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tsMKG
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by tsMKG » Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:34 pm
Well, with Keene dead (or not), I think that's the right time to unleash this forum game.
The rule is simple: post wacky reasons that Keene could have died for
(It won't be cannon obviously
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I'll start:
Keene was beat up to death by the Bionic Granny when he was leaving his mansion.
Post yours!
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Douglas Collier
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by Douglas Collier » Thu Apr 14, 2016 3:50 pm
Does it have to be Keene? I feel like this game will die by the end of the current arc.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
tsMKG
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by tsMKG » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:04 pm
We can change to "He" at the end of the arc. (Or any character if you want)
Keene jumped in the pool. The pool still had unswimmable jello.
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TwoManyTwos
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by TwoManyTwos » Sun May 01, 2016 11:19 pm
Keene slipped and fell into a bucket of deadly slugs.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
AnimeNerd88
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by AnimeNerd88 » Fri May 13, 2016 11:34 am
Keene tried to drink away his troubles, then thought, "Why not go for a drive?" Surprisingly, rather than hitting a tree or something, the car was crushed by a giant robot that escaped Japan.
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Hlaoroo
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by Hlaoroo » Sun May 22, 2016 11:47 am
I have to share this here. It's an awesome and relevant ad from Australia.
Keene could have done any one of those things.
But more likely he was told that his money had run out as a joke and he had a heart attack.
HellishK9
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by HellishK9 » Sat May 28, 2016 9:12 pm
His siblings betrayed him.
Buster
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by Buster » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:09 am
Terminal icecream headache from binge-eating
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No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
NHWestoN
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by NHWestoN » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:13 am
The mama's curse transformed Keene into a camel and he died at the hoof of Thomas fighting for the affections of Sophie.
MX682XM
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by MX682XM » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:37 pm
The show Flip that Den upgraded it's tools to battery powered tools. Karishad forgot to put them off and one of them hit Keene while he was asleep.
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CanzetYote
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by CanzetYote » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:13 pm
Keene read this thread and fainted, thus causing his death.
NHWestoN
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by NHWestoN » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:12 pm
Crushed under a falling Tarot.