Attack the above poster

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Tue May 10, 2016 6:23 am

weaves through the tel polws to the top

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 10, 2016 6:54 am

*they continue to multiply forcing you back to the bottom again*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 10, 2016 2:44 pm

At SANIC speeds, I go to your location and knee you in the face.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 10, 2016 2:51 pm

you cannot move as the telephone poles block your way, and your view. They also now cover the earth so you can't find anything anymore. even using a GPS.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 10, 2016 2:59 pm

At SANIC speeds I can go through anything. Searching you at those speeds, I arrive instantly at your location.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 10, 2016 3:03 pm

my location travels so fast that it is no longer tangible to you

also, a telephone pole falls on your head.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 10, 2016 3:06 pm

I hit the telephone so HARD that it destroys all the telephones poles.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 10, 2016 3:10 pm

they come back at you and continue to multiply until there's no where for you to go, meanwhile since I am going so fast I am unaffected.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 10, 2016 3:12 pm

I cast a spell that teleports you to my location. Now we meet again

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 10, 2016 3:13 pm

uh...I'm already at your location, just nothing can touch min because I am moving so fast across the universe and back again.

I toss a super fast candy wrapper at you which smacks you in the face.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 10, 2016 3:17 pm

I hit you in the face with my hand

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 10, 2016 3:18 pm

it goes through me, since you cannot touch me. I throw yet another candy wrapper.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue May 10, 2016 3:19 pm

I use a ray to disperse your molecules

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 10, 2016 3:20 pm

I steal your armor

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Tue May 10, 2016 3:27 pm

tosses a laxitive poison on you three

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 10, 2016 3:29 pm

*dodges ray and laxatives* *spits metal shards out at everyone else*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 10, 2016 3:33 pm

I have Welsh's armor

I throw hackle's fires at you.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Tue May 10, 2016 3:37 pm

have & wearing are two different words, is unharmed as metal curve away

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 10, 2016 3:38 pm

Well, I'm wearing it too

I throw Miral's car at you.

Miral · Post by **Miral** » Tue May 10, 2016 3:49 pm

gets out of the car rapidly*
why u did this?

i scratch tsMKG

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 10, 2016 4:15 pm

I grab you by the tail with my snout.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Tue May 10, 2016 4:39 pm

bashes heads in with the car

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 10, 2016 7:32 pm

I shoot a laserbeam at you using my eye-wear.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Tue May 10, 2016 10:03 pm

hits the laserbeam into space like a baseball player, mirals car trashed

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue May 10, 2016 11:15 pm

Moves the money to repair the car from your account to Mirals.

Then makes a major 'bank error' into your account and makes sure the fraud department finds out so you're imprisoned for fraud. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Wed May 11, 2016 12:04 am

Has no bank account therefore they track it back to you where the punishment you set unto me is now onto you plus a 400 dollar fee for trying to frame me

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed May 11, 2016 12:09 am

*Shakes your handpaw as it's nice to meet you*

Then steals your money from its' hiding place and pays all the fines with it.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 11, 2016 7:08 am

*burns all of the money from hand, bank accounts or elsewhere*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 11, 2016 8:43 am

I unplug your battery from you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 11, 2016 9:24 am

Haha! My battery cannot be unplug in such a manner *bites your paw*

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Wed May 11, 2016 3:46 pm

money wasnt on me or is impossible to destroy welsh in prison 400 dollars in my metahorical pocket

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 11, 2016 6:07 pm

I stomp you with Welsh's stolen armor.

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Wed May 11, 2016 11:08 pm

since you have zero idea to work it, you fall over at first kick as I recartwheel away

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu May 12, 2016 7:56 am

How does someone on four legs do a cartwheel?

I attack you with logical questions!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu May 12, 2016 9:09 am

I attack you with a Playstation Game Disc!

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu May 12, 2016 11:02 am

*eats PlayStation disc*

I attack you with your own face!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu May 12, 2016 11:04 am

I steal your neck!

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu May 12, 2016 11:15 am

I stare into your eyes with an angry face and it deletes your soul.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu May 12, 2016 11:58 am

I steal your soul

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu May 12, 2016 11:58 am

I don't have a soul