Corrupt a Wish

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:09 pm

Granted: All of your colleagues know think you are crazy for enjoying work so much.

I wish for more time to do the things I want to do when I get home from work.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:46 pm

Granted - the length of day is increased by 6 hours; you get an extra hour of that for yourself, but have to work the other 5.

I wish I could draw exactly what I can see in my mind's eye.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:40 pm

Granted: you can not stop drawing even when you are thinking about what to say, every word comes out on paper in the most outlandish handwriting. Soon you become the bane of all trees due to your need for more and more paper.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt that wish to grant it...

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:30 pm

D-Rock wrote:Granted, bacon-flavored marshmallows are successful, but they style their theme song after this. And it gets stuck in your head for the rest of your life.

Aren't these supposed to come with a down side?

Granted, however your post gets ignored for failing to follow the rules, and the next post corrupts the wish exactly how you would have anyway.

I wish the forum had a death-glare emoticon.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:06 pm

Granted: No one uses it.

I wish for a tablet I could draw on.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 4:41 pm

Granted. Enjoy your wax tablet ^.^

I wish my life was narrated by Kevan Brightning.
P.S. My name's not Stanley, just so we are clear on that.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:01 pm

Granted, but only you can hear it and he's very patronizing.

I wish I could see the results of my actions in advance before I take them.

Post by **Render** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:03 pm

Granted. Anyway, you can't change your actions in any way and what you saw will happen, no matter what.

I wish I will sleep tight and will wake up at the designated time.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:16 pm

Granted, you are shrink-wrapped to your bed while asleep. that should be tight enough. Also, you do wake up at the designated time, not that you can actually go anywhere, you're still shrink-wrapped to the bed unable to move. I hope someone finds you before you need to use the washroom.

I wish for someone to find render.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:23 pm

Granted - I found "render" in the dictionary under R.

I wish I could choose the consequences to my actions.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:05 pm

Granted, however you're only allowed to choose outcomes that would be worse, for you, than what would have happened had you not been given the choice.

I wish for free donuts.

Post by **Render** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 6:34 am

Granted, you get those that have fallen down and somebody accidentally stepped on.

I wish to be found and rescued from the bed.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:37 am

Granted: I'm rescuing you, but only because I need someone to hold all this excess shrink wrap on the floor.

I wish the shrink wrap at work wasn't so tangled and ripped.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:48 am

Granted but its after being stuck there for a whole day. missing whatever you were supposed to be at that you had to wake up at a designated time for.

I wish I could travel the world and learn how to cook various meals from famous chefs

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:53 am

Granted, but you contract a sickness that leaves you bedridden.

I wish that I didn't need sunlight or exercise.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:56 am

Granted, but you are now a sickly vampire that stalks the lower underground parts of a castle .

I wish to be a superhero.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:03 pm

Granted, all your family and friend are killed by your arch-nemesis.

I wish that my hiccups were gone.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:13 pm

Granted: your lungs have been replaced with a set of balloons and a jar.

I wish for some bubble wrap.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:14 pm

Granted, your diaphragm has been stolen by my arch-nemesis.

I wish I could run.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:21 pm

Granted, everything you own is now made of bubble wrap. and nothing but bubble wrap. even your food. and your money. i hope you weren't planning on eating today.

Granted, you run "Selfdestruct.exe". Your head will explode in one minute.

I wish for an umbrella to shield myself from the impending mess.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:57 am

Granted. You get the umbrella, but it is superglued shut, and will not open.
I wish that my new pair of glasses would arrive today without any scratches or physical issues.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:45 pm

Granted - they come in perfect working order, but they're the wrong style and the wrong prescription.

I wish for fun!

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:22 pm

Granted; but the fun that you get is just the word "fun" written on a slip of paper.

I wish to own a house.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:24 pm

Granted. However, it's a 1/1000th scale model.

I Wish summer was shorter and never got above 15*C.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:31 pm

Granted - you are moved to the Antarctic.

I wish that Zootopia will be the best movie ever that everyone loves, and so fall in love with furrydom.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:42 pm

Granted, but it not only was so awesome that no one made anymore animation as they can't top it. But the furry fandom becomes so saturated with fans that it falls apart.

I wish this movie I'm about to see will be good.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:45 pm

Granted, but the critics don't agree and it's named the worst movie of the year. (PS, what's the movie?

)

I wish that we would get leaks of the Doctor Strange movie.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:48 pm

Granted, you now know the ending and know it will be the one that marvel failed to do well and after it, every movie they make just fails.

I wish this popcorn won't make me sick (ant-man).

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:00 pm

Granted, but now your sick to something else.

I wish I had a million chocolate bars?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:03 pm

Granted, you get a sugar rush and wake up in a hotel room in Bangkok with a baby and a tiger locked in the bathroom.

I wish that I could see Ant-Man some time soon.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:14 pm

Granted, now you are teleported to where I am to catch the credits.

I wish I could be a superhero.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:21 pm

Granted, you have the power to spontaneously change your outfit to match someone else's, as long as your face is always visible and recognizable as you. That's it. That's all you get.

I wish TV had produced at least one show i would enjoy in the last 5 years.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:24 pm

Granted, four years ago they made a tv show, it only got to the script wrtting phase befre being cancelled. But you would have loved it.

I wish to have a crystal statue of a dog in front of my house

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:48 am

Granted. Every criminal in 50km radius takes it as a sign of your home something valuable to break in for, and rob it clean overnight.

I wish for more weaponised food.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:55 am

Granted: I ate it all before I handed the plates their were supposed to be on over.

I wish I for the bacon theme to continue on that other thread.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:42 pm

Granted.
You will regret it before that other game reaches page 312.
Deeply. Regret.

I wish for a light-hearted silly song!

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 6:48 pm

Granted. It is now all you hear for the rest of your life.

I wish I could build up the motivation to get more art done in what little free time I have now.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:04 am

Granted: Some DIY folks create the easiest to use art space out of everything else you would do instead.

I wish I had one too.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:10 pm

granted, however it's a $1500/day rental and you're locked into a 5 year contract.

I wish for snackfood.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:28 pm

Granted. Hope you like dates and celery.

I wish to have a minture pet dragon. One that could fit in a dog bed and won't burn my house down.