2015/10/28 - Bulk Catsup

[Furryface18]

OK. Looks like the collars are coming off. Priceless.
Only now Grape looks naked.

[IdleCurator]

Back in those days brawn beat brains every time.
But now it is us nerds that rule the world. :lol

Until someone demands you give them your lunch money

That's when you fight back with your Zelda sword.

Well every one else is using flashbacks so here is another example of this kind of joke.

[Macsen]

Means he has a longer tail for Max to throttle him with.

[valerio]

Give in Grape. It will be left in the past, eventually. No harm done.

[GameCobra]

Give in Grape. It will be left in the past, eventually. No harm done.

*Gets so lost in her thoughts that she eats Ptah's hat and becomes Dragon's new avatar*

[AkiraWolf98]

*Laughing Uncontrollably*

Well played Ptah. Well played indeed.

[Welsh Halfwit]

Give in Grape. It will be left in the past, eventually. No harm done.

There potentially MIGHT have been 'harm' about five or six months down the line...

[Argent]

great, now Grape needs a new collar.
unless hers opens differently than Zach's and the tag isn't right on the latch and her collar didn't just break.
I'm not sure which is funnier, the collar magically breaking or magically coming undone.

Responsible pet owners use breakaway collars on outside cats so they don't get caught on branches and stuff.

http://www.petco.com/product/123278/Pet ... ollar.aspx

[MrBlueSky7]

You know, I just realized something: If Ptah REALLY wanted to further push Grape's buttons, he could have made himself as Big as one of those Beast Cats they encountered early on (provided she's into that kind of thing, of course).

[tsMKG]

You know, I just realized something: If Ptah REALLY wanted to further push Grape's buttons, he could have made himself as Big as one of those Beast Cats they encountered early on (provided she's into that kind of thing, of course).

Well, that wouldn't be buff only but also BEAST.

EDIT: This thing about hunk/buff and beast is reminding me of a quite old arcade/genesis game: Altered Beast

[Cesco]

Wow, ahah! Ptah is not drunk, definitely. Is he a sort of lamp genius without lamp? Because, he perfectly granted all her wishes. After the claws, he popped out muscles (and Grape her collar ). That hat has interesting powers, and also Spirit Dragon seems to have nice tastes. The good thing is that, apparently, Grape wants only an hunk type, and not also his wealth... Ok, Maxwell: steal that hat, now! Make it yours, and then you'll be perfect for her. Anyway, I agree with Ptah... A so buff look fits more to dogs, but yeah, Grape's tastes are so "particular".
The last panel is the top!

[Argent]

Give in Grape. It will be left in the past, eventually. No harm done.

What happens in 5000BC stays in 5000BC?

[Flexico]

I was expecting something along the lines of "My type is primarily composed of NOT being a incredibly nice person." XD But it would seem Grape went straight for the physical side of things.

Ok ... that was an interesting bit of censorship that happened there. X3

[Wolfbane]

EDIT: This thing about hunk/buff and beast is reminding me of a quite old arcade/genesis game: Altered Beast

If Ptah gets another power-up, he'll probably become a buff human... That's probably how it works, yeah... Surely.
Unless he turns into a dragon. Which would be awkward. XD

[valerio]

You know, I just realized something: If Ptah REALLY wanted to further push Grape's buttons, he could have made himself as Big as one of those Beast Cats they encountered early on (provided she's into that kind of thing, of course).

He just said he feels 'indecent like a dog' in that physical condition. He already believes himself the apex of felinekind.

[DigitalBrave3]

I have just laughed the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire life.

[Sanchi Sunpelt]

Grapes clothes fell off.

[dryideabat]

Wow! This, this just made my week. Yes sir, nothing like good clean family fun.
...Max, you must steal that hat!

[MrNeonShot]

Dang, those muscles, though!
Is it odd that I'm actually growing to like the hat?

[CHAOKOCartoons]

Title Text: boy, Ptah's looking buff today, even moreso than usual

That running gag is never going to get retired is it?

I believe it is what we on the internet would call a "meme".

[D-Rock]

Also, Grape is a jerk, her reasoning is that he isn't her type, rather than that she already has a boyfriend.

Nah, a girl doesn't have to refer to her boyfriend to turn someone down. That'll become a thing of the past.

It still helps in deterring unwanted advances, though, when stating that you're not interested doesn't seem to work. Of course, that only works if you have a significant other, already.

[Amazee Dayzee]

Actually, it IS the first thing a girl should say or else they are just being disrespectful to their boyfriend.

[RandomGeekNamedBrent]

Actually, it IS the first thing a girl should say or else they are just being disrespectful to their boyfriend.

probably should out of respect, yeah.
but Grape may have figured that if she said she had a boyfriend, Ptah would either just not accept it and continue to push her to leave him, or that, if she actually mentioned that it was Max, he'd try to challenge him to a fight with all his crazy dragon hat powers.

[bjchan95]

I think Diss said it best.

Y'all are still perverts

[WishIWasHearEarlier]

Okay, why did it take me this long to realize that Ptah is not wearing a collar (or a necklace in this case). That ugly hat really does steal the show, at least until the last panel.

[Amazee Dayzee]

I think Diss said it best.

Y'all are still perverts

And this would know a lot about that wouldn't he? :3

[Silly Zealot]

All hail king Paté and his inflatable body!

Grape, you could've asked for anything anything

She could have asked him for uninterrupted naps!

She could have wished for more wishes!

Back in those days brawn beat brains every time.
But now it is us nerds that rule the world.

Unless Wallstreet is owned by Bill Gates and Stephen Hawkins, I believe your statement is inaccurate.

[pizzaplatinum]

I think if you count Housepets 1X, Grape is in an awkward love square by now. And if you count fanfics...

[tychoaussie]

Dang, those muscles, though!
Is it odd that I'm actually growing to like the hat?

I like the hat.
Although at first glance, it looked kind of like one of those plastic scoops that you use for filling a bird feeder.

[CosmicCoyote]

I think if you count Housepets 1X, Grape is in an awkward love square by now. And if you count fanfics...

If you count fanfics of any popular work, the entire cast of everything are polygamists.

[Amazee Dayzee]

There are fanfics where the pets get married?

[Saturn381]

Are we going to get a Halloween strip this year?

[Amazee Dayzee]

Actually I would rather get a strip with more buff Ptah. XP

[Buster]

i still think it looks like the illegitimate offspring of a crayon and a coffee mug.

[Silly Zealot]

Poor ancient monarchs, getting their headwear disrespected by you guys.

[Amazee Dayzee]

You CAN'T tell me that you think that it looks cool.

[RennisTora]

"Insert lady the N64 game Glover jokes here"
EDIT: ... Wow, I can't say that?
In case you couldn't tell by how little sense that made, it was filtered into something else...

[Amazee Dayzee]

Think stuff that would air on the Disney channel. Those are really the only things you can say unless you filter it completely.