The Vending Machine Game!
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a Waffle House breakfast special and a couple of horse race tips from the guy you sat beside at the counter. (Gosh, the stuff they pack into this machine!)
In goes a Brontosaurus (okay, okay, I know, it's an Apatosaurus - sheesh!).
In goes a Brontosaurus (okay, okay, I know, it's an Apatosaurus - sheesh!).
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you get fred flintstone
i insert twitter's main server. don't worry, i'm sure nobody will miss it.
i insert twitter's main server. don't worry, i'm sure nobody will miss it.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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you get a very angry phoenix.
i insert Hugh Jackman
i insert Hugh Jackman
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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A cross between a and a
I insert PBG (Peanut Butter Gamer)
I insert PBG (Peanut Butter Gamer)
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Out comes Peanut Butter Sandwich.
Drop in a python.
Drop in a python.
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You get Monty Python And The Holy Graill The documentary of king Arthur's life. Jk, It's just a silly movie
I insert Pokéfarm Q
I insert Pokéfarm Q
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get Avenue Q.
In goes a Harley-Davidson chopper.
In goes a Harley-Davidson chopper.
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out comes a mud covered slightly deranged looking Arnold Schwarzenegger.
in goes a facehugger egg.
in goes a facehugger egg.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Out goes a head crab
I insert Mickey Mouse Club House
I insert Mickey Mouse Club House
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get a Cease and Desist notice courtesy of the house of mouse.
i insert a bag of doritos
i insert a bag of doritos
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get the bag back - empty.
Drop in a pair of swimming trunks.
Drop in a pair of swimming trunks.
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In return you get only a swim shirt
I insert a rooster at dawn
I insert a rooster at dawn
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you get one of those chattering plastic teeth things
i insert a rose, a creeper costume, and a bear suit
i insert a rose, a creeper costume, and a bear suit
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get Barney Bear doing a minuet to the Woody Woodpecker theme.
We pour in a barrel of Hawaiian poi.
We pour in a barrel of Hawaiian poi.
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You get Hawaiian Punch
I insert Scott Sterling, a kingdom hearts 2 creeper, and every single episode of the Veggietales Larry Boy cartoon.
I insert Scott Sterling, a kingdom hearts 2 creeper, and every single episode of the Veggietales Larry Boy cartoon.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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you get scott pilgrim making a salad.
i insert an empty chip bag
i insert an empty chip bag
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a full bag of chips and a note saying you owe the machine a dollar
I insert a gently used silk glove
I insert a gently used silk glove
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You get several hundred clippings from the "Mis. Manner's etiquette column.
In go four boxes of Cheez-its.
In go four boxes of Cheez-its.
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You get "so much cheese we may just run out of cheese"
I insert a copious amount of notes
I insert a copious amount of notes
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you get wallpapered with off-brand post-its
I insert Hawkfang's next post
I insert Hawkfang's next post
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Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get NOTHING
I insert Yuri Lowenthal
I insert Yuri Lowenthal
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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you get world peas (no that's not a typo)
i retroactively insert your post.
i retroactively insert your post.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get every single book you will ever want, but only in 1337
I inset the profanity filter filtering out the first name of an actor.
I inset the profanity filter filtering out the first name of an actor.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get a bag of circus peanuts and a water bed.
In goes a box of Honey Nut Cheerios.
In goes a box of Honey Nut Cheerios.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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you get a box of Froot Loops
I insert a 4 pound bag of pretzel m&ms
I insert a 4 pound bag of pretzel m&ms
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You get a case of bottled water and a slightly used couch.
I insert a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses.
I insert a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a ban-ray. The world cowers in fear.
I insert one of those springy door stops that makes a weird noise when you pull em back
I insert one of those springy door stops that makes a weird noise when you pull em back
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You get a slinky
I insert a skull
I insert a skull
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You get a DVD of a community theater staging of Hamlet and a bowler hat.
I insert a bottle of diet soda.
I insert a bottle of diet soda.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a case of the hiccups with an aftertaste vaguely resembling Naugahyde.
So, we'll drop in a porcupine.
So, we'll drop in a porcupine.
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Out comes a can of peaches in heavy syrup and a bottle of wine.
In goes a case of motor oil.
In goes a case of motor oil.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Out comes a pile of pistons and an oil pan.
In goes a stack of Captain Video DVDs.
In goes a stack of Captain Video DVDs.
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Out comes cap- "FALCON PUNCH!"
*koff* *koff* him.
*stuffs the idiot back in*
*koff* *koff* him.
*stuffs the idiot back in*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get F-Zero.
I insert Nopunintendo (A bunch of game related (mostly Nintendo related) jokes by Terminal Montage)
I insert Nopunintendo (A bunch of game related (mostly Nintendo related) jokes by Terminal Montage)
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Out comes an N64.
In goes Homer Simpson.
In goes Homer Simpson.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Out comes a box of donuts and a six-pack of Duff beer.
In goes a box of green tea.
In goes a box of green tea.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Out comes a Japanese Tea ceremony kit.
In goes a Star Trek badge.
In goes a Star Trek badge.
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out comes Terrok Nor/Deep Space Nine.
i... can't actually get to the vending machine to put something in, there's a kilometer wide space station in the way.
i... can't actually get to the vending machine to put something in, there's a kilometer wide space station in the way.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Don't worry about it, the Prophets send their blessings anyways.
I insert one Raktajino.
I insert one Raktajino.