The Vending Machine Game!
- Welsh Halfwit
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You either get a Brit calling you a wuss (if it's American Mustard) or an American with their mouth on fire (if it's English)
I insert a bottle of Shower Gel.
I insert a bottle of Shower Gel.
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You get an Aperture Science Edgeless Safety Cube, and a set of ten Aperature Science Automated Turrets...
Who have conveniently been arranged in a 10-pin formation on the other side of the room and don't seem to have any ammo...
I insert a wallet made of lasers
Who have conveniently been arranged in a 10-pin formation on the other side of the room and don't seem to have any ammo...
I insert a wallet made of lasers
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get Fallout New Vegas.
I insert ten origami cranes.
I insert ten origami cranes.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a komatsu elevator vehicle.
Hmm, okay, let's try a Lionel steam train.
Hmm, okay, let's try a Lionel steam train.
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You get an angry silver lynel.
I insert the Minecart Magnesis Flying Machine
I insert the Minecart Magnesis Flying Machine
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Render
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You get an Angel Ring.
I insert a stack of cobblestone.
I insert a stack of cobblestone.
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You get some stone bricks (you should build a castle!w)
I insert a pack of cookies
I insert a pack of cookies
Allons-y
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You get back an empty wrapper and an I.O.U.
I insert some legos and a severed foot.
I insert some legos and a severed foot.
As I gaze upon the stars, I realize how much I will miss this world.
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
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...and out slithers a bare-foot centipede with multicolored toenails. Ulp!
In go three old snow tires and a gas cap lock.
In go three old snow tires and a gas cap lock.
- Bandit1990
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You get a winterized trike with no gas.
I insert a selection of 3rd Ed D&D books.
I insert a selection of 3rd Ed D&D books.
Check out Lightning Dogs on the Nerdyshow Podcast Network
It's an in-development animated series following a team of Anthro-Dogs trapped in the Wastelands of a ruined Earth.
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you get a set of well-used pathfinder character sheets.
I insert a tacky lamp
I insert a tacky lamp
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get an extremely shrunken abandoned parking lot.
I insert a soiled checker board.
I insert a soiled checker board.
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You get a Frankenstein style creature made out of a checkerboard patern of forum user bits harvested from the attack thread.
I insert SINISTAR.
I insert SINISTAR.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Out comes a bedraggled Elton John singing "Pin-Ball Wizard" slightly off-key.
Insert a wheelbarrow loaded with cactus plants.
Insert a wheelbarrow loaded with cactus plants.
- Zack_the_husky
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You get the wheels, the thorns, and a note that reads 'Ow'.
*Inserts a theoretical solution to world peace*
*Inserts a theoretical solution to world peace*
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You get a theoretical Nobel Prize.
I insert a handful of cherries.
I insert a handful of cherries.
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You get a Jubilee !! Hooray !!
So I'm pumping in some three day old lemonade from a failed street corner enterprise.
So I'm pumping in some three day old lemonade from a failed street corner enterprise.
- Bandit1990
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Check out Lightning Dogs on the Nerdyshow Podcast Network
It's an in-development animated series following a team of Anthro-Dogs trapped in the Wastelands of a ruined Earth.
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You get Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends.
So let's jam a tug boat in there and see what comes out.
So let's jam a tug boat in there and see what comes out.
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You get an anchor and two cable length of anchor chain.
I insert an empty lighter.
I insert an empty lighter.
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You get a hundred doused cigar butts.
Let's try a couple of old tractor tires...
Let's try a couple of old tractor tires...
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You get tractor bubblegum
I insert the Monster Reborn card into the vending machine.
I insert the Monster Reborn card into the vending machine.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
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Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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You get an infantile monster...
Dropping in a sack of clam shells...
Dropping in a sack of clam shells...
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You get a sack of Shell Oil.
I introduce in the Vending Machine the pearls I have stolen from the clam shells of the above user.
I introduce in the Vending Machine the pearls I have stolen from the clam shells of the above user.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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You get Pearl Jam.
Hmmm, alright, let's push in a whole bushel bag of horseshoes.
Hmmm, alright, let's push in a whole bushel bag of horseshoes.
- Legotron123
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Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You get an Energem case with a bomb in it.
I insert a spatula
I insert a spatula
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get flipped out.
I pump in a tanker-load of Cream Soda.
I pump in a tanker-load of Cream Soda.
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It explodes and now there's cream everywhere.
I put the remaining pieces of the exploded Vending Machine™ in one made out of cream soda.
I put the remaining pieces of the exploded Vending Machine™ in one made out of cream soda.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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The cream soda drains away to reveal a perfect normal vending machine.
I put an Omnitrix in the machine.
I put an Omnitrix in the machine.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You get an astonishing series of DNA transformations along with a splitting headache...
Alright, here goes a concrete block. Umphhh! (I'm not very good at this!)
Alright, here goes a concrete block. Umphhh! (I'm not very good at this!)
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it spits the block back out on top of you, however it comes out looking polished and has "writer's block" chiseled into it's side now
i insert monty python.
i insert monty python.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get General Montgomery encircled by a number of admiring and patriotic boa constructors.
I insert a pile of used roof shingles (no more bricks!).
I insert a pile of used roof shingles (no more bricks!).
- Legotron123
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You get a bad rash.
I insert a Switch.
I insert a Switch.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
—
You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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The Vending Machine switches OFF.
I force open the turned OFF Vending Machine with a crowbar and insert a destructible wooden crate in it.
I force open the turned OFF Vending Machine with a crowbar and insert a destructible wooden crate in it.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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You get a crate-r.
Let's pour in a quart of WD-40.
Let's pour in a quart of WD-40.
- Buster
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get "Spatula Clark", warbling her favorite culinary hits... Don'cha love the "oldies"?
So let's see what we get for a BMW front bumper...
So let's see what we get for a BMW front bumper...