blushed, and tried to keep his vulpine crush from seeing it.