2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
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Jess wins all arguments. All of them.
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
Jess, you can't attack the people with food in your mouth. It's rude.
Swallow first than you can carry on.
Swallow first than you can carry on.
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
Ooh! I want to see this! Jess about to throw some paws. I love the suffering of others.(when they deserve it of course. )
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
Technically oppossums, can get rabies, but they're 8 times less likely to than wild dogs. Still, that's a pretty good track record.
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Zach is awesome! They are dating right?
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
More Jess! Gahh!
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"And kids is how opp-... OH NO THERE SHE COMES, RUN KIDS RUUUUUUUUUN"
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
Jess is a fighter, Jess is a queen;
Jess is the boldest girl Zach's ever seen.
You treat her well; you treat her right
or the next thing you treat is from her bite.
Zach's got a girl, Zach's got a worry,
Zach's gotta control her temper in a hurry.
You eat corn dogs, you see, not a child;
unless you want the Wolves to get riled.
The Human won't trust her, the human won't know;
as far as he sees, the threat must just go.
You could be persuaded by the slight grey Rabbit;
but Jess in temper trouble's getting a habit...
Jess is the boldest girl Zach's ever seen.
You treat her well; you treat her right
or the next thing you treat is from her bite.
Zach's got a girl, Zach's got a worry,
Zach's gotta control her temper in a hurry.
You eat corn dogs, you see, not a child;
unless you want the Wolves to get riled.
The Human won't trust her, the human won't know;
as far as he sees, the threat must just go.
You could be persuaded by the slight grey Rabbit;
but Jess in temper trouble's getting a habit...
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I really think Jess is my favorite character, she's so salty.
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Did anyone else check up on that claim? Surprisingly interesting, really.
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
I did.
Douglas Collier wrote:Technically oppossums, can get rabies, but they're 8 times less likely to than wild dogs. Still, that's a pretty good track record.
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Comin' right at you!
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Let's just hope she isn't Jessicka with rabies! Hahahahahahahaha... (this is why I have no friends...)
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i think its impossible not to love Jess
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I can prove you wrong.Frank wrote:i think its impossible not to love Jess
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
Sweet, Jess is here.
Now, stop her from biting that kid so you two can go make out behind the corn stall...
Also, it occurs to me that Jess might try applying for a petting-zoo position, though I'm not sure she's good with children.... or anyone, for that matter....
Either way, this is the first we've seen of her since she and Zach started courting, so I hope that's addressed...
Now, stop her from biting that kid so you two can go make out behind the corn stall...
Also, it occurs to me that Jess might try applying for a petting-zoo position, though I'm not sure she's good with children.... or anyone, for that matter....
Either way, this is the first we've seen of her since she and Zach started courting, so I hope that's addressed...
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
Corn dogs have corn in the name so corn did make a comeback this strip.
Hail the corn king!. (Karishad)
And Jessica Rabbit returns.
Hail the corn king!. (Karishad)
And Jessica Rabbit returns.
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
Why delete it, it's awesome? Or do you mean the second message?Mickey wrote:SOMEONE DELETE THIS PLEASE! It's early and I really don't know what I did to even get this here.Mickey wrote:Jess, you can't attack the people with food in your mouth. It's rude.
Swallow first then you can carry on.
Hey I was just talking about rabies an why they don't let wild unvaccinated animals into the zoo over in Richardson Valley!
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Oh wow. Jess you're awesome. XP
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
For all of those people who think Jess is going to get violent, remember that Jess is trying to prove that she's not rabid! More likely she'll next be shown with a very calm expression, perhaps nonchalant, with one kid petting her and another playing with her ear.
Or maybe this:
Panel 1: Jess starts walking toward a small child. Zack can be seen cowering in a corner, afraid to be involved in what might happen. Still, he peers out from behind his hiding place, hoping nothing goes wrong.
Panel 2a: Jess is halfway between Zack and the child, and the child sees her. Instantly the child goes as straight and rigid as a board.
Panel 2b: We see only Jess's feet as they take another step.
Panel 3: The child falls down, pretending to feint. Parent says, "what are you doing?" Child whispers, "maybe if it thinks I'm dead it won't bother me!"
Panel 4: Jess leans over the child and says, "you know that never works, right? Want a balloon?"
(Optional)
Panel 5: The child screams, "FLUFFY!" Jess is now being SuperHugged by the child and can't breathe. Parent watches balloon float away. Zack can be seen in the background holding his stomach and laughing up a storm.
Or maybe this:
Panel 1: Jess starts walking toward a small child. Zack can be seen cowering in a corner, afraid to be involved in what might happen. Still, he peers out from behind his hiding place, hoping nothing goes wrong.
Panel 2a: Jess is halfway between Zack and the child, and the child sees her. Instantly the child goes as straight and rigid as a board.
Panel 2b: We see only Jess's feet as they take another step.
Panel 3: The child falls down, pretending to feint. Parent says, "what are you doing?" Child whispers, "maybe if it thinks I'm dead it won't bother me!"
Panel 4: Jess leans over the child and says, "you know that never works, right? Want a balloon?"
(Optional)
Panel 5: The child screams, "FLUFFY!" Jess is now being SuperHugged by the child and can't breathe. Parent watches balloon float away. Zack can be seen in the background holding his stomach and laughing up a storm.
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
Jesse and Zach… Imma gonna ship den like FedEx!
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It's not exactly shipping when it's official.Acritic2 wrote:Jesse and Zach… Imma gonna ship den like FedEx!
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
That's Jess for you
This arc has some surprises as we have seen so far
Now I wonder again what corndogs taste like
This arc has some surprises as we have seen so far
Now I wonder again what corndogs taste like
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It's not exactly official. More like a "keep running into each other" thingSuperStar wrote:It's not exactly shipping when it's official.Acritic2 wrote:Jesse and Zach… Imma gonna ship den like FedEx!
Hotdogs... with corn paste... you're not really missing out on muchHundKatzeMaus wrote:Now I wonder again what corndogs taste like
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
What my mom told me "Don't bite people with your mouth full"
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You're suggesting Rick would stoop to ship teasing? Heresy! Ahem.Frank wrote:It's not exactly official. More like a "keep running into each other" thing
And corn dogs are one of those terrible things that somehow make you want to try them again, they're awful and still hit the spot. Well, maybe not the spot. A spot. Some kind of spot, anyway. They're sort of the American archetype of Dibbler's sausages.
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"Is your kid the soft spongey one over there?" XD
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
I've tried them before, Didn't like them at all. Kinda like an undercooked hotdog in an overcooked bun, only the bun kinda tastes off and there's no easy way to add onions to em...HundKatzeMaus wrote:Now I wonder again what corndogs taste like
So basically hotdog gone wrong.
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Well a good corn dog tastes like sweet fried cornbread with juicy meat in the middle.HundKatzeMaus wrote: Now I wonder again what corndogs taste like
Most corn dogs aren't that good.
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Poor Zach. He has to stop his girlfriend from getting sent to the pound or euthanized because of her temper.
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Jessica couldn't miss, and she's enjoying to eat corn made stuff (she's being the only one, apparently ). If she entered illegally, then the other critters can, too. Let's wait to see the raccoons, hoping that they like corn. So, is Zach receiving his first pets? Corn dogs aren't new to me, I wonder how they taste. No, Jessica, there's meat in them. What a bad and ignorant prejudice! But, you must not threaten that way, Jess... Don't bite the kids, only dingos can...
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Don't mess with Jessica!
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That might be my problem, cornbread's one of those American things I never really got into. The funny thing is that... even though I don't think I actually like them... once I've had one corn dog my body says "give me another one NOW brain" so there's something almost mystically compelling about them.rickgriffin wrote:Well a good corn dog tastes like sweet fried cornbread with juicy meat in the middle.
[Why do I eat that first one? If you're at a place where corn dogs are being consumed, and someone hands you one, you're a jerk if you don't accept. And, yes, some parts of America that's really a thing that happens. Repeatedly.]
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The difference is probably the fact that it's fried.Argent wrote:That might be my problem, cornbread's one of those American things I never really got into. The funny thing is that... even though I don't think I actually like them... once I've had one corn dog my body says "give me another one NOW brain" so there's something almost mystically compelling about them.rickgriffin wrote:Well a good corn dog tastes like sweet fried cornbread with juicy meat in the middle.
[Why do I eat that first one? If you're at a place where corn dogs are being consumed, and someone hands you one, you're a jerk if you don't accept. And, yes, some parts of America that's really a thing that happens. Repeatedly.]
Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
I like corn dogs...rickgriffin wrote:Most corn dogs aren't that good.
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There's other fried corn bread things out there and I've never found them compelling, not even at Long John Silvers which is like the neighborhood church of weird fried things. Maybe it's because they're not magically wrapped around a cheap fatty sausage.Kitch wrote:The difference is probably the fact that it's fried.
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You are not alone! (no one is alone...!)Saturn381 wrote:I like corn dogs...rickgriffin wrote:Most corn dogs aren't that good.
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Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
Never had a corn dog before either so I can't say anything.