Last poster wins.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:56 am

Why you both are arguing when I have the win in my arms?

Wolf of Trades · Post by **Wolf of Trades** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:56 am

i lose by winning

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:57 am

I take all available wins in the room...I win *leaves room*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:00 am

I win because I logged out accidentally.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:03 am

I win by entering your brain and logging you back in.

Wolf of Trades · Post by **Wolf of Trades** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:04 am

i forgot to eat breakfast this morning so i dont feel like im winning right now

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:13 am

Do you want me to show you the joys and sorrows thread?

Wolf of trades wins by not eating breakfast and earning our sympathy

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:16 am

I win by... [next poster must complete the sentence]

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:18 am

Letting UNP have the win and only keeping a small portion of the win by which is worthless therefore UNP technically has won and not me tsMKG. You're welcome.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 3:55 pm

Therefore making tsMKG call the police and have them arrest UNP. After that, tsMKG gets the full win...

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 27, 2016 7:12 am

tsMKG looses the court trial and the win goes to the opposing party which is also UNP causing UNP to win once again

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 9:57 am

Therefore later finding the corruption and having arrest UNP again. After that tsMKG wins again.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 27, 2016 10:01 am

I'm bailed out by the Chinese communist party causing me to win.

Wolf of Trades · Post by **Wolf of Trades** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 10:03 am

the pencil sharpener breaks before i am actually able to sharpen my pencil, and i accidentially win

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 27, 2016 10:09 am

I broke the pencil sharpener, so I win.

Wolf of Trades · Post by **Wolf of Trades** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 10:35 am

the pencil sharpener never worked in the first place, i win

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 27, 2016 10:43 am

I told him to buy a new one so I win

Wolf of Trades · Post by **Wolf of Trades** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 10:44 am

i get straight MEMEd to hECK and am unable to recover, therefore i win

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 27, 2016 10:57 am

Your unconscious so we take your win and award it to UNP so I win

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 11:04 am

He said heck!

Therefore I win

Wolf of Trades · Post by **Wolf of Trades** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 11:09 am

aw freaking shoot aw darn looks like i won kiddos

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 27, 2016 11:24 am

I win by inserting you into the vending machine.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:07 pm

The win is sleepy so I will take him to my bed.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:18 pm

I refuse to let the win sleep so I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:38 pm

I still take him to my bed so... I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:24 pm

I take the win from bed wake him up and run away with him causing me to win in the proccess.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:48 pm

*police siren plays, anticipating my win*

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:44 am

I go on the run from the police taking the win with me.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:56 am

In the proccess I steal the win from you causing me to win

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:11 am

That was a decoy! Hee hee. The real one was in my pocket and I run far away with the win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:12 am

I hire the Amish mafia and they steal the win for me!

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:20 am

Too bad they want it and start to argue. I take the win while you're all distracted.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:23 am

We forget our arguments and steal the win anyways, I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:53 am

I shoot you both with my win ray and now you both are wins.

I pick up you both and the other win.

Now I have three wins!

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:57 am

Since we're wins, we win more so then you!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:01 am

But I have three wins, so...

Also you all are mine now *puts collar on yours*

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:03 am

I am already wearing a collar, so I win four times as much as you do!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:05 am

*grabs lose ray*
*shoot at you both*
*kicks out you both*

Now you both lose and I still keep my only win.

Urocyon · Post by **Urocyon** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:16 pm

I bite, therefore I am...oh, I mean, WIN!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:50 pm

I kick you out too. I'm the only winner!