Last poster wins.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:52 pm

i push you off that same cliff and grab the win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:55 pm

My head bites your leg and you fall too. Then I grab the WIN with my head.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:59 pm

...which is still stuck to me, so it technically counts as MY win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:00 pm

The win explodes and everything retcons.

I win by retconning the game.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:50 pm

I win by re-entering the game, fully refreshed and restored.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:40 am

You stole my eternal win

*takes win from Czuky's hands*

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 5:16 pm

*takes win back from the angry tsMKG and runs*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 6:55 pm

*throws a bomb at Czukay and it explodes*

*retrieves win*

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 7:50 pm

*recovers and tracks you down to steal the win back, using a rocket launcher from a perch in a tall building*

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:52 pm

The building however was an elaborate trap involving copious amounts of cottage cheese. delaying you long enough that i can steal the win from your cheese-covered soggy and pinned form.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:23 pm

With a remote control, I make the armor so still that you can't move. Then I take the win from your hands.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 7:20 pm

I may not be able to move but i can still eye-laser things! I melt the win, now nobody wins! BWAHAHAHA!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:18 pm

I drink the molten WIN

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:33 pm

The molten win melts through you and I pick it up after it cools off, getting on a motorcycle and riding off into the sunset, victorious.

Post by **Render** » Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:12 am

I make Roadrunner chase you and get the win back to me.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:26 am

I slapped a Property of tsMKG sticker on the WIN so now is mine

Post by **Render** » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:17 am

Too bad your sticker doesn't stick well to the win, so it fall off and I keep the win.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:50 am

But low and behold, a stranger appears below behind you, grabbing the win for himself! *muahahahaha!*

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:54 am

Unbeknownst to the stranger, a person was creeping up behind him with a baseball bat, and before he could realize it, he was knocked out and the win was taken from him.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:59 am

But alas, the sweet nectar of victory was not so easily taken, for the stranger had attached a copper wire to the win. He sent an electric current, frying the 'new' winner. Tales reacquires what was rightfully his off of the ground.

Edit: This is like the cartoon electrocution, aside from some black fur, you'll be perfectly allright

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 2:18 pm

A giant glowing hand plucks the win from your grasp before returning it back where it was originally taken from.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 3:16 pm

Wait, so you steal it, then give it back? In that case I hold my win tightly, and curl around it.
EDIT: Unless you mean THE ORIGINAL owner. In which case, I just grab it from that *apparent* corpse.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:28 pm

I grab Tales so I'm grabbing the win therefore making me the winner.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:04 pm

But I was coated in oil, so I slipped away from his grasp easily.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:06 pm

Therefore the win slipped away too, silly fox

I grab it with a special glove.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:09 pm

After rinsing off, I tackle TsMKG, and while he is distracted, I grab the win with my tail. Tale's tail.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:10 pm

...which slips and falls off a cliff because it still had oil in it.

Then I grab from my bag another copy of the WIN making me a winner.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:11 pm

(after racing to the bottom of the cliff) I dry off the ORIGINAL win, which as soon as I acquire it, sends a beam of utter destruction to your win, which is erased from existence.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:13 pm

I grab the beam and pull it, dragging you to where I am.

Then I K.O. you and steal the WIN successfully.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:16 pm

When I awaken, (assuming you ran away), I conspire with the dolphins, telling them that if they help me track down the win, I would give them fish. I find you in Babylon gardens, and I knock you on the head with grape's broom. I take the WIN, and use it's WIN powers to give the dolphins enough fish to prevent them from plotting world domination for at least a year.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Aug 22, 2016 6:03 am

Well, now you're just trying to stop them when in the first place you conspired with them

So I'll have to take your win as a punishment because of your hypocrisy.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Mon Aug 22, 2016 10:16 am

This was an alternate dimension! How was I supposed to know their telepathy stretches across the dimensional planes? I take back the win, so as to weaponize it against the dolphins. I must right my wrong!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Aug 22, 2016 10:42 am

You'll have your WIN when you fix the problem!

*takes WIN from Tales*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Aug 22, 2016 12:38 pm

I tie a rubber cord to you that snaps you back to the nearest cliff face. I take the win. And, possibly, your disembodied head...

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 5:21 pm

We are the win. Lower your firewalls and surrender your forums. We will add your nerdy and geeky distinctiveness to our own. Your memes will adapt to entertain us. Resistance is futile.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 5:24 pm

I use adaptive shielding and phasers to blow up your ships and everything. I take the win from your collective's remains.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 5:51 pm

We are the win. Lower your firewalls and surrender your forums. We will add your nerdy and geeky distinctiveness to our own. Your memes will adapt to entertain us. Resistance is futile.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:01 pm

Shoot's the 'win' with a modulating photon torpedo. The corrupt win is destroyed. Upon it's destruction, a NON-sentient non-ai win appears in front of me. I take it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:18 pm

*absorbs Tales and reiterates previous statement*

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:45 pm

I send in a counter hacker organization to overthrow the previous hacks, therefore I win.