2016/12/30 - Cricket Noises
2016/12/30 - Cricket Noises
[2016/12/30 Cricket Noises ]
Title Text: you're not a dodge car are you
He only vishes to vash and vipe your vindows!
Title Text: you're not a dodge car are you
He only vishes to vash and vipe your vindows!
Re: 2016/12/30 - Cricket Noises
It's Cathy's cousin Charlie.
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it's perfectly fair cause he gets to beat the other mods to it tooXane wrote:"I'm here to vash and vipe your vindows!"
Dangit, not fair if a mod gets the joke first!
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Is ... Is that a cricket bat ? Cool
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Just be glad I know better than to post the pictures from those books.RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:it's perfectly fair cause he gets to beat the other mods to it tooXane wrote:"I'm here to vash and vipe your vindows!"
Dangit, not fair if a mod gets the joke first!
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Something’s here, something new,
Something slithery with blood so blue.
Slicing the snow, cutting through,
What is a trapped ‘Roo to do?
Grasp for a weapon of any sort,
Get one that shows your national sport -
Save for the game on the tennis court -
And prepare to defend your home fort.
Prepare to defend against something hyper
A special hero or a slippery sniper.
The time has come to pay the piper
It’s now time to face… The Viper.
Something slithery with blood so blue.
Slicing the snow, cutting through,
What is a trapped ‘Roo to do?
Grasp for a weapon of any sort,
Get one that shows your national sport -
Save for the game on the tennis court -
And prepare to defend your home fort.
Prepare to defend against something hyper
A special hero or a slippery sniper.
The time has come to pay the piper
It’s now time to face… The Viper.
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Oh my goodness. RANDY ORTON IS ABOUT TO ATTACK ROOSEVELT AND TEDDY!
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"RKO outta nowhere" indeed.Iceheart wrote:Oh my goodness. RANDY ORTON IS ABOUT TO ATTACK ROOSEVELT AND TEDDY!
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Good pull. This viper has the best speaking font!HellishK9 wrote:This snake?
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If we really would see Randy Orton in Housepets...oh man that would be a dream come trueD-Rock wrote:"RKO outta nowhere" indeed.Iceheart wrote:Oh my goodness. RANDY ORTON IS ABOUT TO ATTACK ROOSEVELT AND TEDDY!
Aside from that, I really wonder who could this be. Could this be a new character?
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God dang, that's about the first shaggy dog story I can remember hearing, at summer camp, in like 1969 or something.Xane wrote:"I'm here to vash and vipe your vindows!"
Dangit, not fair if a mod gets the joke first!
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"Do I look like the kind of guy that would do something like that to a kid like you?"
You look like a snake!
"Yesssssssssssssssssss!"
What? What the *-?!
Mod Edit: Don't hint at swears. Completely obliterate them.
You look like a snake!
"Yesssssssssssssssssss!"
What? What the *-?!
Mod Edit: Don't hint at swears. Completely obliterate them.
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..Are they about to beat the crap outta the 'Viper' with a Cricket bat?!
Jeez, that's a bit overkill when it can't even get in..
also, I know the twist to this because I've heard the "Viper" story before.
Jeez, that's a bit overkill when it can't even get in..
also, I know the twist to this because I've heard the "Viper" story before.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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Still about 12 years old inside. Butts! Ha ha ha!Xane wrote:Showing your age there, Mr. Weasel!
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You're a living Dime bar. Wrinkly on the outside, smooth on the inside.Argent wrote:Still about 12 years old inside. Butts! Ha ha ha!Xane wrote:Showing your age there, Mr. Weasel!
And, guys? Get your other weapons.
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Oh my... What's happening now? It's a viper, but not the reptile? That's confusing. Well, let's see who's speaking, despite sounds so sinister...
Eheh, nice pun in the alt-text, but a Dodge Viper would do an awesome V10 roaring sound, instead of talk.
Eheh, nice pun in the alt-text, but a Dodge Viper would do an awesome V10 roaring sound, instead of talk.
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Really? This old joke? Really?
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Or could it be the helicopter AH-1 Viper? *too far man, too far*Cesco wrote:Oh my... What's happening now? It's a viper, but not the reptile? That's confusing. Well, let's see who's speaking, despite sounds so sinister...
Eheh, nice pun in the alt-text, but a Dodge Viper would do an awesome V10 roaring sound, instead of talk.
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You too!
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Re: 2016/12/30 - Cricket Noises
That's pretty funny. I love the use of a cricket bat!
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