Attack the above poster

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:49 pm

I become invisible with a Mann Co. Brand invisiwatch and backstab you with a butterfly knife ("I never really was on your side!")

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:22 pm

I infect the K9 having never actual left the "digi" world shooting lasers at the pug & ruining the facy hat forcing you to change your name to melthat

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:37 pm

I zero-bit the hardware you're currently inhabiting.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:40 pm

I toss a paint bomb at you making you an ugly clown and making everyone laugh at you

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:05 pm

(So... you made someone with a DC themed avatar into a clown... Oh dear...

)

I shoot at you with a gun that produces a "Bang!" flag...

"Just joking!"

Which is quite sharp and fires surprisingly far.

"oops, No i wasn't."

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 2:34 pm

Oh! That's nice because now you will feel the sunshine

*grabs flag from wound and stabs it into Buster*

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 3:52 pm

Death by joy buzzer

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 11:33 pm

I use the Grim Reaper's scythe to cut off your head.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Sep 15, 2016 9:29 pm

I jump into the room and maliciously spontaneously punch you in the face multiple times

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 10:22 pm

I paint you green.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:35 am

I turn you into a mice and stomp on you.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:28 pm

I introduce you to Mr.Trench Club and give you a good trench whacking. (AKA, violently beating you over the head)

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:58 pm

EverWatchedScanners? You'dBeAmaszedHowMuchDamageInvasiveReadingCanDo.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 6:49 pm

I run over you with a lawnmower.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:30 pm

I again introduce you to Mr. Trench Club, only now Mr. Trench Club has four nails hammered into him for extra damage.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:19 pm

I feed you Mr. Trench Club. Bet you're regretting adding those nails now.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:59 am

I club your head in with a femur bone! (I SWEAR I JUST FOUND IT)

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 7:17 am

I jump out of nowhere from a 10 foot drop and slam Mr.Trench club against your head, then take my bone back! (I was going to figure out a way to break that thing open without getting bone shards everywhere!)

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:16 pm

I snap a random bone I found and stab both you and Mr. Trench club with it. (WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BONES HERE?!)

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:19 pm

Want more? I left a dynamite near you both. Now there will be bones flying everywhere

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:21 pm

You forgot to light the fuse. I light it then throw the dynamite at you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:21 pm

I throw it back at you!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:23 pm

I kick it back at you. Then it finally explodes.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:26 pm

There was too much oil in your place so you explode too.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:29 pm

I tuck and roll, leaving me mostly unharmed. I then strangle you with a legwarmer.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:32 pm

I come charging in on a horse and slash you with a cavalry sabre. (Huzzah!)

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:49 am

I...I...
I punch you in the face.
(I couldn't think of anything!)

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:05 am

I hug you so tight that you explode.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:07 am

I gouge your eyes out!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:13 am

And a flood comes from where my eyes were previously.

You get drown.

Pyrrhic_fox · Post by **Pyrrhic_fox** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:44 am

lawnmower... nuff said

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:34 pm

I take control of a soda machine, and rocket multiple sodas at your head!

Post by **Render** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 11:15 am

I throw ice cubes at your head.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:12 pm

I call 911!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:48 pm

I club your head in with an old cell phone from the eighties before they can arrive.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:01 pm

When they arrive, they run over you with a car!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:06 pm

I roll by in a tank and harass the cops you called till i'm up to ★★★★★★. You all get caught in the crossfire.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:27 pm

I call the Ajax Mouse Exterminator.

*knock knock*

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:31 pm

I crush you with a giant pizza

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:00 pm

I bake you and four other users into a pizza! then run off to wreak havoc on the local town. (i get the feeling only rocky is going to get this...)