Last poster wins.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:32 am

*Steps on the circle and crushes it into the ground on way to victory.* Oh, sorry.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:10 pm

*crawls out from behind the circle debris* Winners don't apologise. Thus, I win.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:16 pm

Winners also don't have their legs chained to massive anvils so I win.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:42 pm

Winners, are never permanent, therefore I win.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:55 pm

Winners never stop at milliners so I win again.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:34 pm

Winners don't have necks therefore I win.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:58 pm

The Game.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:56 am

*turns off hearing aid*

Whaaaat?

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:20 am

I said that I've won.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:34 am

You won but now I win!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:02 pm

You, my good friend, shall never win!

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:15 pm

you too!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:40 pm

Why I need to believe that?

By not believing in that, I win.

Post by **Render** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 1:56 pm

I've more posts than you, so I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:23 pm

I ate you so I win.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 1:55 pm

I win by making you explode, using the power of grenades!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:41 am

I HAVE RETURNED.

well, mostly...

don't mind me...

*Yoink*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 10:29 am

I'm going to school so I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Jul 06, 2016 11:39 am

Busters back so I win! Also hi

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:08 pm

Hi, loser. I'm the winner!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:13 pm

I steal your scarf, and when I put it on, it makes me the winner!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 8:23 am

I steal your eyes and put them on me, making me the winner!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 3:57 pm

While bumbling around, blind as a bat, I bump into you, causing you to fall in a pit. Since you are gone, I become the winner.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 4:33 pm

Only that you pushed me into the WINNING pit

Post by **Render** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 7:17 am

I fill the winning pit with gravel, sit down on it, and win.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:24 am

Still bumbling around in blindness, I somehow find you and punch you hard enough to knock you out, leaving me as the winner.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:49 am

Hey! You offended a mod! As a punishment I'll take your win.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:25 pm

And you're still buried under gravel, so I keep my win!

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:29 pm

I waltz in, use a cane as a golf club and punt you away and thus Winning.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 10:42 am

After digging out of the gravel, I buy the expensive WIN from the pug. Now I'm the winner.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 6:28 am

I send the Spanish Inquisition to steal the win form you because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 6:47 pm

Ironically, the Spanish Inquisition actually used to give 30 days notice before they arrived at a town…

So I run with my WIN.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:36 pm

"Need a distraction? why not Zoidberg?"

(quietly sneaks away with the win...)

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:14 am

I cook up Zoidburg like he's a giant lobster, then eat him, thereby absorbing the power of winning!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 10:53 am

What is that big red button?

*presses*

*Zoidberg explodes*

Whoa! The WIN is flying, I'll catch it!

*runs to catch the WIN*

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:50 pm

i grab your ears causing your head to remain in place while the rest of you runs off with the win.

Now i have a cuddly soft thing. therefore i win.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 9:58 am

I pull off your head and switch it with tsMKG's head. While you're distracted trying to right things, I run off with the win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 9:16 pm

You ran off like a coward, therefore I win.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:13 pm

I shoot an air cannon at your head, causing it to fly away, and for me to win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:40 pm

My remaining body bumps blindly into you, causing you to fall from a cliff and therefore making me win.