Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
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Banned for being from a show that has somewhat sideways ethics. (how many buildings have been wrecked because you guys wouldn't just call the megazord and step on the monster right after they first showed up? Rita/Zed can't enlarge a FLATTENED CORPSE.)
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
Banned for not remembering the part of the theme song that says "they only use their weapons for defense." Plus, whenever they do go that route, it usually doesn't end well.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
Banned for believing arbitrary plot mechanics are an adequate excuse for not being proactive.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
Banned for assuming Rita and Zedd couldn't revive a flattened corpse. They've accomplished more than that.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- Buster
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
banned because wrong pokemon generation. get with the times!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
Banned for not tolerating my love and worship for the coolest Pokemon ever.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Not A Furry
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Banned for asking for tolerance while banning people
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Banned for having a hat.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
banned for not having a hat.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?

https://discord.gg/2Kwwv Housepets Discord link repaired!

https://discord.gg/2Kwwv Housepets Discord link repaired!
Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
Banned for banning people without hats, while you don't have a hat yourself.

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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
Banned for causing allergic reactions.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Banned for not swearing.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Not A Furry
Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
I actually think I'm gonna be banned for that sometime...
Banned for being blue
Banned for being blue
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Banned for being in Roman occupied Spain
Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
Banned for peeking in my window, ya freak!
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Banned for putting a window in your giant robot. Seriously, any villain with line-of-sight teleportation could easily take advantage of that.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Not A Furry
Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
banned for posting in the forums
also alyx, hispanorum imperium means spanish empire <.< you're off by about a thousand years
also alyx, hispanorum imperium means spanish empire <.< you're off by about a thousand years
Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
Banned for misuse of Latin
Why use Latin for the name when they'd use Spanish making the location Imperio español?
Why use Latin for the name when they'd use Spanish making the location Imperio español?
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Not A Furry
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Banned for not using a cult language
It wasn't called spanish empire either way as it wasn't really an empire, but still Hispanorum Imperator sounds way cooler than Spanish Emperor
It wasn't called spanish empire either way as it wasn't really an empire, but still Hispanorum Imperator sounds way cooler than Spanish Emperor
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Banned for existing.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
Banned for not being Burt Gummer but still using Burt Gummer as an avatar.
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Banned for having more than five colors in your avatar.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Banned for posting in this thread.
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Banned for not being a furry.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Not A Furry
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Banned for having a reason to ban 99.9999% of the world's population
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Banned for not assuming that's it's our duty as the furry master race to assimilate and convert those who are inferior, and uplift them to enlightenment.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Not A Furry
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Banned for having a scary profile pic
Anda, que si todos fueran furros la humanidad estaba condenada a la extinción por asteroide celestial...
Anda, que si todos fueran furros la humanidad estaba condenada a la extinción por asteroide celestial...
- Buster
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
banned for no longer having a name that expresses anti-soy-product sentiment
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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- Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon
Banned for liking a movie with a crappy Direct-To-DVD sequel.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?


