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- Legotron123
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“I am interested in hearing more about this religion where God is a giant gestalt robot.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"I don't think much of a man's religion if his dog and cat ain't the better for it." A. Lincoln, Housepets fan.
- Buster
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“I’m being controlled by a magical butterfly,” she reminds them. “Frankly, it’s a miracle that my motives make as much sense as they do.”
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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There is a tide which, taken at its height, just smashes the sweet everlovin' outta everything....!
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I don't know, I'm Jose Conseco.
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A rolling stone gathers mo mentum.
- Legotron123
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“Mullet power, ACTIVATE!!!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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The deeper in the woods you go, the more nuts you find.
- Legotron123
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"Ninjas understand quantum mechanics far better than people realize. That was a controversial part of my dissertation."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over."
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Things to do:
1.Lay an egg.
2.Get a chicken suit.
3.Be a bunny.
4.Go find a nest to sit on! >:D
1.Lay an egg.
2.Get a chicken suit.
3.Be a bunny.
4.Go find a nest to sit on! >:D
- Legotron123
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“And you need to do it before you enter the next stage of sleep deprivation, which is transformation into Jeff Goldblum!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"Flying fish board their luggage last.
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“Great, maybe someday you’ll act like a person instead of a jar of condiments.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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As of March, armadilloes can no longer be substituted for bowling balls even if prior written agreement has been obtained.
- Legotron123
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“Okay, so enough of the big scary monsters and the whole ‘world in peril’ nonsense, let’s get back to that exciting teenage angst.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- Buster
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"You will fear my laser-face!"
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Hlaoroo
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"Who doesn't want a little fillet of slime-head?"
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Somewhere over the rainbow is severe air pollution.
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"I'm referring to the six-story-tall fireballs like that one, right there! Now, could that happen to me in the kitchen or something?"
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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“Have you tried smacking the thing with a key? That tends to work guys.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- Hlaoroo
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What are carrots but orange snakes?
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“To be fair… he has a point. Who wouldn’t want a giant fish person shouting positive things at them?”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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The pinochle game pretty much stopped when Captain Hook's turn to deal came.
- Legotron123
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"Throw puppies at a problem and the problem may not disappear, but who cares? There will be puppies!"
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- Buster
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*gunshots and sirens*
"How do you accidentally rob a bank?!"
"I don't know! It happened so fast!"
"How do you accidentally rob a bank?!"
"I don't know! It happened so fast!"
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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“It’s a trap! She used the child safety locks! But we are neither children, nor safe!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- Legotron123
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It’s been long enough for Double posting to be okay, so that’s what I’m doing.
“Can we make the Red Ranger look like the Hulk? Probably not, but we’re going to try!”
“Can we make the Red Ranger look like the Hulk? Probably not, but we’re going to try!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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If double-posting survives, then the door is thrown open for the menace of combat muskrats.
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Toei has been like a dad, pushing Saban on a Power Rangers bike with training wheels, then the wheels came off and Disney hopped on the bike, rode it to NZ and crashed it in a slow-mo kalishsplosion, Saban picked up the parts and tried to ride it again but it doesn’t ride the same. Bandai America gave it a bad paint job and missing details. Hasbro comes along in an Optimus Prime truck and says “come aboard...”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- Buster
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could the person who left their legs at security... please... not do that anymore its creepy.
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Unfortunately due to circumstances beyond our control, the rapture apears to be happening... We expect there to be delays of up to 20 minutes.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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“HE'S CODING. GET ME A BOX OF KITTENS, STAT!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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During the infant and adolescent stages, the American wolverines reaches the alter of its capability to master the trombone.
- Legotron123
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“Yes, it was realized that prepubescent girls are a large untapped energy preserve that can be used to combat entropy.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"THE NEWEST GAME IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE FRANCHISES! METAL GEAR! I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR FAR TOO LONG NOW! I hope Konami can do Kojima proud now that he's not making these games anymore. Can't wait to play it!"
16 minutes later...
"Everything Kojima did, he did for the games. He sacrificed his characters and his gameplay for his Metal Gear. He was a real hero. He was a true...Game Director!"
you've got a way to fall...
16 minutes later...
"Everything Kojima did, he did for the games. He sacrificed his characters and his gameplay for his Metal Gear. He was a real hero. He was a true...Game Director!"
you've got a way to fall...
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"Dude, i found a Swarf!"
"Swarf?"
"Whoops, typo."
"No, dude ~ where did you find it?"
"Huh?"
"I like those little blue dudes."
"That's a Smurf."
"Eh?"
"I'm talking about the chubby bearded dudes that drink beer all day."
"... now i'm suddenly thinking of a bunch of smurfs with beards and drinks beer all day."
"Swarf?"
"Whoops, typo."
"No, dude ~ where did you find it?"
"Huh?"
"I like those little blue dudes."
"That's a Smurf."
"Eh?"
"I'm talking about the chubby bearded dudes that drink beer all day."
"... now i'm suddenly thinking of a bunch of smurfs with beards and drinks beer all day."
3 words - Liquid Metal Fur
- Legotron123
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“I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT AN INTIMIDATING NUMBER OF ORPHANS. I SETTLED ON FIVE.“
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- Hlaoroo
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"There is a distinct possibility that we might not blow anything up. But if we do, then it shall be done in the most discrete possible style."
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"I also accidentally discovered the inner chipmunk sanctum. No mortal should gaze upon this for too long."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Sea slugs can be repelled by cranberry juice or puns.